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I remember Maj giving this exact piece of advice regarding them a few months ago
Forgot about the girls, how's the bike treating you?
The bike is great. I just have over 300 miles on it now. I need to take it in for the free service since it's well broken in.
I want new tires, a new saddle, and clip less pedals. Other than that, I don't know why I waiting so long to get a road bike.. My MTB is collecting dust.
Bear: 'Oh, hey! Sup human!'
Screechy: *Unloads the pepper spray.*
Bear: 'WTF?!?! You a B! I'm outta here.'
Screechy: "Go away. Go away."
Bear: "Yeah, tots. I'm Audi 5000." (under breath, walking away 'bitch')
Screechy: "Come here! Come on! Stop"
Bear: 'Lady, you got issues. You blasted me with da' peppa' for no reason. No way am I coming back. You got a screw loose. So you know what, Imma eat your 'yak then.'
Screechy: "Bear, why are you doing this?!? Why are you breaking my kayak?!? Bear? Bear! Bear? Bear! Why are you doing this?!? Why? Bear? Bear!"
Bear: 'Dammit bitch, my name ain't "Bear" and I'm doing this because FuckYouThatsWhy."
Screechy: *incoherent screeching*
Bear: 'Pepper spray me??? That's mildy annoying. Your voice though? Rawrfully Painful'
Screechy: *screeching intensifies*
Bear: 'Oh, hey! Sup human!'
Screechy: *Unloads the pepper spray.*
Bear: 'WTF?!?! You a B! I'm outta here.'
Screechy: "Go away. Go away."
Bear: "Yeah, tots. I'm Audi 5000." (under breath, walking away 'bitch')
Screechy: "Come here! Come on! Stop"
Bear: 'Lady, you got issues. You blasted me with da' peppa' for no reason. No way am I coming back. You got a screw loose. So you know what, Imma eat your 'yak then.'
Screechy: "Bear, why are you doing this?!? Why are you breaking my kayak?!? Bear? Bear! Bear? Bear! Why are you doing this?!? Why? Bear? Bear!"
Bear: 'Dammit bitch, my name ain't "Bear" and I'm doing this because FuckYouThatsWhy."
Screechy: *incoherent screeching*
Bear: 'Pepper spray me??? That's mildy annoying. Your voice though? Rawrfully Painful'
Screechy: *screeching intensifies*
It's never too late to follow your dreams. Don't let the man hold you down. You were destined for greatness and you shouldn't let anything get in your way
Ehhhhhh.. She's amazing fun in bed, but clingy as fuck.
Ex wants me to move still. She got a promotion, and can basically support both of our bills with one weeks paycheck until CHP or whatever. She took me out for my birthday, and that went good, so I dunno.
You're fucked ese!!
If you're lucky.. she'll only slash your tires and key your car. Sleep with one eye open.
Does your ex know about your side chica? Probably not.. so consider how she might feel about it when she does. She might obsess about your sex life and create trust issues.. blah blah.. Don't think she won't find out either. And if she does know.. get that shit in the open and then close it, never talk about it again.
Originally Posted by thoiboi
I remember Maj giving this exact piece of advice regarding them a few months ago
You're fucked ese!!
If you're lucky.. she'll only slash your tires and key your car. Sleep with one eye open.
Does your ex know about your side chica? Probably not.. so consider how she might feel about it when she does. She might obsess about your sex life and create trust issues.. blah blah.. Don't think she won't find out either. And if she does know.. get that shit in the open and then close it, never talk about it again.
Yeah, I'm just gonna put out there that homeslice's best option is probably just to go down to the nearest body of water, chuck his phone into it, then pack up his shit and move at least two states away.
There is no possible way this can end without someone getting stabbed. Someone.
Just cut the losses and start anew in Kansas or some shit. Start calling yourself Steve Smith or something.
ninja ninja ninja...
LOL...I remember that part on a 6 hour loop on youtube somewhere...him in a grocery cart with the sweat...i kept playing it incessantly to drive B crazy...eventually, we both gave in and just started chanting it. LOL...
Yeah, I'm just gonna put out there that homeslice's best option is probably just to go down to the nearest body of water, chuck his phone into it, then pack up his shit and move at least two states away.
There is no possible way this can end without someone getting stabbed. Someone.
Just cut the losses and start anew in Kansas or some shit. Start calling yourself Steve Smith or something.
werd werd.. although there's one other option but I don't think it's in B.. He needs to be a weddo.. start wearing white wife beaters.. dickies.. chucks. Smack the shit out his chica when she gives him lip. He also needs to end arguments by putting it up her butt and act out the shower scene in American Me. Growing out a firme pancho villa bigote will complete the personality.
Then with his main chick, he needs to create distance and emotional separation. The separation will keep her out of your shit, but also keep her preoccupied about making it work. O'rale!
Hey Frantz...
so all is well, you made the necessary repairs and the car is fine now? Did it inspire you to upgrade or do anything else? That usually happens to me.
Justin, gotcha...that makes sense. I thought you were off reel duty!?
I was thinking going HFPC or PCDs....but decided to save the money instead. Car is running well apart from some suspension noises so maybe that will be my next project after winter.
All in all, I don't want to dump too much money into it because possibly V. But we'll see. I've blocked myself from autotrader on purpose
"Yeah, justn... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come on in on Friday... Oookaaay? And why don't you come on in and start on those Tapes at the regular time... That'd be greaaaatt."
LMAO, exactly.
So I'll bite, since I like you, Yves...
What and how did that happen?
LOL...one time, I was being lazy and left the attic scuttle hole open...let the door to the kitchen slam and bam, the top cover of this old satellite I had in the attic came falling down on the hood. Put a nice ding on it...I ended up cutting some of the hood reinforcement to get something to kinda push the dent out. What a disaster.
LMAO, exactly.
So I'll bite, since I like you, Yves...
What and how did that happen?
LOL...one time, I was being lazy and left the attic scuttle hole open...let the door to the kitchen slam and bam, the top cover of this old satellite I had in the attic came falling down on the hood. Put a nice ding on it...I ended up cutting some of the hood reinforcement to get something to kinda push the dent out. What a disaster.
That's some Final Destination shit right there. Rube Goldberg meant to ding your car lol
And this is what happened:
Originally Posted by polobunny
Thank you, Quebec.
Pass between 2 construction cones right after another car. His back wheel steps on it, the cone falls on my mirror. Folds the mirror, little scratch + scratch the whole length of the car.
-_-
Turns out it scratched more than I thought after checking it this morning. Like from right headlight to fender to mirror to both doors. Can likely be fixed with a buff, but fuck me if I'm not the most unlucky with my car paint this year.
geophysical work is top priority when it comes in.
in the mean time; knock out these tapes
Man. Don't you have some interns or something? Running tapes sounds like a job you give to the office flunky or the little heybitc--- ohhhhh. Never mind... I see.
Man. Don't you have some interns or something? Running tapes sounds like a job you give to the office flunky or the little heybitc--- ohhhhh. Never mind... I see.
10-01-2015, 07:40 PM
Quite sobbing. Much sad. So wet tears. Very desperation.
