The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
I was the one that resisted.
Drifting
Dammit. This would have been nice to know earlier.
I was trying to find your house to shit in your driveway but gave up and just started crapping on the hood of every Audi I could find. There are a lot, by the way. I ran out of poop and had to start chugging whey protein powder mixed with prune juice to keep the ammo moving. I'm so dehydrated.
Did I at least get your car?
I was trying to find your house to shit in your driveway but gave up and just started crapping on the hood of every Audi I could find. There are a lot, by the way. I ran out of poop and had to start chugging whey protein powder mixed with prune juice to keep the ammo moving. I'm so dehydrated.
Did I at least get your car?
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Dammit. This would have been nice to know earlier.
I was trying to find your house to shit in your driveway but gave up and just started crapping on the hood of every Audi I could find. There are a lot, by the way. I ran out of poop and had to start chugging whey protein powder mixed with prune juice to keep the ammo moving. I'm so dehydrated.
Did I at least get your car?
I was trying to find your house to shit in your driveway but gave up and just started crapping on the hood of every Audi I could find. There are a lot, by the way. I ran out of poop and had to start chugging whey protein powder mixed with prune juice to keep the ammo moving. I'm so dehydrated.
Did I at least get your car?
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Dammit. So I may have developed an eating disorder for no reason?
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Speaking of no reason... Where the hell is ladiboi?
Dead in the desert yet?
Probably.
Dead in the desert yet?
Probably.
I was driving the S2000 this morning...B going out of town for a week so I get Z...so I let her keep her a few extra days.
That part in November rain where the orchestra comes in building up to Slash....as I come to an overpass...as the sun is rising and some rays peaking through...
yeah, goose bumps and a tear to my eye. Just one of those moments where you're happy to feel something and you feel elated. My life is good.
Real good.
That part in November rain where the orchestra comes in building up to Slash....as I come to an overpass...as the sun is rising and some rays peaking through...
yeah, goose bumps and a tear to my eye. Just one of those moments where you're happy to feel something and you feel elated. My life is good.
Real good.
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I was driving the S2000 this morning...B going out of town for a week so I get Z...so I let her keep her a few extra days.
That part in November rain where the orchestra comes in building up to Slash....as I come to an overpass...as the sun is rising and some rays peaking through...
yeah, goose bumps and a tear to my eye. Just one of those moments where you're happy to feel something and you feel elated. My life is good.
Real good.
That part in November rain where the orchestra comes in building up to Slash....as I come to an overpass...as the sun is rising and some rays peaking through...
yeah, goose bumps and a tear to my eye. Just one of those moments where you're happy to feel something and you feel elated. My life is good.
Real good.
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fuckin A kurt...
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I wish you'd know that feeling but honestly you probably would have gotten just as much enjoyment driving in your A4 next to me watching me have the moment!
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I wish you'd know that feeling but honestly you probably would have gotten just as much enjoyment driving in your A4 next to me watching me have the moment!
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I can't find Joy, that bitch be hiding from me....
Fucking women.....
Fucking women.....
it's a journey not a destination...
also one of the only things in your control...your emotions, interpretations, and attitude!
also one of the only things in your control...your emotions, interpretations, and attitude!
Uhhh...tell me it's the Giggly.
I hate that car.
Watered down with a nice exhaust note.
Joe Walsh rolling his fuckin grave!
I hate that car.
Watered down with a nice exhaust note.
Joe Walsh rolling his fuckin grave!
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I saw a Maserati driving to work today. Personalized license plate. He couldn't keep up with me in my Chevaay Voltage......
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Pool boy status.
watched Tommy Boy with all 3 of J's kids last night.
Put some hair on their chests...they're finally grown now.
Put some hair on their chests...they're finally grown now.
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I was driving the S2000 this morning...B going out of town for a week so I get Z...so I let her keep her a few extra days.
That part in November rain where the orchestra comes in building up to Slash....as I come to an overpass...as the sun is rising and some rays peaking through...
yeah, goose bumps and a tear to my eye. Just one of those moments where you're happy to feel something and you feel elated. My life is good.
Real good.
That part in November rain where the orchestra comes in building up to Slash....as I come to an overpass...as the sun is rising and some rays peaking through...
yeah, goose bumps and a tear to my eye. Just one of those moments where you're happy to feel something and you feel elated. My life is good.
Real good.
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Love you J.. you might be manic btw.
Quattroporte or nah?
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might be? ![Tomato](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/tomato.gif)
lmao, love you too, my friend.
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lmao, love you too, my friend.
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Too much bromance going on.
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It literally means "Four Ports".
Four Ports, Kurt. Four. How many ports do you have?
Shut it. That's a rhetorical question.
Audi lovin' muffucker.
Four Ports, Kurt. Four. How many ports do you have?
Shut it. That's a rhetorical question.
Audi lovin' muffucker.
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Fucking cuck!
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I don't know, I thought it just sounded appropriate.
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Fuccboi Kurt
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It works.
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Kurt don't even live in Austin.. who the poser now.
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Probably drives his Audi into town to watch the real hipsters do stuff.
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Probably listens in on conversations at the covfefe haus to get the low down
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Hangs out a Deep Eddy and talks about how Barton Springs got too mainstream and that the pisswater at "DE" (as he calls it) is so much more artisanal.
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emphasis.. low down watcher
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I bet he doesn't even own a dog.
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emphasis anal