Majofo

fucking weak shit in the infotainment thread..

polobunny

You know he won't bite the bait.

Majofo

not with that weak ass shieettt!! bleach has gone to your brain and shrunk yo nuts!

Alternatively, you can tell us what neighborhood.. maybe even the address to his mama's home.

Majofo

Unique 3 story detached homes in a newer neighborhood, short black driveways.
I found a couple of nieghborhoods that were close at the edge of Mississauga / Brampton. Ninja had to work today.. still busy, but if you feel up to the task.

polobunny

He's Ontarian yeah, lots of neighborhoods like that, no time to skim at work lately.
My official reach is limited to the Quebec area regarding property information.

Majofo

pussssssssayyyyyyyy

TacoBello

I wonder if the radio stations he mentioned near the beginning of his tenure here would help pinpointing him to a particular city for sure.

I think you're getting warm, but nothing to hold him to 100%.

The few 35 year olds I know living in 5000 sqft homes in Canada do NOT have the time to waste on stuff like AZ. They're simply too busy makin' paper to care about stuff like that.

He might be 35 and he might drive a new RDX, but he sure as hell doesn't own that house. he's living with his folks for whatever reason (mental illness??).

cu2wagon

Living with some sort of "daddy" I betcha.

TacoBello

He's no dummy, that's for sure. If he posts pics, he makes sure no one can [easily] trace them back. If he posts details, he makes sure they are extremely vague. Etc, etc...

I can't help but think he was someone on AZ who was banned (whether permanently or temporarily) who came back to fuck with all of us. It's not hard to post from a unique IP address all the time.

More so, I think he might even still be a current member on AZ, with two accounts, however, separating himself completely from the other IP address(es). He then comes in from his regular account and says "Rocky, quit being a dummy!" to throw the masses off.

TacoBello

Also, if I'm not mistaken, I believe Rocky has changed his privacy settings so that you can't see where he is on AZ, just like Majofo. I mean, anyone can do it, but it just further shows he knows what he's doing. He's professionally trolling our asses and likely even comes in here to see what we are saying, to stay a step ahead. Motherfucker.

It's one thing if he was a random dummy, posting stupid shit. But he's anything but. He knows exactly what he is doing.

thoiboi

Too smart to be Canadian too....

Majofo

Majofo

Only you guys would think a dolt is anything more than an imbecile.

rockstar143

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Thanks everyone...
she's being a little cranky around eating time, but other than that, she's got a great demeanor...

that meconium isn't bad...tastes like fois gras!
actually, it's a real PITA to get off her skin when I clean her up. Momma feeds, Poppa cleans up...


My little RS143...

about her eyes...I have hazel, Betty has bright green...my Father and Grandmother have blue...I'm hoping she has an interesting color! They definitely look glassy black sometimes, or grey in the light for now though...

cu2wagon

Dude. Change *all* of the diapers for as long as you can. Make sure B knows and recognized you're doing it but don't A) actually mention it, or B) make a big deal if it. But she needs to realize it.

Because every subsequent poopie diaper will get worse and worse. The first couple weeks are a breeze. Once you start on solid foods, all hell breaks loose poop wise. That's when you start calling in all the chits you've stacked up and get *her* to handle it while you do something else.

This is the gospel.

rockstar143

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I don't scare easy!
Honestly, I thought I'd hate it, but I don't mind at all...I used to change my little sister's diaper when I was about 4 years old...scat man, I guess

and honestly, after giving up her body for 9 months, then a pretty serious surgery to get a baby out...I am literally wanting to do as much as I possibly can. It's so frustrating not being able to help out. I try to kiss her...naw ninja...starts suckling HARD on my nose...then gets mad like it's my fault I don't sneeze milk. 3 days in and this little girl is a trip.

I literally just got excited because after some feeding frustration, she finally shit...I ran in the room to get it out while it was still piping hot and I was so happy and relieved to see her relaxed and not in distress anymore.

Majofo

RS143.. Amateur hour. Wipe butt with dry part of diaper first, then use first wipe to get all bits off, and second wipe to clean. Also don't let it dry, easier to clean up wet.

This is the easy time. Just make sure you wipe front to back. Like fuck joe said, it gets worse. Smelly 5 lbs turds blowing out of the diaper, shit all over hands, feet, 10 wipes later. Plus baby gets fat, including butt, making it more difficult to clean.



Unlike fuck joe's suggestion, just clean butt because right thing to do. Mama B doing the heavy lifting, diapers are relatively easy in comparison.

Majofo

Best diaper, swaddlers premie and then size 0 when she's ~7 lbs.

Majofo

Huggies secure better, but pampers hold more piss and pooh

rockstar143

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Yeah, man...she just isn't fussy about it right away so there were a few that sat...I did use the diaper for the macro, then the wipes for the micro...nurse suggested a damp cloth to finish up so I don't leave all those chemicals in her bits.

I definitely appreciate all the suggestions...

the dogs have been hilarious, she cries and they're all concerned like DAFUQQQQ is that? Annie, old girl...I have a feeling she always wanted to be a Mother...she's very protective of the babe...

cu2wagon

and Swaddlers go up to like 5 or 6 now. They were the only make/model of diaper that didn't cause The Spawn to rash up.

And I was only about 90% serious about the why... But the increasing severity of the mess is truth. If you deal with it from day 1 you get slowly acclimated to the disgust and when you get to The Real Deal™ you won't even notice. You'll just be like "oh yeah, we did have corn last night" whereas a lesser man would be tossing cookies.

Just like building up your tolerance to pepper spray! Keen!

Majofo

You're home already? Shiettttt

Majofo

Shit is shit, but what will really trip you out is the amount some days.. Like a grown ass man. Yep, corn, broccoli, sweet potatoes, spinach..it makes for very colorful poops. Eating processed foods gets you the stinky brown poops.

I think I mentioned this before, but if you supplement at some point, similac advanced is the tastiest (closest to mama's milk). Ah beast milk poops.

Majofo

@tm

justnspace

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i dont like the baby stage, but I like the imagination stage.

I like scaring little kids.....
"did you hear that?"

justnspace

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"shhhhh, listen"

justnspace

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Majofo

What about the stage where they talk shit and try to dunk on you?

thoiboi

IRT chemical baby wipes . Have you fathers tried Jessica Alba's The Honest Company baby wipes? Expensive but they're supposed to be natural and feel much better. Perhaps worth a try

justnspace

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push em out the way. BODY BAGS!!!!!

oh, we arent in the rhyme thread

justnspace

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but i got bars tho.

cu2wagon

Yeah, I know you know what I mean though.

cu2wagon

Wait... Do Canadians use square feet when sizing a house? Wouldn't they use square meters or decimeters or something?

Majofo

They're thick and quality, but garbage. Dem chemicals really pick up the shit, honest wipes, not so much. Good for piss, worthless for poops. Also good for general wipe downs of baby face, hands, tables, trays, etc when taking baby out.

Majofo

Also, Alba rich AF because her shit blew up. I liked it when she had to ho her body to make a buck.. Fuck.

Majofo

It's relative to the average size of their penises. This house can fit 50,000 cocks, or in America, 34,500.

thoiboi

Ahhhh I use them as general wipes but couldn't comment on the .

Yumcha

Evening, folks.

Majofo

TIL, :ladiboi: uses hypoallergenic all-natural chemical-free baby wipes to moisten his lady parts and pat down his sensitive skin.

Majofo