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Old 12-20-2017, 12:48 PM
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^ this is correct answer
I didn't want you guys to think I'm some type of sick fuck!
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Old 12-20-2017, 12:49 PM
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wtf you talking about the hot will still be hot if it's power into light.. If power is going to the switch box and the switch is off, then there would be no power in the light fixture junction box
You really are a helpless dolt

Your so-called "power into light" is end line hookup.
Look at the fucking picture you posted, the positive is not connected to the light.
It connects to the white wire with black line. That connects to the switch.
From the switch it connects to the positive line of the bulb.

IOW, power goes to switch first just like the other diagram. They're essentially the same.
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Old 12-20-2017, 12:50 PM
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So it doesn't matter what config you have.. now take this D.
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So much shame
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Vitamin D, right?
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With a little bit of Vitamin C....
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Old 12-20-2017, 12:53 PM
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He was standing there for a good 2 minutes. Like, broman... I'm shitting and playing games, go take a shit on another floor or the trash can.

We don't have CEO, we have directors and them bitches have their own personal bathrooms in their office.
I would have made a phone call to da homie on the shitter.
Been like.. sup.. taking a shit.. some perv trying to look at my BBC outside of the stall.. pathetic.
Probably wants me to fuck his wife.

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I didn't want you guys to think I'm some type of sick fuck!
What do you think of us?
Doesn't matter
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Old 12-20-2017, 12:59 PM
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Also.. fuck the director's in their bathroom.. shit and piss in peace.
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It matters to me.
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And you guys are toxic. This place is toxic.

I'm out of here and never coming back.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you in the corner, and fuck you too.
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Old 12-20-2017, 01:00 PM
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We have huge bathrooms here and many.. Still have pervos trying to sneak a peek tho.
I just be like.. give me your snap, I'll send you a pic of my dick. Much easier.
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Old 12-20-2017, 01:02 PM
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I might have touched a shit handle
By handle I mean my dick, but there might have been someone else's shit on it
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I like that name
For now on my dick shall be called shit handle
Continue
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Old 12-20-2017, 01:03 PM
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I wish I had a midget to do my bidding
clean my shit handle

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Old 12-20-2017, 01:14 PM
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Remember that time Taco was up in here like a fucking casual after being away for weeks


J misses him so much.. probably why J not here anymore.
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Old 12-20-2017, 01:22 PM
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Remember when FJ posted Mission Accomplished
Shit..
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
And you guys are toxic. This place is toxic.

I'm out of here and never coming back.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you in the corner, and fuck you too.
Taco, that you?
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J and Taco are in each others DM's.
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Old 12-20-2017, 01:50 PM
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ah ok
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Since J is officially gone.. good riddance. Begging Taco to come back and shit (read cum and shit on his back).

Anyways, I hired an "electrician" to replace my stairway fixture. It's 25 feet high, right over the stairs.
I didn't want to rent scaffolding or build a platform to change it.
This fucking guy stood on the rail dangling over the stairs (key: dangle at an angle)
Only charged $70..

Anyways, I asked him if he needed access to breaker and he's like nah, switch is off.
Teh fuck.. my first job was facilities at an observatory. I had to lockout and tag everything I did.
So I always hit the pussy switch as habit. Anyways, this fucking guy almost died.

One, there are multiple switches to the fixture
Two, he didn't even verify it was off (the bulb could have been burned out ffs).
Three, his fucking multimeter and tester were in the truck.

How do I know tester and multimeter were in the truck???
He hooked up the new fixture and was like.. wtf it's not turning on.
So he dangles it with one hand, untwists the wirenuts and checks the wires by hand.
Twists them back up again, then goes and gets the tester in the truck.
He taps the bulb connectors.. no go.. then is like ah! there's a fucking switch on the fixture itself.

He goes to turn on the switch on the wall and it's already on.. he didn't turn it off after first trying to turn it on.
Remind you, he was checking the exposed wires while it had juice.. dangling 25 ft over the rail.
Welp, no biggie, he lived.. lawsuit averted.

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Old 12-20-2017, 02:36 PM
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Where tf did j go?
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Old 12-20-2017, 02:38 PM
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Watching another man change my light fixture really made me reconsider Audi
Might hit the dealership up this weekend
Drink some craft brews too, I'd tell you which ones, but you guys have probably never heard of it
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Quit hiring "electricians" by scouring the local OCH for one..
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Old 12-20-2017, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Where tf did j go?
Who gives a shit
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He wishes
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Just don't let other dudes bang your wife and watch....
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Old 12-20-2017, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Quit hiring "electricians" by scouring the local OCH for one..
Best believe I was videotaping that shit

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Did you have pineapple today?

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Old 12-20-2017, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Just don't let other dudes bang your wife and watch....
Send you guys pics tho rite?
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Send you guys pics tho rite?
That's fine.
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Old 12-20-2017, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Watching another man change my light fixture really made me reconsider Audi
Might hit the dealership up this weekend
Drink some craft brews too, I'd tell you which ones, but you guys have probably never heard of it
Go shut down the Flying Saucer.
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Old 12-20-2017, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Go shut down the Flying Saucer.
Flying what?
Never heard of it
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Flying what?
Never heard of it
It's a "draft emporium" in the Triangle. It's closing because you drink your piss water.
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Like a love triangle..
Except the husband watches another dude destroy his wife's pussy
Probably
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Ask the guy who drives the S5.
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Time to go yet, I need to go fix something.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Like a love triangle..
Except the husband watches another dude destroy his wife's pussy
Probably
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like anal rings but not.. got it
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Four, interlocked, anal rings.
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