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Old 07-27-2005, 03:47 PM
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Anything, huh? When are the Summer Ban Games coming?
Im getting worried.....The leaves are starting to turn.
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Im getting worried.....The leaves are starting to turn.
I feel like the last kid standing outside elementary school waiting for his alcoholic mother to show up to drive him home.
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Where did the "pigs" thing come from?
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Freeze sister!
You have the right to remain Fabulous!!!

That gets my vote as the funniest shit ever!!!
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Old 07-27-2005, 03:52 PM
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What is the meaning of Life?
gonna answer my own question: A-zine is the meaning of life!
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I feel like the last kid standing outside elementary school waiting for his alcoholic mother to show up to drive him home.

Thanks for ruining my afternoon.
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Old 07-27-2005, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by SDCGTSX
I can answer this one. No. Not any different than making a left turn on a red light. Although if you are on the left lane of a one way road turning left onto a one way road, you can turn when light is red.
Not true. As long as you don't cross into the plane of the intersection, you can make a U turn. Just learned this in defensive driving class from my last ticket.

At least thats the law in Arizona. You can also switch lanes mid-intersection here, which is illegal in most other states I think.
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Thanks for ruining my afternoon.
Still waiting, huh?
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i hereby select brakejobhelp as a nominee for the 2005 az summer ban games
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I think he didn't expect to be bombarded with a lot of questions. Maybe he'll pop in again tomorrow?
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Here's a good question:

Why did the cop ask for questions and then not answer them?
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This thread is not delivering, what a dissappointment
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what a worthless cop
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Here's a good question:

Why did the cop ask for questions and then not answer them?
He realized he was just some punk kid pretending to be a cop Maybe has an even younger brother.
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Old 07-27-2005, 03:59 PM
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Have you ever heard of bad cops, that take confiscated things and resell?
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What's the standard procedure if you find a couple having sex inside a car parked on the side of the road? How about bj being given while the guy is driving?
My kinda woman

Oh, and if a cop catches me masturbating on the side of the road, can I finish before the cop arrests me? It would suck to have to ride back to the police station with a semi and not fullfilled. Thanks.

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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
Not true. As long as you don't cross into the plane of the intersection, you can make a U turn. Just learned this in defensive driving class from my last ticket.

At least thats the law in Arizona. You can also switch lanes mid-intersection here, which is illegal in most other states I think.
What kind of a road has that much room between the end of the lanes and start of the perpendicular traffic? Damn Arizona and all its land.
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
yes so long as you don't enter into the intersection.
not in NY!
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Old 07-27-2005, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by SDCGTSX
What kind of a road has that much room between the end of the lanes and start of the perpendicular traffic? Damn Arizona and all its land.
one without a raised solid median?
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I think banning him is a little premature. Besides, I suspect he has potential... for a cop
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Originally Posted by SDCGTSX
What kind of a road has that much room between the end of the lanes and start of the perpendicular traffic? Damn Arizona and all its land.

most intersections here look like this



as long as you don't cross the red dotted lines you can make a u turn on red
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Originally Posted by cob3683
My kinda woman

Oh, and if a cop catches me masturbating on the side of the road, can I finish before the cop arrests me? It would suck to have to ride back to the police station with a semi and not fullfilled. Thanks.
Just wondering if such displays of affection are noted down and remain in your records permanently.
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Still waiting, huh?

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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
most intersections here look like this



as long as you don't cross the red dotted lines you can make a u turn on red
What software is responsible for this?
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Just wondering if such displays of affection are noted down and remain in your records permanently.
Nah...I'm not the type who spends $1200 on women over the internet
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What software is responsible for this?
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another question.....


why aren't you answering any of the questions???
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What software is responsible for this?

I can't really talk about it, its some cutting edge stuff. Reserved for the military mostly, it might be out for the public in a few years.

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Originally Posted by cob3683
My kinda woman

Oh, and if a cop catches me masturbating on the side of the road, can I finish before the cop arrests me? It would suck to have to ride back to the police station with a semi and not fullfilled. Thanks.
So, my question is, are the pornos true, based off real life? If they are, the cop will help you finish, and then strip search you back at the station, strap your ass with a leather belt, and the whole station will join in a giant orgy.
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Old 07-27-2005, 04:19 PM
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So, my question is, are the pornos true, based off real life? If they are, the cop will help you finish, and then strip search you back at the station, strap your ass with a leather belt, and the whole station will join in a giant orgy.
Now that is fucking gross

Unless the whole police station is filled with women, then I would be up for it, provided they lose the leather belt and strip search ideas.
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Old 07-27-2005, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
most intersections here look like this



as long as you don't cross the red dotted lines you can make a u turn on red
BS!!! 90% of the time lines are still dotted all the way up to the intersection.
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Now that is fucking gross

Unless the whole police station is filled with women, then I would be up for it, provided they lose the leather belt and strip search ideas.
That was the idea!

So cops don't gangbang their detainees in real life?
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