Vlad, you wanna master my Polish horn?

 

 

New aftermarket magnaflow cat is 425 + tax installed..



straight pipe is 60-80 said the guy..


guess which one i'm going with.

 

oh and to boot opened up the new radiator to check fluid levels and guess what i find along the rim (job)..


oily gunk


guess she overheated the car after all..

 

too bad car is driving well.

 

FWIW Vlad, I'm just busting your balls for fun too. I generally don't care what people do with their lives as long as they stay the fuck out of mine. And stay the hell off my lawn. Don't touch my trash cans. I'm watching you...

Actually, I wish fewer people would breed. Not naming any names or anything but I know some people that should really have been eaten by their mother when they were born to prevent the genetic replication that has happened since.

 

can't tell if that's sarcasm...

 

Yeah man, I'm learning that. I've met some good WOMEN lately, not girls. I'm treading carefully though haha. All the women I want are much older than I am. We'll see.
Currently working on business #1. Penis book probably won't be out for a while.

And I wish you would stop fucking with me and just fuck me already.

why it so squiggly tho

 

FWIW I wasn't tryna shit on the parents in here. I've just completely reconsidered my lifestyle design and I literally can't imagine kind fitting anywhere. Sheeit, can hardly imagine it with a steady relationship.

 

Well when you have a horn that big, it's hard to contain it all in your pants, so it's gotta be made all squiggly and stuff to fit.

Wait. What are we talking about again?

 

lol. my dept. head was in town from Denver, Co.
I warned him that I have a race car. he laughed.

dude was like...Ive never been this low to ground EVER. and WHy is it so bumpy?

 

I agree. I actually like seeing parents who are thrilled to be parents.

 

Y'alls kids already shit on you enough, literally.

 

5 miles to muffler shop... should i tow or should i sound like a fucking rice rocket motorcycle going down the freeway 10 minutes

 

Morning.

 

fucking rice rocket there.
ive done worse...

driving with no front or rear bumper and exhaust leak.

 

i need a go pro

 

coolant a bit low too.. damnit sister.. you ruined this car

 

likely HG leak..

 

yo, like I imagine what it would be like for my mom if we (bro and I) never fucked up her nice ass shit.

countless paintings on the walls, crystal art, etc....

 

Yeah but you ain't in Cali.

I'd likely risk driving also.

#cheapmotherfucker

 

but you're in tejass... i wonder how many cops will tail me on the way there

 

justn lol. visit me when i get my sailboat and i'll take you out, just bring the beer. and lube.

just do whatever you want man. entrepreneurship is the first frontier to this type of lifestyle design.

 

Ladiboi, go to your local pep boys, get a section of straight pipe, use clamps to hold it in place until you get to the shop and have it properly fixed. It'll still sound like shit, but not nearly as bad.

 

Thanks for the non invite

And I had a 55 gallon drum of lube waiting. Guess I'll just eat it all now.

 

eat it out of my ass when you come on my sailboat

 

I don't want your pity invite now!!

 

p'dik.. is that you?!?
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fucking idiots at pepboys

me: "do you have straight pipes"

him:'i don't think so...."


pep boys is only .5 miles away..

fuck it just going to rice rocket it

 

My buddy had a honda element. Got his converter stolen 3 or 4 times and his insurance dropped his coverage hahaha. sorry to hear, but the only solution is to murder those thieves or go catless.

 

pusssaaaaaaaaayyyyy

 

FUCK YAAAA amex platinum for the win.. free 10 mile towing

 

I need me an amex card. I used to have one, but i didnt use it and they shuttered it.

I hate that I cant buy costco gas without an amex card

 

or lower it to the point they can't steal it?

 

march will switch over to Visa so you will be fine then

 

Oh, gee. Are we doing the humblebrag thing again?

 

low profile jack bro

 

oh nice!!

 

you got me. costco slacks.

 

no pussy for thoiboi?

 

Seriously?!

Here you can use debit to buy gas from Costco, as long as you have a membership card.