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mantis23 01-09-2004 03:04 PM

How Do You Shave Your Balls?
 
Shaving the area above "The General" is no problem.

Its the hair on the balls that is a pain to trim.

I tried a razor blade, and I liked the initial results, but the delayed results of irritation drove my nuts literally insane.

I generally use clippers, and start off veeery carefully. Then I get impatient and start nicking my sack over & over. This hurts like hell when I jump in the shower afterwards. Not to mention the slight blood loss. I would use a guard, but I want my nuts clean as a whistle when someone has them in their mouth.

soopa 01-09-2004 03:06 PM

your man ask ya to shave?

Shawn S 01-09-2004 03:07 PM

IBT :ghey: L

TypeSKid 01-09-2004 03:07 PM

Mine never gets irritated. You have to go really slowly, preferably in the shower. :D :rofl:

Or get a beautiful honey to do it for you. I prefer asian girls to do it for me, they seem to prefer it completely shaven for some reason. :D They also do a damn good job.

GeishaGirl 01-09-2004 03:07 PM

I'm a girl so I don't know crap about this...I wonder if my man will let me shave his balls lol :D

soopa 01-09-2004 03:08 PM

anyway... i trim em up... beard trimmer.

bushes are for backwoods... baldies are for backdoors.

Bulldog01 01-09-2004 03:08 PM

I use clippers, with a guard, first. Then I use the clippers without a guard to finish. There is an occasional nick of sack, but it's not too bad. I haven't ventured to try the razor yet. :nervous:

Crazy Bimmer 01-09-2004 03:10 PM

I Use Clippers (Without a Guard)



I dunno how you can take a razor to them, my skin is too soft for that. I get skurred.

soopa 01-09-2004 03:10 PM


Originally posted by Bulldog01
There is an occasional nick of sack
:nervous: :sqnteek: :puke: :nono: :shakehd: :bigeek: :huh: :whine: :doh: :screwy: :whyme: :scratch: :fag: :pupeyes: :shocked: :sick: :blush: :sad: :damn:

mantis23 01-09-2004 03:11 PM


Originally posted by soopa
your man ask ya to shave?
Jesal doesn't care either way...

Sarlacc 01-09-2004 03:13 PM

for de balls, trimmer on setting 1, carefully or can still knick your sack. hit up the missed ones with no guard. SLOWLY AND EVER SO LIGHTLY finish with a razor.

mantis23 01-09-2004 03:13 PM


Originally posted by soopa
:nervous: :sqnteek: :puke: :nono: :shakehd: :bigeek: :huh: :whine: :doh: :screwy: :whyme: :scratch: :fag: :pupeyes: :shocked: :sick: :blush: :sad: :damn:
ohh, like you've never nicked the paper bag.. :rolleyes:

Crazy Bimmer 01-09-2004 03:14 PM


Originally posted by mantis23
Jesal doesn't care either way...
damn it, i said we needed time apart!!

Bulldog01 01-09-2004 03:14 PM


Originally posted by soopa
:nervous: :sqnteek: :puke: :nono: :shakehd: :bigeek: :huh: :whine: :doh: :screwy: :whyme: :scratch: :fag: :pupeyes: :shocked: :sick: :blush: :sad: :damn:
By occasional, I mean a couple times per year. And, it's not a slice or anything horrible. It's usually just a scratch, with nearly no blood.

Crazy Bimmer 01-09-2004 03:15 PM

Anyone ever try Nair?

Sarlacc 01-09-2004 03:15 PM


Originally posted by Bulldog01
By occasional, I mean a couple times per year. And, it's not a slice or anything horrible. It's usually just a scratch, with nearly no blood.
Yeah but that shit still has that inital OH FUCK, and you nearly jump through the roof.

Sarlacc 01-09-2004 03:16 PM


Originally posted by Crazy Sellout
Anyone ever try Nair?
Go for it, let me know how the checmical burn on your balls feels after. Then try some bengay, let me know how that feels too.

Crazy Bimmer 01-09-2004 03:17 PM

actually i tired it before... didnt burn for that long.....

Always Dirty 01-09-2004 03:17 PM

Gillette Sensor Excel

Bulldog01 01-09-2004 03:18 PM


Originally posted by sarlacc23
Yeah but that shit still has that inital OH FUCK, and you nearly jump through the roof.
:werd:

Scrib 01-09-2004 03:18 PM

Hot wax

mantis23 01-09-2004 03:19 PM


Originally posted by sarlacc23
Yeah but that shit still has that inital OH FUCK, and you nearly jump through the roof.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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I know the feelin' all too well. :rofl:

mantis23 01-09-2004 03:20 PM


Originally posted by Crazy Sellout
actually i tired it before... didnt burn for that long.....
you tried it on your nutsack? Did it get rid of the hair? I've always been skeptical of that stuff.

Scrib 01-09-2004 03:21 PM


Originally posted by Crazy Sellout
actually i tired it before... didnt burn for that long.....
Are you sterile now?

phil2 01-09-2004 03:24 PM


Originally posted by mantis23
you tried it on your nutsack? Did it get rid of the hair? I've always been skeptical of that stuff.
Im sure it tasted gross when you were licking his balls with that shit on em.....musta been real tangy :ghey:

Crazy Bimmer 01-09-2004 03:25 PM


Originally posted by Scrib
Are you sterile now?

It worked really well actually. But i told few people that i used NAIR on my nuts and they told me not to cuz its a strong chemical

Always Dirty 01-09-2004 03:25 PM


Originally posted by Scrib
Hot wax
I just pictured trying to rip the wax off and have my nertz stretch all the way out to full arms length....

Sarlacc 01-09-2004 03:26 PM


Originally posted by Scrib
Hot wax
Kinda like in duece bigalow when he gets his ass crack waxed, YEEOUCH

Always Dirty 01-09-2004 03:27 PM

There are people on here who don't do anything and just let the ish run wild? That's weird. The chicks must love that.

Crazy Bimmer 01-09-2004 03:28 PM

or they are asian

CLpower 01-09-2004 03:35 PM

Mach 3 Turbo


It hurts like a bitch when you cut your sack though!!

Repo1234 01-09-2004 03:36 PM

Just get the good old tweasers!!! I'm sure that'll do the job!!!;)

Sarlacc 01-09-2004 03:37 PM


Originally posted by CLpower
Mach 3 Turbo


It hurts like a bitch when you cut your sack though!!

ugh, triple blade mark. drop your pants and I bet shes like "mach 3 again...":what: :nod:

CLpower 01-09-2004 03:46 PM


Originally posted by sarlacc23
ugh, triple blade mark. drop your pants and I bet shes like "mach 3 again...":what: :nod:

the worse is when you start moving around and your sac stretches and the wound tears back open :(


man I try to sit as still as possible for those few days of pain!

soopa 01-09-2004 03:47 PM

retarded

zeroday 01-09-2004 03:48 PM

use an epilady. i hear they work well. pulls it out by the root so no stubble.

mantis23 01-09-2004 03:48 PM


Originally posted by CLpower
the worse is when you start moving around and your sac stretches and the wound tears back open :(


man I try to sit as still as possible for those few days of pain!

haha! :rofl:

http://www.thefiresauce.com/mbicons/tmi.jpg

phipark 01-09-2004 03:51 PM

NAIR....done it for 2 years with no problems.:)

Always Dirty 01-09-2004 03:52 PM


Originally posted by phipark
NAIR....done it for 2 years with no problems.:)
Your balls must be like leather at this point - look like the bottom of Bea Arthur's feet.

Sarlacc 01-09-2004 03:54 PM


Originally posted by Always Dirty
Your balls must be like leather at this point - look like the bottom of Bea Arthur's feet.
:rofl:


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