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Old 11-10-2015 | 09:18 AM
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These guys are too progressive for us...
Next thing you know, they'll be asking about some obscure feature like steering the car from the inside...
Or switching the thanks button.
Old 11-10-2015 | 09:19 AM
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Or switching the thanks button.
Nah.... they may be stupid, but they ain't Canadians
Old 11-10-2015 | 09:21 AM
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Morning ladies & gents
Old 11-10-2015 | 09:26 AM
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Strange that the vaunted Honda engineers couldn't figure out a way to get a grab handle, or strap on the inside of the driver's door to assist closing the door once you are inside the car, strapped in.

Apparently, all the real estate on the door panel was given over to buttons and no room was left to put a grab handle without blocking the controls.

I'm having a very difficult time getting the door closed once seated in the car. I've taken to grabbing the lip on the storage bin. But, that flexes the door panel quite a lot and seems like a poor, long-term solution.

How do you grab your driver's door to close it?



Me:




Old 11-10-2015 | 09:30 AM
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Nah.... they may be stupid, but they ain't Canadians


Because I love smbc.
Old 11-10-2015 | 09:32 AM
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Old 11-10-2015 | 09:35 AM
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smbc xkcd, cyanide and happiness, oatmeal, all good stuff
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Old 11-10-2015 | 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Something special about that RDX demographic. This one had me for a while.

https://acurazine.com/forums/second-...inside-938446/

and I've since come to the conclusion that it's *me* that is all wrong... I must not be the only normal person surrounded by idiots; I must be the idiot surrounded by all normal people...

It actually starts to make more sense that way.
I already addressed the problem in this thread. OP has T-Rex arms and is unable to reach the door handle pocket thingy. He should start a class action lawsuit against Acura.
Old 11-10-2015 | 09:39 AM
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He should do what I do and use his dick to close the door.
Old 11-10-2015 | 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Vlad_Type_S
He should do what I do and use his dick to close the door.
Gotta be careful with that, I've been pinching mine in the door sill when it closes.

And one needs to mind the ballbag too. Nothing smarts like getting the ol' boys slammed in a door.
Old 11-10-2015 | 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Vlad_Type_S
He should do what I do and use his dick to close the door.
You're a man of many talents..
Old 11-10-2015 | 09:44 AM
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Hmm. What about the majority of the target audience that doesn't have a peen though? How does someone close the door if they have a vagoo or a prehensile peen?

Old 11-10-2015 | 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Hmm. What about the majority of the target audience that doesn't have a peen though? How does someone close the door if they have a vagoo or a prehensile peen?

:noob:


RDX is a man's car... you can't pick up 8.5 men.. only 8.5 women




or......... rockyboy likes the cawk and he's just picking up men..

that would make sense..
Old 11-10-2015 | 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
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RDX is a man's car... you can't pick up 8.5 men.. only 8.5 women




or......... rockyboy likes the cawk and he's just picking up men..

that would make sense..
Whoa, wait... So you mean when he's been saying "she is a 8.5/9.0", he isn't talking about length?

Because I'm pretty sure he's talking about length.

Now I'm confused.
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Old 11-10-2015 | 09:51 AM
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I just choked on my breakfast. Thanks, cul0
Old 11-10-2015 | 09:53 AM
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I'll again show my age by digging back in my memory banks to reference this little ditty from my youth...

I present to you, Rocky(Rockingcock)boy's 8.5/9.0:

Old 11-10-2015 | 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I just choked on my breakfast. Thanks, cul0
Well there's a first! I finally made someone choke on it!
Old 11-10-2015 | 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
I'll again show my age by digging back in my memory banks to reference this little ditty from my youth...

I present to you, Rocky(Rockingcock)boy's 8.5/9.0:

Ok, wtf...

Is that a woman with a fake penis, or a man with fake woman parts?

Because to be completely honest, I'd take either.
Old 11-10-2015 | 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Hmm. What about the majority of the target audience that doesn't have a peen though? How does someone close the door if they have a vagoo or a prehensile peen?

women shouldn't be driving anyway
Old 11-10-2015 | 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Gotta be careful with that, I've been pinching mine in the door sill when it closes.

And one needs to mind the ballbag too. Nothing smarts like getting the ol' boys slammed in a door.
I closed a door on my nuts once. Needed to replace the bent door.
Old 11-10-2015 | 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I just choked on my breakfast. Thanks, cul0
eating a bowl of dicks again huh?

Originally Posted by polobunny


Dudee looks like Larry David

Originally Posted by Vlad_Type_S
I closed a door on my nuts once. Needed to replace the bent door.
TL... How do your driver's seat hold that massive load every day?
Old 11-10-2015 | 10:09 AM
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Have you been to La Barbecue, how do you feel that versus Franklin's?
Old 11-10-2015 | 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Maj: https://www.facebook.com/eater/videos/1231876900171960/

Have you been to La Barbecue, how do you feel that versus Franklin's?
That video makes me want to stick some meat in my mouf..


























Old 11-10-2015 | 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
That video makes me want to stick some meat in my mouf..


























This is cruel. I'm so hungry now
Old 11-10-2015 | 10:37 AM
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Vagina.
Old 11-10-2015 | 10:38 AM
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Boobs.
Old 11-10-2015 | 10:38 AM
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Gang bang.
Old 11-10-2015 | 10:39 AM
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Looks like Taco's too drunk, still trying to look for porn on Azine.


This isn't pornhub Taco, you're looking for the other orange icon!
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Old 11-10-2015 | 10:43 AM
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The searches would then be:

- BBC

- Rockyboys

- mystery MEAT

- crouching tiger, hidden cactus

Etc
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Shard...
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Tomorrow is a hollerday

Vacation starts tomorrow too, no work till the 30th.
Old 11-10-2015 | 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Tomorrow is a hollerday

Vacation starts tomorrow too, no work till the 30th.
So what's new?
Old 11-10-2015 | 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Tomorrow is a hollerday

Vacation starts tomorrow too, no work till the 30th.
Lost my poppy from my jacket.
Old 11-10-2015 | 11:06 AM
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Shiett.. when I said suck the day's dick, I didn't mean gobble the balls as well.
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Old 11-10-2015 | 11:09 AM
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Yes you did. Don't lie.
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You aren't giving 110% if you don't gobble the balls also.
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Ladiboi's parents would be so ashamed of him if he only gave 100%.
Old 11-10-2015 | 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Maj: https://www.facebook.com/eater/videos/1231876900171960/

Have you been to La Barbecue, how do you feel that versus Franklin's?
I'll rape the shit out of you. Go back and read my feedback months ago.

And go get my cactus while you're at it and shove it up your culOOOO!


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