TacoBello

It's ok, J.

I yanked on cul0's chain a little too hard. The tensioner ended up snapping. Whoops.

I can't handle vodka for the life of me. I don't mind a bit, mixed with other stuff, but strong vodka drinks or shots.. Oh man. I don't have the stomach for it. And yet, oddly enough, I like gin. Yup, I also like to wear skirts and I drive a miata also. So what? You wanna fight about it?!

Yumcha

Back from -ing...

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I have a 8 month old starting to walk.....



FML

TacoBello

You fucked.

Hide yo guns!
Hide yo booze!
Hide yo drugs!
Hide yo toxic chemicals!
Hide yo sharp corners!
Hide yo stairs!
Hide yo errrthang!

Yumcha

Hide yo robots!

Yumcha

Hide yo salad!

Yumcha

Hide yo shex toys!

cu2wagon

If ya buy me a vodka you can yank my "chain" all you want.







It's not really a chain so much as a flesh rope.






Okay, it's really a flesh-string, but go along with it.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Is that what Johnny did?

GKinColo08TL

Medical opine...you're allergic to potatos, that's why Wadka makes you ill. You're not allergic Juniper berries so gin is all good. try vodka made from some other plant...say pineapple. Pau Maui Vodka, ftw.

TacoBello

Too bad I come from a Polish background, where eating potatoes is a staple of our diets

And yet, I'm a complete disgrace to Polish people for not liking vodka. Go figure.

Like I said, it's not that I won't drink it, but anything more an ounce in a drink makes me go . I think it stems back to high school where we'd get crushed on vodka. I think I only got ill once, (and it was in university, to boot) but ever since high school, vodka has always left a nasty taste in my mouth. Just like Johnny. He always leaves a nasty taste in my mouth.

GKinColo08TL

As I said, stop drinking the shitty stuff...there are some really good vodkas out there that taste effing amazing. FTW I'm a gin man myself, I don't drink gin often, but when I do it is Beefeaters.

TacoBello

You mean Smirnoff isn't the best, top shelf vodka?

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Ok, so I need some advice.

Shower nozzles, do you guys recommend any? I need one that pulls out. I know Johnny has just recently went through a remodel.

cu2wagon

The ones that pull out are only like 80% effective if I remember highschool health class right.

TacoBello

I like them odds!

cu2wagon

Do you really need the removable head one for all the time or would an attachable sprayer nozzle be okay?

When I was looking to get a non-contractor special head for the shower, I didn't love any of the detachable sprayer types. Ended up with one of those multi-pattern heads and a little inline tee quick disconnecter fitting to plug in a hose/sprayer unit for when I needed to bath the dogs or the Kid, or wash the shower and shit.

I found it to be the best of both worlds: a good spray pattern head all the time and a hosed sprayer only when needed.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I need a pull out one so I can clean my ass better.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Pictures....


With you in the shower

cu2wagon

Sure. I'll get you some tonight after everyone's asleep.

TacoBello

You can pay someone to do that for you

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I just need a better one. Right now we have the cheapy fixed one.

I wanted something like this.



or a waterfall type one.

thoiboi

Kohler > Delta in my book just much more expensive.


Or just go to Costco and just get one of those Waterpik handles and call it a day...

For like 30 bucks as opposed to 100-400 bucks.. it's a no brainer. Do you want to redo all the fixtures or just the shower head?

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Clean my ass? Would it be cheaper then buying a nozzle?

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Just the shower head.... Well I haven't taken a shower in my shower in a while, so I need to look.

But I need to do the fixtures in my bathtub.....

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Oh like dis waterpik

Waterpik Cayman Handheld Shower Head with 14 Spray Settings

thoiboi

thoiboi

sure beats replacing everything... The only reason we did was because we were starting from scratch..

thoiboi

Gotta utilize that budgeting prowess.. you got two car payments now ninja

TacoBello

Depends who you get to do it. Back alley Sally will always give you a good rate. It's also nice that her teeth are missing.

cu2wagon

Hmm. Actually, this is the one we have in the "au pairs" wing of the estate:

http://www.amazon.com/Rinse-Ace-3520...dp/B00477UNOU/

And they used the picture I took of our butler even... Neat!

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Look at that body Cul0

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Hmmm. not too worried about missing teeth as long as she gets me squeaky clean then we are good.

thoiboi

and the sprayer really complements the color of his skin too






gwai-los

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Yea, I was looking online and found the same exact house as mine I think they went a little overboard, but I want to do that same frame less shower door.

thoiboi

I'd be so anal about having a white sprayer with nickel/chrome finishes elsewhere...

Flipster23

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thoiboi

frameless showerdoors are very nice. We have one in the master and one in the other bathroom. I opted for the 'diamond coat' or whatever the hell your supplier calls it to prevent water spots... they also gave us a free 99 cent store squeegee to go with each bathroom

cu2wagon

And it's got 3 settings, just the regular spray for delicate cleaning of ones taint and balls, a pulsed spray for *her* masturbating pleasure, and a super focused jet spray for when one need to blast the shit out of some shitty drawers. You know. Sometimes.

thoiboi

i see you haven't found the 4th setting: prostate massage yet??