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Old 12-27-2017, 10:27 AM
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if your family holiday parties dont end up in at least one argument, you're doing something wrong
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What's the gameplan for NYE? Cocktails at OCH again?
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What's the gameplan for NYE? Cocktails at OCH again?
we could always use a BBC
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Old 12-27-2017, 10:54 AM
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What's the gameplan for NYE? Cocktails at OCH again?
cock->tail
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What's the gameplan for NYE? Cocktails at OCH again?
Sleep!
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More so my stupid ass sister. She a dumb fuck, comes over Christmas Eve hella late, taking about there was a bad car accident, and her kids were at home. Made my mom leave to go pick them up from home, 3 hours later my sister comes in. There was no fucking car accident because I checked the map. She known to lie. She comes in complains and bitches about not feeling good like she does every year, talking about she don't want to open any gifts she tired, all this bull shit.

Then Christmas Day (evening) at the in laws stupid ass sister in law lazy ass and her husband all pissed because my other sister in law was going to give her kids soda. So they sat on the couch didn't make their kids a plate, so my wife did because she felt bad. Get yo ass off the couch. Brother in law, cousin and I smoked some blunts out back because we was about to pop some bitches.
shit vato, your sister is fucced up mang.. what's her number??

yo wife has two snow bunny sisters.. shit.. the cutie with the booty.. what's her number again??
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It's because of all that attention given to the big balls.
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All of you.
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Did anyone do anything cool for mystery meat's birthday?

I went into Houston and beat up some old homeless people.

They were like, "why are you doing this? Why are you ruining what little we have?"

And I just laughed and shouted at them, "because I'm Mystery Meat, motherfuckas!"

Then I went to Walmart and huffed keyboard duster until I passed out in the women's underwear section. Dick in ham.
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Old 12-28-2017, 10:24 AM
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cock->tail
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Old 12-28-2017, 10:26 AM
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Assuming each table is say, $400 for the 10-courser. So, if there are 10 guests at the table and most follow the custom of giving $100 per person...That's $1000 for that table. So, minus the cost of the dinner, the parents are still ahead $600.

So, yesterday, there were about 6 tables. $3600. Cash.
fuck you guys have tables up there for 4 bills?! I need to find that restaurant for the wedding so I can make bank too!

Down here they're closer to 600-800 so I'm not making much if any
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Then I was riding the bus back to home (because I'm responsible when I go out getting wasted) and there was one of those basic white girls with the yoga pants, cowboy boots (Texas UGGs), and the huge puffy scarf because it was a chilly 50° and I was like, "oh, excuse me, I think there's some semen on your sweater."

And she's like, "oh, no, it's probably just toothpaste."

And I thought to myself, "well, it's probably not because I don't think I ejaculate toothpaste, but whatever."
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Old 12-28-2017, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
More so my stupid ass sister. She a dumb fuck, comes over Christmas Eve hella late, taking about there was a bad car accident, and her kids were at home. Made my mom leave to go pick them up from home, 3 hours later my sister comes in. There was no fucking car accident because I checked the map. She known to lie. She comes in complains and bitches about not feeling good like she does every year, talking about she don't want to open any gifts she tired, all this bull shit.

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Hey I got a shitty sister too!
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Mystery Meat weird AF..
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Hey I got a shitty sister too!
Pics?
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Old 12-28-2017, 10:28 AM
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Hey I got a shitty sister too!
werd?
can I haz her number?
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Old 12-28-2017, 10:29 AM
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werd?
can I haz her number?
Hey. Get in line Crabman.
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Hey. Get in line Crabman.
I went for gold...
you thought you had gold, but it's really bronze
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Poor mystery meat.
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His GF probably says the same thing.
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Old 12-28-2017, 10:37 AM
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His BF probably says the same thing.

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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Then I was riding the bus back to home (because I'm responsible when I go out getting wasted) and there was one of those basic white girls with the yoga pants, cowboy boots (Texas UGGs), and the huge puffy scarf because it was a chilly 50° and I was like, "oh, excuse me, I think there's some semen on your sweater."

And she's like, "oh, no, it's probably just toothpaste."

And I thought to myself, "well, it's probably not because I don't think I ejaculate toothpaste, but whatever."
Oh, you have those too.
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Mystery Meat just turned 21. Probably went to OCH or something.
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Probably went out and bought some shitty beer, like Coors or Bud Light.
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I went for gold...
you thought you had gold, but it's really bronze
*bronze gilded shit.
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Turn 21? Get the good stuff to celebrate. King Cobra.
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Maybe just stayed home and watch pronhub.
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Or the Champagne of Beers
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Maybe sat in the spa at the gym singing some Logic.
I finally wanna be alive
I finally wanna be alive
I don't wanna die today
I don't wanna die

Then started breaking down crying..
Pain don't hurt the same, I know
The lane I travel feels alone
But I'm moving 'til my legs give out
And I see my tears melt in the snow
But I don't wanna cry
I don't wanna cry anymore
I wanna feel alive
I don't even wanna die anymore
Oh I don’t wanna
I don’t wanna
I don’t even wanna die anymore
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I should have jumped on that SimpliSafe deal a couple days ago.

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I should have jumped on that SimpliSafe deal a couple days ago.

what deal?!! I been meaning to get that for fiance's house.
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https://simplisafe.com/home-security-system-holiday ?
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what deal?!! I been meaning to get that for fiance's house.
They had a holiday kit. It was normally $599 on sale for $399. It was 17 or 18 pieces.
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Oh shit, still on sale....

I need to call ADT to make sure i'm not on a contract or anything. I know the first 2 years I was.
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