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Old 11-20-2017, 03:02 PM
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Went to a quick seminar on learning how to use a condummmm .
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Shit Tyrone
Learn to swim
Pet a dog for once too
Fuck
Does my cousin's best friend count as a dog? Her coochie hella hairy.....
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Old 11-20-2017, 03:05 PM
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I don't know that dog
(crosses street)
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Old 11-20-2017, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I don't know that dog
(crosses street)
Usually the people in my neighborhood get that way when the see me walking down the street.
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Old 11-20-2017, 03:29 PM
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That's my dog Flip, he won't rob you, don't bring yo chick around him tho
What up dog?
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Damn its already 4pm! All the neighboring Tap Rooms are opening up, gotta go for a walk and take a conference call and then drive home in my Audi! You are right Flip i got an Audi F150 with a big flashy yellow light on it....Cuckmobile fo sho....
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Old 11-20-2017, 05:02 PM
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Probably wearing Stacey Adams too
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How much you charge me for my Stacy Adams? I’m going to a funeral on Friday…
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Haggar pants with Stacy Adams.
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Where the hell everyone at? I should have took today off and tomorrow looks like you fine gentlemen aren’t here.
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It's almost family hang out time!
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Question of the day.

Do you scrub your balls right when you get in the shower or right before you get out? Or do you do it right when you get in and right before you get out?
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Old 11-21-2017, 08:40 AM
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Old navy jeans and steel toe boots....Orange ones!! lol

Maj you still doing timing belt change for a bottle of dripping springs vodka? We can do the exchange without ever having to meet as you requested....although i still dont know why you wanted me to stand behind plywood with a hole cut in it.
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It's almost family hang out time!
My momma gone. She in the Midwest... just my pops and wife side of family coming over, and it’s not even her whole side of the family. Some are missing.
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Old 11-21-2017, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Question of the day.

Do you scrub your balls right when you get in the shower or right before you get out? Or do you do it right when you get in and right before you get out?
i let them decide
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Old 11-21-2017, 09:05 AM
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I start with hair, while the shampoo is percolating I start at my head and work my way down...

nice, bro...
little j and kids going with me to my dad's with z...then my moms where her mother will join us.
should be fun!
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scrub my balls
shower
wtf

That's what ladiboi is for
table shower
slob on my knob
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Old 11-21-2017, 09:08 AM
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I can't do any work for anyone ese
I can advise best I can do

mom will chop my balls off if I say I'm helping out dudes on the internet fix their whips
and as you know, I love my balls, not just mine to be clear

we have these things called kids
they take up a lot of time and effort and if anyone getting some free time for some bullshit
it's mom

sorry ese.. I could totally go for a wood knot too.
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Old 11-21-2017, 09:09 AM
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I might be able to skip away to pop your crank pulley bolt
maybe
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shits money
super easy
just put some big balls in your mouth
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I can't do any work for anyone ese
I can advise best I can do

mom will chop my balls off if I say I'm helping out dudes on the internet fix their whips
and as you know, I love my balls, not just mine to be clear

we have these things called kids
they take up a lot of time and effort and if anyone getting some free time for some bullshit
it's mom

sorry ese.. I could totally go for a wood knot too.
Meating dudes off the internet. Sounds sketchy... Wimmins be so smart; saving your life by threatening your balls.

Buy her some flowers or something.
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Old 11-21-2017, 09:26 AM
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I love to meat rando dudes off the internet
but mom has this list of shit I need to do (I'm gettting to it!!!)
and if I'm saying I'm doing other shit not on that list
well..
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Old 11-21-2017, 09:27 AM
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I get ball checked on the daily
good thing my wang is fat
#cockblockdojo
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It's all about the compromise.

Like, I don't want a dog. She wants a dog. So we compromised and got a dog.

I don't want to go on a cruise, she wants to go on a cruise. Again, compromise and go on the cruise.

I want to meat dudes off the internet, she encourages it and just makes sure my life insurance is up to date. Compro-- Wait...

Hmm.
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Old 11-21-2017, 09:32 AM
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Bring that big socket and dewalt though bro
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She did increase it..
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She gon' grab your balls hard pink poodle.
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Only american trucks have power adjustable pedals? weird....figured Nissan and Toyota would have them.....
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adjustable pedals.. wtf
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For the guys with small dick syndrome.
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Jeebus, alterboy... Don't those flamboyant running shoes you wear have enough thickness to reach the pedals?

Read a book.
Pet a dog.
Grow up, midget.
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Soory. That was disrespectful.

Grow up, person of short stature but equally capable.
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Equally capable; except for reaching the pedals, of course.
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I have reported your post to..... Awwwww screw it!
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Where is Justn....?
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He probably finished his business plan and then got better friends with more money and better tires.
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I'm too fucking good for you guys,

Piss off?
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