The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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Your so-called "power into light" is end line hookup.
Look at the fucking picture you posted, the positive is not connected to the light.
It connects to the white wire with black line. That connects to the switch.
From the switch it connects to the positive line of the bulb.
IOW, power goes to switch first just like the other diagram. They're essentially the same.
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
So it doesn't matter what config you have.. now take this D.
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
So much shame
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Vitamin D, right?
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With a little bit of Vitamin C....
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Been like.. sup.. taking a shit.. some perv trying to look at my BBC outside of the stall.. pathetic.
Probably wants me to fuck his wife.
What do you think of us?
Doesn't matter
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Also.. fuck the director's in their bathroom.. shit and piss in peace.
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It matters to me.
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And you guys are toxic. This place is toxic.
I'm out of here and never coming back.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you in the corner, and fuck you too.
I'm out of here and never coming back.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you in the corner, and fuck you too.
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We have huge bathrooms here and many.. Still have pervos trying to sneak a peek tho.
I just be like.. give me your snap, I'll send you a pic of my dick. Much easier.
I just be like.. give me your snap, I'll send you a pic of my dick. Much easier.
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I might have touched a shit handle
By handle I mean my dick, but there might have been someone else's shit on it
By handle I mean my dick, but there might have been someone else's shit on it
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I like that name
For now on my dick shall be called shit handle
Continue
For now on my dick shall be called shit handle
Continue
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I wish I had a midget to do my bidding
clean my shit handle
clean my shit handle
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Remember that time Taco was up in here like a fucking casual after being away for weeks
![Precious](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/precious.gif)
J misses him so much.. probably why J not here anymore.
![Precious](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/precious.gif)
J misses him so much.. probably why J not here anymore.
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Remember when FJ posted Mission Accomplished
Shit..
Shit..
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J and Taco are in each others DM's.
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ah ok
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Since J is officially gone.. good riddance. Begging Taco to come back and shit (read cum and shit on his back).
Anyways, I hired an "electrician" to replace my stairway fixture. It's 25 feet high, right over the stairs.
I didn't want to rent scaffolding or build a platform to change it.
This fucking guy stood on the rail dangling over the stairs (key: dangle at an angle)
Only charged $70..
Anyways, I asked him if he needed access to breaker and he's like nah, switch is off.
Teh fuck.. my first job was facilities at an observatory. I had to lockout and tag everything I did.
So I always hit the pussy switch as habit. Anyways, this fucking guy almost died.
One, there are multiple switches to the fixture
Two, he didn't even verify it was off (the bulb could have been burned out ffs).
Three, his fucking multimeter and tester were in the truck.
How do I know tester and multimeter were in the truck???
He hooked up the new fixture and was like.. wtf it's not turning on.
So he dangles it with one hand, untwists the wirenuts and checks the wires by hand.
Twists them back up again, then goes and gets the tester in the truck.
He taps the bulb connectors.. no go.. then is like ah! there's a fucking switch on the fixture itself.
He goes to turn on the switch on the wall and it's already on.. he didn't turn it off after first trying to turn it on.
Remind you, he was checking the exposed wires while it had juice.. dangling 25 ft over the rail.
Welp, no biggie, he lived.. lawsuit averted.
Anyways, I hired an "electrician" to replace my stairway fixture. It's 25 feet high, right over the stairs.
I didn't want to rent scaffolding or build a platform to change it.
This fucking guy stood on the rail dangling over the stairs (key: dangle at an angle)
Only charged $70..
Anyways, I asked him if he needed access to breaker and he's like nah, switch is off.
Teh fuck.. my first job was facilities at an observatory. I had to lockout and tag everything I did.
So I always hit the pussy switch as habit. Anyways, this fucking guy almost died.
One, there are multiple switches to the fixture
Two, he didn't even verify it was off (the bulb could have been burned out ffs).
Three, his fucking multimeter and tester were in the truck.
How do I know tester and multimeter were in the truck???
He hooked up the new fixture and was like.. wtf it's not turning on.
So he dangles it with one hand, untwists the wirenuts and checks the wires by hand.
Twists them back up again, then goes and gets the tester in the truck.
He taps the bulb connectors.. no go.. then is like ah! there's a fucking switch on the fixture itself.
He goes to turn on the switch on the wall and it's already on.. he didn't turn it off after first trying to turn it on.
Remind you, he was checking the exposed wires while it had juice.. dangling 25 ft over the rail.
Welp, no biggie, he lived.. lawsuit averted.
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Where tf did j go?
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Watching another man change my light fixture really made me reconsider Audi
Might hit the dealership up this weekend
Drink some craft brews too, I'd tell you which ones, but you guys have probably never heard of it
Might hit the dealership up this weekend
Drink some craft brews too, I'd tell you which ones, but you guys have probably never heard of it
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Quit hiring "electricians" by scouring the local OCH for one..
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
He wishes
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Just don't let other dudes bang your wife and watch....
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Did you have pineapple today?
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Azine Jabroni
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Azine Jabroni
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Like a love triangle..
Except the husband watches another dude destroy his wife's pussy
Probably
Except the husband watches another dude destroy his wife's pussy
Probably
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Ask the guy who drives the S5.
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Time to go yet, I need to go fix something.
Null and proud of it
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like anal rings but not.. got it
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Four, interlocked, anal rings.