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12-07-2015, 07:55 PM
Flip, with the 
shit you've text me...stay the fuck away from that glorious other work friend that probably would find fitness jokes funny but also isn't the mother of your children.
#lifecoach
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shit you've text me...stay the fuck away from that glorious other work friend that probably would find fitness jokes funny but also isn't the mother of your children. #lifecoach
I love you. Listen to Uncle J. Listen.
12-07-2015, 07:55 PM
and in all fairness to you, I would fuck the absolute shit out of her. Best 45 seconds of her day, guaranteed.
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12-07-2015, 08:19 PM
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r u 4 srs.
Ain't no amount of titties make up for such an ugly face.
Her pointy ass chin looks like it's got such a low drag coefficient that NASA is researching it to use on their next rocket. And that smile so fuckin ugly that she's banned from entering any mirror stores because they all fucking break soon as they show her reflection. Sheeit, that's why she can't even get a close shave on her face, no mirror in the house.
Ain't no amount of titties make up for such an ugly face.
Her pointy ass chin looks like it's got such a low drag coefficient that NASA is researching it to use on their next rocket. And that smile so fuckin ugly that she's banned from entering any mirror stores because they all fucking break soon as they show her reflection. Sheeit, that's why she can't even get a close shave on her face, no mirror in the house.
12-07-2015, 08:43 PM
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I bet she tips over easily.
12-07-2015, 08:44 PM
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Oh, and 
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12-07-2015, 11:07 PM
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Did... Did you just quote Mr. Worldwide, Pitbull?
12-08-2015, 12:01 AM
May have something thats NSFW
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Ain't nobody trying to get banned.
12-08-2015, 12:07 AM
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Sounds perfect for PM though.
12-08-2015, 03:44 AM
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12-08-2015, 05:10 AM
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12-08-2015, 05:16 AM
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Shiettt.. Bulk order.. Azine discount, type swoosh
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12-08-2015, 07:06 AM
on this last set of pics!Kev...text me that NSFW shieet, fool
12-08-2015, 07:34 AM
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Gay or not, I have some fucking standards man. Literally, standards of whom I'd fuck.
This bitch's jaw line makes my dick so soft that tempurpedic is suing me for infringement.
You can fix fat to fit, but you can't fix a face like that.
This bitch's jaw line makes my dick so soft that tempurpedic is suing me for infringement.
You can fix fat to fit, but you can't fix a face like that.
12-08-2015, 07:55 AM
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Gaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
12-08-2015, 09:27 AM
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Dammit Flippy! I stayed up all night waiting to hear the "ding!" of a PM, and nothin'...
It's been nine hours, I'm almost out of Viagra, and I'm staring to go floppy... Make with the pics already! I can't just sit around all day playing with my Bishop.
Well, I mean, I can but people in the office are starting to look at me funnier.
It's been nine hours, I'm almost out of Viagra, and I'm staring to go floppy... Make with the pics already! I can't just sit around all day playing with my Bishop.
Well, I mean, I can but people in the office are starting to look at me funnier.
12-08-2015, 09:29 AM
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Maybe I exaggerated a little bit...
It's more of a Pawn than a Bishop, I suppose.
It's more of a Pawn than a Bishop, I suppose.
12-08-2015, 09:54 AM
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I enjoy a good challenge.
12-08-2015, 09:55 AM
I am too...
to marry.
but to splack?
...ninja, hit that ish.
to marry.
but to splack?
...ninja, hit that ish.
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12-08-2015, 10:14 AM
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Haha so, I see where you're going with that J.
But here's where I draw the lines. Pretty face to marry and to smash. But if I ever get married, it'll be filtered by personality, not by looks because the looks will have already been filtered.
Basically the progression is this:
See girl. Is she attractive (this is evaluated absolutely, and not relative to any specific goal like quick shag vs long term). She has to be a certain hotness for me to even be interested. Next, personality will determine how close we get to each other.
I don't smash ugly girls. I have, it's not fun because I can never get into it.
But here's where I draw the lines. Pretty face to marry and to smash. But if I ever get married, it'll be filtered by personality, not by looks because the looks will have already been filtered.
Basically the progression is this:
See girl. Is she attractive (this is evaluated absolutely, and not relative to any specific goal like quick shag vs long term). She has to be a certain hotness for me to even be interested. Next, personality will determine how close we get to each other.
I don't smash ugly girls. I have, it's not fun because I can never get into it.
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12-08-2015, 10:22 AM
truth be told...
i've stopped dating people for ugly o face.
I'm HUGE on pretty face, that gets it going first...but g'dammit man...that girl isn't KINDA nice bodied...that looks like a really fun winter wonderland so I'd make exceptions.
Also...when I was younger I had a lot more RULES...as I've gotten older I can compartmentalize and appreciate certain aspects of most women that make them attractive!
i've stopped dating people for ugly o face.
I'm HUGE on pretty face, that gets it going first...but g'dammit man...that girl isn't KINDA nice bodied...that looks like a really fun winter wonderland so I'd make exceptions.
Also...when I was younger I had a lot more RULES...as I've gotten older I can compartmentalize and appreciate certain aspects of most women that make them attractive!
12-08-2015, 10:22 AM
Soory......
I got caught up with some shit last night.
Wife couldn't find her car keys, so I'm like WTF stop losing shit. I know you have two kids but fuck. My son was fucking shit up throwing his basketball through the cutout almost hitting his little brother. Must I do everything...
Told my wife, fuck this I'll buy what the fuck I want I don't need yo approval or to talk to you about it... I'll just go buy and you gon' deal with it.
Good thing she was upstairs and I was downstairs... I didn't say it very loud.....but I said it.
I got caught up with some shit last night.
Wife couldn't find her car keys, so I'm like WTF stop losing shit. I know you have two kids but fuck. My son was fucking shit up throwing his basketball through the cutout almost hitting his little brother. Must I do everything...
Told my wife, fuck this I'll buy what the fuck I want I don't need yo approval or to talk to you about it... I'll just go buy and you gon' deal with it.
Good thing she was upstairs and I was downstairs... I didn't say it very loud.....but I said it.
12-08-2015, 10:23 AM
Wife is because in 20 years I want to still be happy waking up to that face, everything else will sag and be old and smelly and hairy...but the face is important when you're more into your shuffleboard score than splackpack.
12-08-2015, 10:23 AM
K. It's going to take me a while to post...... Because I'm going to do it from my phone, let me get settled.
12-08-2015, 10:24 AM
Kev...you're a good husband and Dad and you're careful with your money...make your decision and let her know what it is and why.
Same advice Joe gave me when I was pussyfootin around the purchase of the V with B...she was gonna kill me but it wasn't because of the car, it was because I was looking for her approval and buy in and I would never get it becuase I wasn't convinced about it yet and she couldn't validate it for me becuase she didn't see the need.
Same advice Joe gave me when I was pussyfootin around the purchase of the V with B...she was gonna kill me but it wasn't because of the car, it was because I was looking for her approval and buy in and I would never get it becuase I wasn't convinced about it yet and she couldn't validate it for me becuase she didn't see the need.
12-08-2015, 10:24 AM
If that makes any sense.
12-08-2015, 10:26 AM
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truth be told...
i've stopped dating people for ugly o face.
I'm HUGE on pretty face, that gets it going first...but g'dammit man...that girl isn't KINDA nice bodied...that looks like a really fun winter wonderland so I'd make exceptions.
Also...when I was younger I had a lot more RULES...as I've gotten older I can compartmentalize and appreciate certain aspects of most women that make them attractive!
i've stopped dating people for ugly o face.
I'm HUGE on pretty face, that gets it going first...but g'dammit man...that girl isn't KINDA nice bodied...that looks like a really fun winter wonderland so I'd make exceptions.
Also...when I was younger I had a lot more RULES...as I've gotten older I can compartmentalize and appreciate certain aspects of most women that make them attractive!
Damn Betty, you need a medal.
12-08-2015, 10:32 AM
Ho please...she lucky i love her.
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Yeah, show'em why they call you Squeak.
12-08-2015, 10:57 AM
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Because I have an extremely tiny extremity 
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Morning.