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Old 07-27-2005, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by thatguy
BS!!! 90% of the time lines are still dotted all the way up to the intersection.

Those are physical dividers between the lanes not lines. They usually stop far enough before the intersection to let you do U turns. If its just lines I think you can swing u turns wherever the hell you want as long as there aren't signs. I do it all the time
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Old 07-27-2005, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
Those are physical dividers between the lanes not lines. They usually stop far enough before the intersection to let you do U turns. If its just lines I think you can swing u turns wherever the hell you want as long as there aren't signs. I do it all the time
in that case

i bust u's all the frigging time like
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Old 07-27-2005, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by thatguy
in that case

i bust u's all the frigging time like

best thing about RWD is pulling half donuts for U turns
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Old 07-27-2005, 04:56 PM
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Say you pulled a man over... he happens to be a father and a husband. You notice this man wearing woman's underwear. Will he be treated and differently than a man wearing men's underwear?
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Say you pulled a man over... he happens to be a father and a husband. You notice this man wearing woman's underwear. Will he be treated and differently than a man wearing men's underwear?
Does the manicure affect your decision?
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
I can't really talk about it, its some cutting edge stuff. Reserved for the military mostly, it might be out for the public in a few years.

hope i can use it on my mac photoshop is junk compared to that





now my questions for you is: what kind of donut would help change your mind about pulling me over and what kind will make it worse? wanna know so i can always have some with me just in case
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Old 07-27-2005, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
best thing about RWD is pulling half donuts for U turns
another thing I miss about RWD... focker...
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Old 07-27-2005, 05:14 PM
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Hmmm... A thread like this is called a "hit and run"...

Originally Posted by sasha
I think he didn't expect to be bombarded with a lot of questions. Maybe he'll pop in again tomorrow?
It'll be interesting to see what questions actually get answered later...
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Old 07-27-2005, 05:18 PM
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waste of a thread
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Old 07-27-2005, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by FiftyFive
waste of a thread
and we all know that threads are a limited resource, supply is dwindiling, we are operating at capacity, prices of threads are skyrocketing, stop the madness!!!!






















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Old 07-27-2005, 05:25 PM
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okay time to catch up...

im at work actually had to work
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Old 07-27-2005, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Why does daddy drink so much?
And did you intend for your post to rhyme?
daddy drinks because he hates his kid,

as for the rhyming, yes I did
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
Should I fake my orgasms?
fuck yeah
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Old 07-27-2005, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by CL Platano
Why do cops pull people over for blue bulbs ? Really does it make a difference...How about having a dropped car how is it really bothering the police?
bulbs because they're a distraction to other drivers, and most people never aim them right ...

dropped cars are against the vehicle code... i dont enforce it personally
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Old 07-27-2005, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Teh Jatt
are you a cop?
yes, i think
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Originally Posted by ccannizz11
a real question.....

how far over the speed limit am I allowed to go before you will bother pulling me over (not including school zones or other special areas)???
5 to 10 mph usually
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Originally Posted by Astroboy
hey dood, i sent your stickers today.
You F'in rock!
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Old 07-27-2005, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by SDCGTSX
The brown bag myth. Is it true that cops can't look inside of the brown bags to see what you are drinking? I have to think that cops can do it based on "reasonable belief" that you smelled of alcohol. I'm going to be walking around drinking from brown paper bags all the time in grocery stores and stuff if it's true.
wow, ive actually never heard of that here in cali... damm...

um, if this is on the street and you had enough reasons to believe it was alcohol you could look in the bag (alcohol smell, stagger, way of drinking, etc...)

in a car i would imagine I could just look in it in the interest of public safety... ive never actually had this happen, usually i see a bottle under the seat and BLAMMO its mine
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Old 07-27-2005, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Here's one - when you sneaky bastards are sitting in your speedtraps in a non-standard parking space (median, side of the road, etc) do you have to keep your running lights on?
nope
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Are they on to me?
im wearing your underware!
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Originally Posted by ccannizz11
another question.....


why aren't you answering any of the questions???
because I suck
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Old 07-27-2005, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by DRM600
bay area cop huh? which agency do you work for and is it hard to become a police officer? i'm thinking about that as a career, maybe chp.
i dont like to say, sorry...

it's easy! just have a good background and be in somewhat ok shape, no drugs... lots of tests and lots of stressful situations, but if you work hard you can do it
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hows the pay
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Old 07-27-2005, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Caliadria
What do you guys do with all the weed you confiscate from teenagers?
i enforce in the republiK of Kalifornia, so i just destroy it under my boots.... otherwise it would be a lot of work for something so little... usually people prefer this to getting a citation or something...

if you have a stupid dr. card then we're fucked...
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Originally Posted by Nato
why do cops ACT like they care
because we do?
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Originally Posted by amisconception
Ok, I have a question, is this the standard "Cheek grab" used against protestors? Or is this method reserved for violent criminals?



we can't use that at my agency... thats kinda
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Originally Posted by sasha
What's the standard procedure if you find a couple having sex inside a car parked on the side of the road? How about bj being given while the guy is driving?
1) confront occupants

2) split up people

3) run for warrants

4) ensure its consent, not forced

5) yell at the guy for endangering himself and his girl

6) send them on their way

7) if she's hot, tell my buddies how she looked
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Old 07-27-2005, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
Can you make a U turn in the left lane when the light is red?
I can in a cruiser

but no, not in cali
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Would these guys get the ticket?

probably
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Anything, huh? When are the Summer Ban Games coming?
winter 07
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Originally Posted by Moog-Type-S
What is the meaning of Life?
to poop often
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Originally Posted by Moog-Type-S
Who shot JFK?
Aristotle Onasis
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Wanna hook me up with some PBA cards?
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Originally Posted by FiftyFive
hows the pay
awesome... cali cops make more than almost all agencies nationwide
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Wanna hook me up with some PBA cards?
lol we dont have them in my area
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cali cop of the year?
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Ever been offered sexual favours to get out of a ticket? Ever pulled over a guy name whiskers?
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Originally Posted by Raheel
Have you ever heard of bad cops, that take confiscated things and resell?
yep, sadly
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Originally Posted by btsilver
why do you hate black people
i hate everyone equally
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