View Poll Results: How Do You Shave Your Balls?
I'm a Girl, I don't have balls.
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Shaving Your Pubic Area is For Girls
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I Use a Razor Blade
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37.84%
I Use Clippers (With a Guard)
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I Use Clippers (Without a Guard)
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Other
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How Do You Shave Your Balls?

 
Old 07-11-2008, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by taz98spin
You guys were mostly joking right????

Why the fuck would a guy need to shave their balls????
for the lady...duuuu!!!
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We used to dress them up like terrorists and AD would use them as his avatar.
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by taz98spin
You guys were mostly joking right????

Why the fuck would a guy need to shave their balls????
Just like most men want their women clean-shaven, most women also don't want to find a mighty jungle down a man's pants... Don't you prefer an open field to feast upon?
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by sasha
Just like most men want their women clean-shaven, most women also don't want to find a mighty jungle down a man's pants... Don't you prefer an open field to feast upon?
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by sasha
Just like most men want their women clean-shaven, most women also don't want to find a mighty jungle down a man's pants... Don't you prefer an open field to feast upon?
No I much prefer to come up with a mouthful of floss.
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:14 PM
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by sasha
Just like most men want their women clean-shaven, most women also don't want to find a mighty jungle down a man's pants... Don't you prefer an open field to feast upon?
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by S14 n Tsx
for the lady...duuuu!!!
So you guys shave your arm pits as well???
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by sasha
Just like most men want their women clean-shaven, most women also don't want to find a mighty jungle down a man's pants... Don't you prefer an open field to feast upon?

Yeah, I like it when girls are bare or have a little bit of hair down there,
but I don't have any hairs to shave on my balls


I seriously had to whip them out to check
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:48 PM
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I just use a regular old disposable razor and shave cream. The best method for me is to pull the nutsack skin tight so that the crevices aren't there and go lightly across it. I don't get why some people still would rather have an afro goin on down there these days. This isn't the 70's, my dick doesn't need sideburns to look good for the ladies.
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:49 PM
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WTF?! LOL.
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by taz98spin
So you guys shave your arm pits as well???
if it means she wants to lick them
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:49 PM
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Sure -- the Supercuts by me charges only $4 for a ball sack coiff with a regular price haircut.
If I could get the milf that cuts my hair to agree to this I would be in there 2-3 times a week!
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Old 07-11-2008, 11:07 PM
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So, any of you people have/give your SO help with the trimming/shaving?

FWIW, although I helped my wife shave her vag completely before, we just trim our own pube hairs now. Shaving/trimming doesn't turn us on...
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:07 AM
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Never cut my sack yet though... and hell, I'm not even that careful while shaving.
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by taz98spin
Yeah, I like it when girls are bare or have a little bit of hair down there,
but I don't have any hairs to shave on my balls


I seriously had to whip them out to check

You're telling us you don't have hair on your peaches?

So.. you haven't hit puberty yet?
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:38 AM
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Perfect thread after my own heart

<----- See under my name
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:39 AM
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Oh and clippers with guard for the bushes and Schick Quattro for the boyz.
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by GrandeInter10
Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!

Isnt this from Harold n Kumar?
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Isnt this from Harold n Kumar?
Knocked Up.
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:45 AM
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haha. this is a funny thread
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by GrandeInter10
Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!
I remember watching this and I couldn't stop laughing!!!
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:54 AM
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when i do it...i go workout first...and get in the shower immediatley because my sack will be all sucked up because there getting warm from the cold sweat...then i just shave them..real easy

youll never be able to do it with your balls dangling

edit: or i guess you could just take a cold shower

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Old 08-07-2008, 02:55 AM
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Hahahah holy this thread got me laughing every page through.
Personally I only shaved once... I didn't have hair on my sack yet. Now I do... and I haven't shaved/trimmed them since. At the moment I don't see a point for it since I'm not out boning girls and whatnot.
I also haven't used a razor in my life... Might use that on my stache/beard since my shaver doesn't give me perfect smooth shaves anymore. But ... on my sack? I'll think about that for a few days when I decide to set my crotch/sack free from the wilderness.
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Old 08-07-2008, 05:43 AM
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So far using a razor is the most popular by 33%
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Old 08-07-2008, 05:58 AM
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haha. this is a funny thread
There is nothing funny about hairy testicles
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Ohh yea now I remember!
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Old 08-07-2008, 04:14 PM
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This thread is great
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Old 08-07-2008, 04:17 PM
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Wax them.
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Old 08-07-2008, 04:23 PM
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haha. this is a funny thread

Lol...did you go searching for threads with the word 'balls' in them and bring this thread back to life?? :ghey:
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Old 08-07-2008, 04:38 PM
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Old 08-07-2008, 04:39 PM
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Lol...did you go searching for threads with the word 'balls' in them and bring this thread back to life?? :ghey:



Wait you mean thats not normal?
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Old 08-07-2008, 04:41 PM
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Wait you mean thats not normal?

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Old 08-07-2008, 06:05 PM
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someone should invent a ball trimmer
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Old 08-07-2008, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by PimpCL23
someone should invent a ball trimmer
lol what the fuck, invent one? it'd just be a shaver of some size
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Old 08-07-2008, 06:31 PM
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i tried shaving everything off so i got that prepubescent look.. lets just say im never doing that again..
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Old 08-07-2008, 06:47 PM
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How do I shave my balls?

Very carefully.
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:19 PM
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+1, but my shaver has a hole in it and i've been getting nicked
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Just did this morning. Scissors & then a razor.
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