Do you look extra hard at people on their cell phones while driving to try and find some violation? If not, will you start? please??

 

what if I have a truck? No where else to put it but in the cab.

 

I am building a Navi System but it can play movies/xbox too, can I be pulled over for having them playing even if I am not watching it (my passenger is)?

Have you ever given a ticket to someone that has been nice to you? I was going 90 in a 70 and was nice but the cop kept being mean. I even admitted to it and he hit me with a $180 ticket.

If I were to walk outside and someone was stealing my headlights and I shot him, would I go to jail?

If a group of people are trying to jump me and I pull out a gun (one owned legally) but they still try to fight me can I shoot them?

If I flash a fake gun at someone because they want to fight me or just in general pissed me off can I get in trouble?

Basically at what point are you allowed to use weapons to protect yourself?

 

If you work for the city and show the cop your city ID would that get you any leniency if you were speeding, or would it just piss the cop off for trying that?

 

what usually happens if you get caught lighting fireworks in city limits on July 4th?

 

what happens if you get a ticket in say... Wisconsin, and you live in TX and never pay the ticket, and never planning on returning to Wisconsin?

 

will you automatically give the speeding ticket if you see the guy w/ a radar detector?

 

Were you dragging your ass in the left lane?

 

What is the correct answer to, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

 

if a group of cars were speeding, like 15 mph over the limit, would the police pull over the car from out of state 1st, the car in front the rear?
how do you choose who to pull over

 

Entertaining thread indeed

Question: Have you ever been bribed with money?

 

How come you ask for our license and registration, knowing full well that the latter is kept in the glove box, but you flip out when we reach for the glove box?

 

I always put my hands on the steering wheel and tell the cop "I'm going to open the glove box now"..

 

I do the same. I also roll down all the windows and open the sunroof before the officer even gets out of his car.

 

and turn on the dome lights if it's dark out

 

You guys are funny. I only try to get pulled over at night. I then try to wriggle into the back seat and into the trunk pass-through. I come out after I hear the tow truck backing up.

 

AD, lets keep this on topic, no need for added commentary.

 

 

What happens if someone from Canada or Mexico is speeding? What happens to the ticket?

 

Do you work for a private agency or county Sheriffs?

 

so do i, cause i'm usually trying to air out the car

 

No commentary! Stay on topic! :smitler:

 

 

have you or any cops you know ever had someone decline the breathalyzer, only to have them urinate in the back of your squad car as you're hauling them to the station? i've heard stories of this where people think pissing will lower their BAL enough so that they may pass by the time they reach the station.

 

what's your duty piece, and are you a firearms enthusiast?

 

Do your friends not talk about stuff like smoking pot, etc. in front of you?

 

do you guys have reserve officers, and are they just as respected as a full-timer, or are they shunned?

 

do you ever just put on the flashers, run red lights and rip the hell outta the cruiser for kicks?

 

you should have tasered here like this smart one.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/co...r_video3a.html

I know that link has been posted but it's funny as H-E-double hockey sticks.

 

What's the best thing about being a police officer?

Is is SOP to hate internal affairs?

How often do you take drug tests?

How many times have you fired your weapon on the street?

Have you ever feared for your life?

 

Do you ever actually pull people over for going too slow? Old people, foreigners?

Mexicans are a big problem down here in Houston. I swear half of them are illegals. If they do have alien status, what do you do with them?

 

"Relative to what?"

 

At the point where you're protecting yourself ... someone stealing your headlights isn't a threat to you.

Just remember the simple lemma that the judicial system, however misguided, values all human life (including a criminal's) above any property.

 

is it possible to let other fellow law enforcement officers join Acurazine.com so that if they pull over someone with an Acurazine sticker, they know it's a fellow car enthusiast and whatever they were pulled over for, they didn't mean to do it so they only get a warning?

sorry for the long and improperly structured question

 

What works better to get yourself out of a ticket where you know you did something wrong in plain view of a cop.

A. Earnestly trying to explain why you commited a violation.
B. Admiting to the violation and not making any excuses.
C. Shut the fuck up and let you do all the talking.
D. Shut the fuck up and let you do the talking, then if you ask for an explanation tell the truth
E. Shut the fuck up and let you do the talking, then if you ask for an explanation make up the best story you can.

I just got a running a stop sign ticket. I am never combative with cops. When they pull me over I turn my music down, put my window down, and if it is nightime I turn on my dome light so that they can see into the car clearly. Anyway my ticket went down like this.

Cop: Do you know why I am stopping you?
Me: Yeah, probably because I didn't stop at that stop sign back there.
Cop: You got it. Any reason why you did that?
Me: Well I don't know if you saw that car in front of me but he was driving kind of indecisively and it looked he was going to come over into my lane, so instead of stopping and letting him hit me I kept going, I was trying to avoid an accident.
Cop: License and proof of insurance please, I'll be right back
**Comes back with a ticket**

The explanation was a half truth. The guy was driving indecisively, and he was drifting into my lane and I wanted to get away from him as soon as possible, but there was no imminent accident. I was just tired from driving back from Dallas that day, the guy annoyed me, and I just wanted to drop my friend off so I could go home and sleep.

 

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

 

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

 

Who is mike jones?

 

Who shot JR?

 

Mike Jones is a douch who makes shitty rap songs with horrible sound effects! I had the misfortune of seeing the video on MTV this morning!
YAY!