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i learned a simple swaddle today though...
never imagined how much can go wrong...she came out, they checked her...had a smooshed nose, weird spot on her shoulder and "head lag"...
I was like, nawww player...I'm a genetic freak, she's gonna be fine...
bam, same nurse comes back today to check and was like...whoah, that's amazing...it's all gone...nose is perfect, spot gone and strong ass neck...
I'm like, I fkng told you...she got them good genes!
one more...I won't baby picture inundate y'all...I was keeping it super private but fuck it, we have lifelock I can't help myself...
Thanks for all the my AZ fam...
Adorable J. Cats out the bag now. As I said the other night congrats brotha..... It is an amazing feeling I tell you that much. Glad everything went well.
Oh and swaddling I hated that shit, they do make velcro ones though that are super easy, don't remember the brand off hand. I tried swaddling with these breathable blankets, Aiden and Anais, shit there as big as fuck!
My kid had the same PJ's..... Oh yea did you have to change the first 1-2 poops?
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Since we are on the topic of kids. They grow up way too damn fast. My oldest that's 2 tries to read to his baby brother now. He will grab a book and say I read dada or I read mama.
I also turned him forward facing on Wednesday night, it feels so strange having someone staring at you while you're driving. It just means he is growing up quicker.
"Go this way, no go that way. Why are you going there? Stop at the light. Ooh, a dump truck. What is that man doing..." And it will never stop.
Cute kid Flips.
Thanks.
Yea, it was his first time in it yesterday, he says "mommy, you buckled, daddy you buckled, mommy baby buckled? Dada look trash, trash truck dada" I told my wife, we can forget about him taking naps in the car, he will be more alert now. Nope he still fell asleep.
Take 10 bucks from cupholder, go to put it in pocket. 10 bucks drops on the floor near pedals. Since I'm driving and 2 minutes from destination I think I'll just grab it before I go out. Once I stop, can't find it anywhere. It's not under the weathertech mats, not under the OEM mats, not under the seat which I moved back completely (check from from and from rear), I can't find it anywhere near the pedals (not behind gas pedal), doesn't seem to be lodged near fuse box either as I used my phone for flashlight. It's not caught in my jeans or my shoes either. I made sure it wasn't following me as I was exiting the car. wtf
Guess I'll have to sell the car 10 bucks more to recoup my loss.
Sheeeiitt all you fuckers with your adorable little ones. Cute as fuck. You know what's sweeter than a child's laughter? The silence of not having any fucking kids.
I used to want nothing more than a good wife and a bunch of kids. for some reason, after spending a bunch of time with awful women, I don't want none of that shit anymore. funny how that works.
I used to want nothing more than a good wife and a bunch of kids. for some reason, after spending a bunch of time with awful women, I don't want none of that shit anymore. funny how that works.
women you think are good that turn out to be awful. think how often you see people change. how many married couples say their spouses changed drastically after marriage. happens to dudes too, not tryna front.
women you think are good that turn out to be awful. think how often you see people change. how many married couples say their spouses changed drastically after marriage. happens to dudes too, not tryna front.
we see eye to eye..
I'll keep women around as a toy...
"take the amount of time you were together and half that....That's how long she was breaking up with you"
Sheeeiitt all you fuckers with your adorable little ones. Cute as fuck. You know what's sweeter than a child's laughter? The silence of not having any fucking kids.
You'll never know the immense and unbounded depths of joy in your life that having a child will open up. You'll only float on the cold surface of a feeble existence, clutching money that merely keeps you afloat, imprisoning you from discovering the mysteries of life that never will be. As you start to realize your folly, you're already a full step closer to being dead. Your legacy, a few posts unread.
Wait... Do Canadians use square feet when sizing a house? Wouldn't they use square meters or decimeters or something?
I've seen both. If you look at realtor websites, they'll generally have square meters, but no one follows that, but they'll also have the option to switch to square feet.. Everyone always talks square feet. All home builders use square feet.
Originally Posted by Majofo
It's relative to the average size of their penises. This house can fit 50,000 cocks, or in America, 34,500.
Do I need to repost the chart of how tiny you Americans are?
11-12-2015, 11:27 PM
John and Jack
my AZ fam...
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Tell me if you come around another time and we'll meet up for real.
