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How Do You Shave Your Balls?

 
 
Old 07-10-2008, 08:39 PM
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I use Nair for MEN. I have been using it ever since i was in the military. Works great with no irritation at all. It just sucks sitting there for 10 minutes with it on your balls. LOL. But seriously if you try it you will not use a razor again. For the rest of the hair north of the pipe i use a moustache trimmer with a short guard on it.
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you guys cant be serious
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Old 07-10-2008, 08:52 PM
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clipper(no gaurd) to get the big tall grass,and a mach3 turbo to clear the playing field,def gonna try the nair.(I was scurred before)


edit: I hate the first day's of stubble after....

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Old 07-10-2008, 09:01 PM
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Eww just reading this thread makes my balls hurt. I don't think I'm brave enough to take a sharp object or anything that could hurt to my balls.
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you fags are all carrying on like a bunch of interior designers.
My junk is cleaner than a Lautner house with Milano furnishings and light Scandinavian wood.
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
I shaved my balls once with a razor, got and ingrown hair and it itched like hell! How the fuck do you guys do that?! I just have my barber trim them when I get my hair cut.
your barber? the fuck?
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Originally Posted by ADabsolutNDN
your barber? the fuck?
Sure -- the Supercuts by me charges only $4 for a ball sack coiff with a regular price haircut.
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Shave the balls with the straight razor, and keep it very short everywhere else. Clippers on the lowest setting. It helps you become very close with your prized possession!!
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Old 07-10-2008, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by phee
thread revival!!

i found that the easiest method is to take some beard clippers to trim down the long ones and then use gillete edge in the shower to get my balls smooth as eggs.

ironically, my girlfriend like the pluck the ones up top out. i require that she keep somethign in her mouth while doing it to "cancel out" the pain
im really affraid of what you put in the search function to find this thread
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Sure -- the Supercuts by me charges only $4 for a ball sack coiff with a regular price haircut.
haha can you still use the $2 off reg. haircut coupon with that combo you mentioned?
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Sure -- the Supercuts by me charges only $4 for a ball sack coiff with a regular price haircut.
Hmm... is that before or after tip

If before tip, does the standard 20% tip apply? Or do you go for more, say 30%?
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Originally Posted by nbennettksu
im really affraid of what you put in the search function to find this thread
https://acurazine.com/forums/ramblings-12/whats-your-best-thread-394976/ post #15, a few of my old thread got bumped because of that one.
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Originally Posted by iTimmy
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=394976 post #15, a few of my old thread got bumped because of that one.
oo got ya. whew.
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you guys should use botox as well, you'll have balls as smooth as eggs
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wtf?
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wtf?
Its so that chicks will want to suck em
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Old 07-11-2008, 12:38 AM
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Yeah, cause I want someone to INJECT my coin purse. No thanks....
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Yeah, cause I want someone to INJECT my coin purse. No thanks....
guess you guys havent seen the dave chappelle stand up when he says that
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Old 07-11-2008, 12:54 AM
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I don't do porn, so I trim it up with clippers on the second to shortest setting.
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Originally Posted by nbennettksu
If before tip, does the standard 20% tip apply? Or do you go for more, say 30%?
I tip 10% but I tell them it's a normal size tip.
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Originally Posted by svtmike
I tip 10% but I tell them it's a normal size tip.


maybe you guys should use a different word than "tip"

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Originally Posted by ArTL-S
I use Nair for MEN. I have been using it ever since i was in the military. Works great with no irritation at all. It just sucks sitting there for 10 minutes with it on your balls. LOL. But seriously if you try it you will not use a razor again. For the rest of the hair north of the pipe i use a moustache trimmer with a short guard on it.

nair , on your balls!


i use norelco body shaver...no nicks EVAR , works great.
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i shave my balls with shaving cream/gel and a razor in the shower (you'd be surprised - never get any cuts... balls kinda harden up cus thy know a sharp object coming their way and its survival of the fittest)

trim my pubes with a clipper/trimmer with a guard

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Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!
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Clippers.. #3 all around.

Who the hell uses a razor? Aren't you guys afraid of cutting something open and having other things fall out... ?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!

That seems like you're asking for trouble!

Clippers w/ guard.. maybe you jab yourself a bit if you're rushing but its not bad and the #3 isn't so short that you get horrid itch problems..
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+1 for razor and soap in the shower. Tug and pull until you get flat areas. It takes five minutes max to do the boys. Trimmer with a guard elsewhere.
Never use to go "clean" there until it was suggested.
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I wax them....
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Originally Posted by ArTL-S
I use Nair for MEN. I have been using it ever since i was in the military. Works great with no irritation at all. It just sucks sitting there for 10 minutes with it on your balls. LOL. But seriously if you try it you will not use a razor again. For the rest of the hair north of the pipe i use a moustache trimmer with a short guard on it.
Yikes, what are the long term effects on your boys having that hair dissolving chemical sitting for 10 mins?
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Originally Posted by Shalooby
Never use to go "clean" there until it was suggested by pgatour1.
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BUZZ. Wrong answer. Try again.

she's a member here
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Originally Posted by Shalooby
BUZZ. Wrong answer. Try again.

he's a member here
Thou doth protest too much.
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Thou doth protest too much.

Okay, I :surrender

Made me laugh. That one was too easy for you though.
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Originally Posted by ArTL-S
I use Nair for MEN. I have been using it ever since i was in the military. Works great with no irritation at all. It just sucks sitting there for 10 minutes with it on your balls. LOL. But seriously if you try it you will not use a razor again. For the rest of the hair north of the pipe i use a moustache trimmer with a short guard on it.
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Originally Posted by GrandeInter10
Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!
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Originally Posted by pai_gow
Yikes, what are the long term effects on your boys having that hair dissolving chemical sitting for 10 mins?

Long term effects are not having scars from knicking my ball sac and having no hair on the sack for about a month and a half. Everything still works fine
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hahahahaha!!!

WTF?
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You guys were mostly joking right????

Why the fuck would a guy need to shave their balls????
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Originally Posted by taz98spin
You guys were mostly joking right????

Why the fuck would a guy need to shave their balls????

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