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So...due to the state of my wife, I was tentative on whether or not I was going to the end of year corporate event at the zoo Miami. Decided last night that I'd attend.
My buddy and co-worker Nelson comes to my house after I text him last night..."wanna ride down in the :ghey: banana...?
to which he says yes
SO...40 mile drive this morning at 7am...we roll out, coffee in tow...get to the zoo...first start off by mistakenly driving a guy nearly off the road when I thought it was my buddy and previous boss...but turns out it wasn't...
Get to the parking area...and see a totally empty parking lot, with no curbs or trees (babyjustinproof.jpg)...
Hey Nels...wanna doughnut? Fuck it...I see two cars in the lot, and a guy on a backhoe I assume won't give a flying shit...rev, clutch dump...fucking glorious doughnut (breakfast of champs) with tire squealing and fucking tire smoke and then rocks hitting my back bumper from the sticky tires...
immediately, I see silhouettes against the rising son...my buddy Ricky...fuck, he's gonna make fun of me...then as I approach, I turn white...my fuckin manager...my director...the row of cars wasn't 2 cars...it was like 20 of them, from my perspective I couldn't see the rest, nor the crowd of people standing behind the first 2 cars.
and mind you, I drive a company vehicle for my paycheck. Needless to say, I got reamed HARD by my director..."the zoo opened early for us and you come here and act like a fucking idiot and do doughnuts..."...
Needless to say I tucked tail the rest of the day where I was called out for being Jeremy doughnuts by everyone...I got quite a few fist bumps from people that never knew my name...and after telling one dude I'd probably get a write up from management...he was like, "dude, at least you're cooler than all of them"...
but I'm not 17 anymore...fuck...I better never fuck up the company truck ever.
I should have added..."and get caught"...
my actual knee jerk 5 year old gonna get in trouble reaction was to take off and drive the 80 miles round-trip to go switch to the TL
Should just been like "damn, this knee is still a bit tricky after the surgery. That was a little scary, huh Nelson? Anyone got an ice pack I can use?" And then start limping.
Because only one thing makes dumbassery better and that is a thick layer of lies!
dude...he was like "that was fucking awesome" in the car...then when we pulled in...he jumped out of the car and kinda gave a "this guy is a fucking maniac" reaction...
How the mother fuck to remove the rear engine mount
It's not that bad, remove strut tower and attack it from up top. Support engine by trans interface, pop engine bolt and supporting bolts, then raise engine up, don't be a bitch, and wedge it out. Best way out is through the top.
11-06-2015, 05:52 PM
