JDM AF

 

Well it is the right color to be Js minivan

 

 

I talked to J........ The other day....

 

We skype each other periodically.

 

Long distance relationships are difficult.

 

Good thing is, he is thinking about moving in with me.

 

Sorry bitches.

 

Fag house!

 

I hacked your webcams. I know what you too skype about and it has nothing to do with cars.

 

anyone notice the watermark on the photo..


which one took this? Maj or Cul0

 

Someone should alert the owner of that van, that their rear trailing arm has been fubar'd. Probably a hit and run.

 

Forgot to post this morning..

I have a meeting with the manager about fitness. Very appropriate while I took a piss

 

Sticky diljoe?

 

So did she manage to fitness?

 

That ain't fuck joe and it definitely ain't me..

 

And was HIS name Candice?

 

I haven't had my meeting with her yet.

 

Do you see me in the background?

 

You mean in between the thighs of the guy doing chest press? Yes, I think I see you there...

 

rear mount was easy as fuck, damn what was I worried about

 

Evening.

 

hey everyone...y'all funny. no pics of cars...no selling of my damn cars!
Hope you're all doing well...not surfing AZ all day seems so foreign to me.

 

See.. I knew you weren't a...




GTFO!

Stay away for at least 4 weeks.. If you cum before then, I'll pull your scrote out your mouth and centipede it back through your rectum.

 

did "it" happen?

 

J!!!!

Also J....

 

 

some of you are my friends on fb...most of you are my friends here, plus, cat outta bag so fuck it.

much love to all...
I made my wife my baby momma and it's the best effing feeling in the world.

Non Fuck Joe...
No doubt, man...but I'm striving to attempt to maintain a certain level of normalcy throughout the experience...cutting the grass Friday, do a little car maintenance...MIL is staying with us for a bit, so I'll see how she is with cooking, cleaning and fitness.

lmao...fk, that was a bad joke, even for me.

 

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Wishing you, B and the best of health!! Can't wait to see the modded stroller

 

be agile, bruh...
do you even?

 

Thank you Mr. Rockets!

 

So is the baby out J? I remember you said 4th. It's the 11th. Pry that baby out if you need to. The sooner, the more you can expose it to VTEC love.

 

Kid's too cute. You're in for a world of trouble in just a few short years!

Congrats man and welcome to the new club. Try to refrain from excessive modding of this one. Just change the "oil" regularly, use premium fuel, and don't be afraid of the strange noises it makes... That's normal.

 

took me a second of





I got it!!!


The dad jokes begin...

 

The clunk is 3rd gear engaging, we've been told.

 

Is premium fuel really required or just suggested though? Can't I just use regular and just add octane formula booster?

 

Waiting for the inevitable "build thread" in here: https://acurazine.com/forums/kids%3B-now-what-437/

 

Premium is recommended. You can use regular but will likely end up with gunky buildup around the midsection and sluggish performance.

 

Gonna need to change his sig:

2004 TL
2004 S2000
1999 House
2015 Human

 

missed you in here cul0, you bring an elevated sophistication of hilarity. It's a nice change of pace from the current crude humor we have..