cu2wagon

Hey, bunneh!

Yumcha

Xmas dinner at my place...

*belches*

cu2wagon

That's some fancy right there! Even the food has name tags!

I made baked ziti but with farfalle noodles.

Peasant shit.

thoiboi

fuyck did i miss the thank-fest?!

Franchise1124

Hopefully everyone had a happy and safe holiday

Majofo

Get thanked

Yumcha

You didn't post, you slacker!




There you go!

Yumcha

There's no keyboard shortcut to Thank people.

Yumcha

And I DID thank you in the previous page, hagaoboi!

Flipster23

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back to work tomorrow

thoiboi

shouldn't you guys have done this on Thanksgiving

Yumcha

What's wrong with serving prime rib and oversized chicken on Jesus-was-not-born-day?

rockstar143

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I had prime rib yesterday...
J got out of work early, scooped up her cubs and came to my family's place too
we had a fucking ball...
I love family time.

Midnight Mystery

Yeah, just a crazy old man for me!!!

He took his Aricept last night :lookout:!!!


On the flip side, it's my bday tomorrow!!!!

Gonna hang in Hburg!!!


yo!

rockstar143

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Hi Mystery.
I hope you don't feel alone now that you've posted.
We should interact more when you've taken your meds!

Happy Holidays, man.
J.

Flipster23

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I had prime rib too!

But, I want to punch my family... they stupid fucks.

cu2wagon

So you all been eating that meat, huh?

I bet you have.

Don't forget to tug on the balls a little bit too. Maybe toss a little salad since you're down there.

Do it live on Instagram.

Yumcha

*belches* Just got back from a 10-courser at a restaurant...

The wife's cousin had her baby's 1-month celebration.

Yumcha

Hmmm...in order to get myself thanked as many times as I've posted is going to be a challenge.



Maybe I need more ghey pics or gonad pics.

Yumcha

Tossed salad?

rockstar143

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1 Month Old Anniversary?
That kid is gonna be fuckin expensive!

Flipster23

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Have to buy a new hot humidifier. Mine took a dump, probably because my wife used tap water in it and not distilled. We have shitty hard water here. Another reason to get reverse osmosis or a water softener system.

Doing my research on cool mist humidifiers too. I think I need 3. One for my room, babies room and boys room. Would like a larger one for the downstairs, but budget will tell.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Damn, man...
J has to run them for her little ones...they get these hacking coughs sometimes...

Majofo

Happy birthday Mystery Meat
Give that old fuck Molly with a dot of acid instead
Should be fun

Majofo

Did you just talk shit about your fam Flip
Shit bruv, best checkyoself

Majofo

Why you be hating on Jesus Yummy
Better count your blessings Holmes

Majofo

I've been eating and drinking rando shit
Spending a lot of time with the fam

Come up in here reading some burrrshiet
I'll put my foot dick up yo ass
My New Year resolution is to fuck

justnspace

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long dick style

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

that's really my only option

Flipster23

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More so my stupid ass sister. She a dumb fuck, comes over Christmas Eve hella late, taking about there was a bad car accident, and her kids were at home. Made my mom leave to go pick them up from home, 3 hours later my sister comes in. There was no fucking car accident because I checked the map. She known to lie. She comes in complains and bitches about not feeling good like she does every year, talking about she don't want to open any gifts she tired, all this bull shit.

Then Christmas Day (evening) at the in laws stupid ass sister in law lazy ass and her husband all pissed because my other sister in law was going to give her kids soda. So they sat on the couch didn't make their kids a plate, so my wife did because she felt bad. Get yo ass off the couch. Brother in law, cousin and I smoked some blunts out back because we was about to pop some bitches.

rockstar143

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Well, with you being such a stand up guy...it was bound to be the case that sibling was gonna be a fuck up.
Kill her with kindness, man...she probably needs it more than anyone.

justnspace

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if your family holiday parties dont end up in at least one argument, you're doing something wrong

kurtatx

Our's involved the capital of Israel

Some said Jerusalem, others Tel Aviv.

I said the "I"

justnspace

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Yumcha

It's a thing. 1 month milestone usually means a big gathering of family members and close friends at some restaurant...

The new parents will host the dinner but the usual custom for guests is to red-envelope the hosts (i.e. $100 per person attending) and well, as you can guess, the peeps make out like bandits.

Yumcha

Assuming each table is say, $400 for the 10-courser. So, if there are 10 guests at the table and most follow the custom of giving $100 per person...That's $1000 for that table. So, minus the cost of the dinner, the parents are still ahead $600.

So, yesterday, there were about 6 tables. $3600. Cash.

Yumcha

I'm not hating on Hay-sue. Just sayin' that he wasn't born on Dec. 25.

Doesn't mean I'm hating on the religion or the person, sir.

rockstar143

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He knows you were naughty, H...don't try and backpeddle now

Yumcha

Cuz...Santa Maj is coming to town......

Flipster23

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Red egg party?