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I'm a Girl, I don't have balls.
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Shaving Your Pubic Area is For Girls
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I Use a Razor Blade
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I Use Clippers (With a Guard)
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I Use Clippers (Without a Guard)
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How Do You Shave Your Balls?

 
 
Old 01-09-2004, 04:00 PM
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Your balls must be like leather at this point - look like the bottom of Bea Arthur's feet.
Fuckin hilarious!!!
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So, when I write my Psychology PhD Dissertation on y'all, where should I include this topic??????
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clippers, no guard. i usually sustain a nick or 2. :o

i'm afeared of using a blade. plus i don't wan't to end up w/ an ingrown sack hair.
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Old 01-09-2004, 04:46 PM
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this is disturbing :sqnteek:
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I thought i was at IS300.net.
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I thought i was at IS300.net.
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I thought i was at IS300.net.
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& a little

Razor Defense is the greatest thing ever invented for sensitive skin
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I thought i was at IS300.net.
EXACTLY what I was thinking
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I usually get really drunk, then I lay in my bed naked and just start pulling them out, pinch by pinch. It hurts at first but then it becomes kinda like a game. The bottom of the sack usually bleeds because of the deeper roots. No biggie, have another beer or two. You may laugh but god damn my balls are like butter.
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Old 01-09-2004, 06:34 PM
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Originally posted by Ashburner
I usually get really drunk, then I lay in my bed naked and just start pulling them out, pinch by pinch. It hurts at first but then it becomes kinda like a game. The bottom of the sack usually bleeds because of the deeper roots. No biggie, have another beer or two. You may laugh but god damn my balls are like butter.
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Old 01-09-2004, 07:06 PM
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I just shaved mine... It feels like a huge scab now... j/k
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Old 01-09-2004, 07:39 PM
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Originally posted by Ashburner
I usually get really drunk, then I lay in my bed naked and just start pulling them out, pinch by pinch. It hurts at first but then it becomes kinda like a game. The bottom of the sack usually bleeds because of the deeper roots. No biggie, have another beer or two. You may laugh but god damn my balls are like butter.
Dude holy shit. You need to get a new hobby. I hope for your sake dust doesn't use this topic in his report or you may get committed.

One more time with this...




I know its only the 9th but this one may with thread of the year. Fucking hilarious. You guys fucking weird.
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Old 01-09-2004, 10:29 PM
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I shaved my nuts once. I had to use scissors first, then clippers, and finally a razor blade to smooth things out. The funny thing was that I live in a two bedroom apartment. When I shaved my nuts I shaved in my roommate's sink. I stuffed everything down the drain, and he never figured it out. It was hilarious. I was just getting him back
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Old 01-10-2004, 01:04 AM
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Or you could just burn all the hair off with a lighter. Just make sure the joint is ventilated.
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clippers

i would never take a razor to my sack
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Originally posted by Ashburner
I usually get really drunk, then I lay in my bed naked and just start pulling them out, pinch by pinch. It hurts at first but then it becomes kinda like a game. The bottom of the sack usually bleeds because of the deeper roots. No biggie, have another beer or two. You may laugh but god damn my balls are like butter.

LOLOLOL



on a side note, the first time i ever tried to trim down there, i used scissors. I didn't think I needed to get it down to the skin...that was a mistake. The short hairs were so fuckin prickly it was like a cactus was in my boxers...I had to just wait it out for them to grow. Razor never crossed my mind. Maybe I'll use that epilady bs...
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Old 01-10-2004, 02:17 AM
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LOLOLOL



on a side note, the first time i ever tried to trim down there, i used scissors. I didn't think I needed to get it down to the skin...that was a mistake. The short hairs were so fuckin prickly it was like a cactus was in my boxers...I had to just wait it out for them to grow. Razor never crossed my mind. Maybe I'll use that epilady bs...
Once you do any major trimming the worst part is the ITCH.

Key, Conditioner!!! helps soften that shit up.
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Old 01-10-2004, 03:13 AM
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how in the hell did I miss this thread. Fawkin hilarious!!!
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Old 01-10-2004, 06:42 AM
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were turning into is300.net
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Old 01-10-2004, 10:49 AM
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Originally posted by darrinb
were turning into is300.net
naa, they were puttng rubbng alcohol on their nuts from what I remember.
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Old 01-10-2004, 11:24 AM
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This is too hilarious.....
After picking myself off the floor...I'm gonna try it...my gf used to ask me about doing it...so why not this time....
I trim the primary wild ones up top but never ventured my way to the sack....being a rookie on this one, I'll let you guys know how it went later....pray for me all.
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anyone else here spray cologne on their nuts after getting a BJ ?

usually, if im not home, after a bj, in the car or something, i'l spray my nuts with cologne....it usually burns a bit, but feels cool...in my mind, its gettin rid of the "ho germs" and the more it burns, the more "germs" the ho had.



anyways, yeah i use a trimmer for that shit, but i might start lookin into a razor
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For those of you that use a mach 3 ora beard trimmer to clean up the junk...I REEALY hope you are not using it on your fucking face after...that shit is wrong.
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Originally posted by amirsafdari
anyone else here spray cologne on their nuts after getting a BJ ?

usually, if im not home, after a bj, in the car or something, i'l spray my nuts with cologne....it usually burns a bit, but feels cool...in my mind, its gettin rid of the "ho germs" and the more it burns, the more "germs" the ho had.


lol
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Originally posted by Gilgamesh
For those of you that use a mach 3 ora beard trimmer to clean up the junk...I REEALY hope you are not using it on your fucking face after...that shit is wrong.
Thats sick
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Why's that wrong? I think it's badass.
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Old 01-10-2004, 01:42 PM
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this is retarted.
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Old 01-10-2004, 06:42 PM
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Now that my vision has restored after laughing hysterically at all these response's. You guys crack me the fuck up.
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Never thought about teh conditioner bit, but good idea.
Used to use clippers ungarded(SP), I got sick of that shocking feeling in my stomach when they would catch the skin...
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I always wash my pubes with shampoo in the shower though. Never trim it.....that's kinda weird I think. I have a pube fro, and I like it that way.
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haha i never trim the balls to fuckin scary
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Originally posted by darrinb
were turning into is300.net

was thinking about this....i think a-cl.com gets a pass becaues our cars are more manly? more power? more torque?
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Originally posted by TypeSAddict
I always wash my pubes with shampoo in the shower though. Never trim it.....that's kinda weird I think. I have a pube fro, and I like it that way.
i never want to hear that out of you again :o
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i never want to hear that out of you again :o
:o hehe......
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here you go TypeSAddict.....
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It's gas....I'll have to do it outside so I don't asphixiate. The neighbors might start talking.
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