justnspace

iTrader: (1)

practice makes perfect.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Damn headache!!! I need those drugs.

Majofo

well.. did you get to practice again?
also.. what did you do for mother's day?

Majofo

Do you have cheeseburgers?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Duh...his Mom took him out to lunch and did his laundry!

Justn has a 3 attempt clause with all females. If by the 3rd attempt he's isn't able to get to the count of 10, they are freed to no longer acquiesce to a 4th date.

Majofo

Justn.. when doing the deed.. think of church, that strange noise you heard your engine make, is your brother drinking your sour beer, should you mow the lawn this weekend or are you good until next, count the grains of wood on the head board, etc. Should net you at least 2 minutes. Avoid eye contact.. otherwise..

Majofo

Here's a very detailed vid. I didn't realize they made one piece patch and butt plug units. I'll definitely go this route.

TacoBello

Public Service Announcement:

If you're putting dressing instead of jelly or syrup on your salad- you're doing it all wrong.

polobunny

That's what I've had before that lasted the life of the tire.




+1 on justn. I became a professional at multiplying fractions while having sex. Try not to become soft in the process, unless numbers turn you on.

TacoBello

Cocaine will help with that also. Plus, you'll be really moving. Win-win.

thoiboi

Just one number: 69

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

polobunny

You don't want to make justn biz even smaller.

Hey, once you work your fingers and tongue and give her an orgasm or two she won't give a crap if you keep your socks and last 13 seconds. Trust me, I'm a bunny.

TacoBello

After 13 seconds, I turn over and go to sleep. Girls have needs too?? Since when???

Yumcha

34.50.

thoiboi

Surprised not more of you ramblers in this Tossing thread: https://acurazine.com/forums/car-tal...ssable-930539/

thoiboi

69/2 = 34.50...

polobunny

Majofo

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Yumcha

Generally speaking, I think that thread is pretty silly...apples to oranges. I only pile-on when someone posts something in the wrong thread or it's a repost.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

How's little Cha doing these days, Yum?

Jamie's 08 TL

Justin, try 2 or 3 Starfucker shots. It's Crown, watermelon pucker and Red Bull. The name of the shot says it all.

Yumcha

Progressing. He's still not walking but has learned to "bum-scoot"...so, he gets around that way.

Overall though, he's really a good kid. We were out for Sunday brunch yesterday for Mom's Day with my family and we had many people who passed by saying Little Cha won the award for best-behaved.

So, I guess we are winning with a well-behaved and gentle-natured toddler but he stresses us out instead with his health and etc. Ah well...can't win it all. I try not to dwell on the physical stuff...he'll get there when he does. Still, not easy to see when other toddlers not even 1 are walking around and picking themselves up.

thoiboi

Is this a bum scoot?

polobunny

Is that code name for date rape, Jamie?

Yumcha

Yup! That's pretty much what Little Cha does. It's pretty funny.

The shuffling noise he makes when he's bum-scooting across the carpet is very cute too.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

So I am hoping I have no meetings. Because I will probably fall asleep in the mangers lap and everyone will think I'm blowing him.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Suck the tip to get to the top right?

I'm like the tootsie pop commercial.

Mr. Boss how many licks does it take until I get to the top?

TacoBello

keep licking to find out!

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I lick the cooch and get promoted quickly.

Problem solved, only have women bosses.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

but don't bite to end up at 3!

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Yum...glad to hear he's a good little boy.
I'm sure he'll be running around and breaking sh*t soon enough and we'll all collectively wish he was scooting again!

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I wish I could scoot instead of walk shiiiit....
Wish I didn't have to work either and could get nap time all over again.

Yumcha

LOL, babies have it rough...sleep whenever they want. Get fed whenever they want. Get da boob whenever they want.

Jamie's 08 TL

I think it must be the Red Bull that helps you stay in the game after 13 seconds. Whatever it is, it works.

polobunny

Shit themselves, have bones sticking out of your gums, nearly every pain felt is the most intense pain you've felt so far in your life, cannot eat ice cream for dinner. It's not all fun and games.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I wanted to grow up so fast. pffffttt. Babies can get away with touching womens boobs and they say awwwww that's so cute or oh you like those don't you.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I'll take that if I can grab any girls boobs and sleep whenever I want...

polobunny

I must combo it then. Mental calculations, wool socks, starfucker, cocaine and Taco's wife.... I'll last for days.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Time to go buy that coffee machine everyone talks about with the K. Keruig or some shit.