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I'm a Girl, I don't have balls.
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Shaving Your Pubic Area is For Girls
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18.07%
I Use a Razor Blade
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37.65%
I Use Clippers (With a Guard)
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I Use Clippers (Without a Guard)
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How Do You Shave Your Balls?

 
 
Old 01-10-2004, 10:11 PM
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IMO Girls should only shave their pubic area (and do it regularly). And if they want us to be shaved then they need to do it for us.

Thinking on shaving it by myself will be (no offense... thats how I think)
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Old 01-11-2004, 01:45 AM
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I would rather shave my own scrotum (I said scrotum ) then have any girl shave mine... Imagine if she fucked up.... you would have to kill her.

If you fucked up though.... you would have no one to blame.
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Not trimming at all and having a pube fro is just as nasty as a girl with a big old 70's bush - step up to the plate and lose the 70's look. Actually, do whatever the hell you want with your junk, but don't complain when the ladies run in horror.
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razor, mach 3. done it tons and never once cut myself. u just gotta set time aside, dont try to do it before work or some shit.

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Old 01-11-2004, 10:14 PM
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Originally posted by Legend2Die4
razor, mach 3. done it tons and never once cut myself. u just gotta set time aside, dont try to do it before work or some shit.

-bryan
Yeah just make a day of it. Sit at home on a sunday, watch the game, shower up and shave the nuts for about 2 hours, then head out to the store or something.
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Originally posted by 97Cl22
Yeah just make a day of it. Sit at home on a sunday, watch the game, shower up and shave the nuts for about 2 hours, then head out to the store or something.


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lmao matt g, bush trimmer
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mach 3 razor and aveeno shave GEL. i've never knicked a nutt yet...
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man anyone that takes a razor blade to their nuts is fuckin crazy
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it's not like it's a straight blade, it's a safety razor man...
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Sweaty balls, no thank you.

Just a trim with my trusty
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Originally posted by dbox
mach 3 razor and aveeno shave GEL. i've never knicked a nutt yet...

when that shit starts to grow back though, isnt it like a freakin beard...all prickly and shit

...and anybody try that odd looking epilady invention? what's your review
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thats to crazy to imagine
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Originally posted by 97Cl22
Yeah just make a day of it. Sit at home on a sunday, watch the game, shower up and shave the nuts for about 2 hours, then head out to the store or something.
LoL, nah man... not spendin the whole day! (i promise ive gota life!?) but just take ur time! thas all! LoL


And fuck chemicals, i'll trust my self with a razor to my balls Vs. some crazy ass chemical that "dissolves hair with ease!" shiiittt....

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First off, i take some scissors and snip off all the major hair parts, then jump in the shower, lather my sac up, and put the razor to work, with only the highest level of carefulness!
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You've been watching too much American Wedding.
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Razor to the sack, just pull the skin taunt. After a few times it should stop bothering you, but at the same time, african american skin can be troublesome when shaving, so I am not sure.

Always in the shower, with plenty of lather. I just use soap, and keep "lubing" so to speak.
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Originally posted by zigzagzig
when that shit starts to grow back though, isnt it like a freakin beard...all prickly and shit

...and anybody try that odd looking epilady invention? what's your review
not prickly at all...
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Originally posted by zigzagzig
when that shit starts to grow back though, isnt it like a freakin beard...all prickly and shit
Negative ghost rider..
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There is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum—it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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You young-uns crack me up.
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Originally posted by Stock03CLS
You young-uns crack me up.
okay....and uh....you didn't answer the question.
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Originally posted by TypeSAddict
okay....and uh....you didn't answer the question.
You're very observant. :P
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Originally posted by Always Dirty
There is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum—it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
What was that from?
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Originally posted by Stock03CLS
You're very observant. :P
I'll take that as a: "I like the 70's look too."
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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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Originally posted by TypeSAddict
I'll take that as a: "I like the 70's look too."
Dude....all I'm going to say about it is that I'm too old and too married to give a flying hump what it looks like.....mmm-kay?
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Originally posted by Stock03CLS
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery


Thats right, Dr. Evil.
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Originally posted by Stock03CLS
Dude....all I'm going to say about it is that I'm too old and too married to give a flying hump what it looks like.....mmm-kay?
I don't really wanna know about your balls stock You old people crack me up.
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:55 PM
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i mach 3 mine. I actually have a "balls only mach 3" because i hardly have any facial hair.


btw: I hate it when it's growing back and the hair pokes and scratches my cack
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the real question should be


How many of you guys shave your ass?
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NAIR....done it for 2 years with no problems.
you nair your nuts? are you serious or am i naive? ... that doesnt sound right to me.
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thread revival!!

i found that the easiest method is to take some beard clippers to trim down the long ones and then use gillete edge in the shower to get my balls smooth as eggs.

ironically, my girlfriend like the pluck the ones up top out. i require that she keep somethign in her mouth while doing it to "cancel out" the pain
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Your balls must be like leather at this point - look like the bottom of Bea Arthur's feet.

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bea artuhurs feet
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Originally Posted by phee
thread revival!!

i found that the easiest method is to take some beard clippers to trim down the long ones and then use gillete edge in the shower to get my balls smooth as eggs.

ironically, my girlfriend like the pluck the ones up top out. i require that she keep somethign in her mouth while doing it to "cancel out" the pain
Pluck? Uhh
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just make sure u shave correctly... if you get any ingrown hairs on the pubes the girls with think you have herpes
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use my trimmer and just trim the hair down...i dont give a fuck is she doesnt like hair on the sack..it needs protection
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protection from what? your pants? stop being scared and enjoy the lickfest that she will have when she sees and feels the smoof-ness
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