The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Part 2)
05-28-2014, 03:09 PM
boots with the furrrrrrr! the whole club lookin at her
05-28-2014, 03:09 PM
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Ugliest dog evar
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justnspace (05-28-2014)
05-28-2014, 03:11 PM
that's what I tell her all the time.
:InSweetPuppyVoice: You're so ugly! yes, you are!
:InSweetPuppyVoice: You're so ugly! yes, you are!
05-28-2014, 03:13 PM
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Cum Blanket 
Don't think I didn't notice pink collar and dog tag..
Don't think I didn't notice pink collar and dog tag..
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justnspace (05-28-2014)
05-28-2014, 03:13 PM
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'errr... SalmOn
05-28-2014, 03:14 PM
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It's salmon. Gosh.
05-28-2014, 03:43 PM
I have a funny cum towel story...
05-28-2014, 03:46 PM
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05-28-2014, 03:48 PM
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05-28-2014, 03:55 PM
Not very long story...
I had one in the closet...it was pretty much stiff as a board from the numerous clean ups it had been privy to.
Well, had to call Comcast out to check why our alarm wasn't ringing through digital voice (wrong modem type, derp). I couldn't be there so the older Jamaican guy went while Betty was home. Of course, as her luck would have it, my cum towel was in front of the alarm panel. Dude must have touched it or looked at it or smelled it and had to call her over "Ummm, ma'am, can you please move this towel out of the way...I don't want to touch it"...she says she's never been that embarrassed. I laughed like a motherfucker at that one.
I had one in the closet...it was pretty much stiff as a board from the numerous clean ups it had been privy to.
Well, had to call Comcast out to check why our alarm wasn't ringing through digital voice (wrong modem type, derp). I couldn't be there so the older Jamaican guy went while Betty was home. Of course, as her luck would have it, my cum towel was in front of the alarm panel. Dude must have touched it or looked at it or smelled it and had to call her over "Ummm, ma'am, can you please move this towel out of the way...I don't want to touch it"...she says she's never been that embarrassed. I laughed like a motherfucker at that one.
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05-28-2014, 03:55 PM
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majofo wil fak joo up
05-28-2014, 03:56 PM
What'd the Jews ever do to you!?!?
05-28-2014, 03:57 PM
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Are you fucking serious J? That's disgusting. I'd kick your ass if I was that dude. Jack it in the shower like a normal non-floridian.
teh fawk dude.
teh fawk dude.
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Undying Dreams (05-28-2014)
05-28-2014, 03:58 PM
Well, this was the dark corner of the master closet, bruh...!!!
Is nothing sacred!!!?!?
Is nothing sacred!!!?!?
05-28-2014, 04:02 PM
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+1 Shower faps
05-28-2014, 04:07 PM
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A fawking towel.. shiet.. and you hung it.. fawk.. get a flesh light at least then wash it out after.
ughghhhhghhghgh...
I'd expect this from Justn, not you J.
ughghhhhghhghgh...
I'd expect this from Justn, not you J.
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05-28-2014, 04:09 PM
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05-28-2014, 04:09 PM
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05-28-2014, 04:09 PM
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I take it back. NOT a cool story, bro.
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Undying Dreams (05-28-2014)
05-28-2014, 04:12 PM
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05-28-2014, 04:20 PM
I'm not sharing any more cool stories if I'm bouta be judged for them!
This was a few years ago, I've since graduated to more benign forms of cleanup that will not ever make contact with the outside world.
This was a few years ago, I've since graduated to more benign forms of cleanup that will not ever make contact with the outside world.
05-28-2014, 04:23 PM
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05-28-2014, 04:24 PM
It just slipped my mind...trust me, I laughed, but I felt badly FOR Betty having to face the guy and move the towel.
05-28-2014, 04:26 PM
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Soo.... Betty knew about your cum towel? Or was she like.. wtf?!
05-28-2014, 04:27 PM
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If I were Betty, I'd slap on some latex gloves and fling that towel at you and scream, "Wash your stupid c** towel, you nitwit!"
05-28-2014, 04:34 PM
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J would blow his load in the fleshlight and pass out with it in his hand. Never to be washed. Just like the towel.
Imagine the smell of that...come on boys, IMAGINE IT.
Imagine the smell of that...come on boys, IMAGINE IT.
05-28-2014, 04:38 PM
Knew about it?!?! She helped me make some of the stiffer areas on it! 
Austin...that might be one of the gayest things you've ever said...and I don't say that lightly.
Yum, I made it, she can fling it and I'd catch it, no problem. It's a lot easier to clean up once it's fermented anyway.
Austin...that might be one of the gayest things you've ever said...and I don't say that lightly.
Yum, I made it, she can fling it and I'd catch it, no problem. It's a lot easier to clean up once it's fermented anyway.
05-28-2014, 04:39 PM
dont worry, J. I wont judge.
it sure was a funny story tho
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rockstar143 (05-28-2014)
05-28-2014, 04:40 PM
and we have relevant conversation with my crabby friend. I love it.
05-28-2014, 04:42 PM
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Well, this is lovely. Thanks for the thought of FERMENTED manjuice.
05-28-2014, 04:42 PM
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Probably yellow and all.
05-28-2014, 04:42 PM
05-28-2014, 04:45 PM
What's an argue?
Yum...Cumcha!
It was yellow, but it was a dark blue towel that has since been retired so it couldn't be seen. Or maybe, the yellow and blue primary colors made the towel purple
Yum...Cumcha!
It was yellow, but it was a dark blue towel that has since been retired so it couldn't be seen. Or maybe, the yellow and blue primary colors made the towel purple
05-28-2014, 04:45 PM
at cumcha
05-28-2014, 04:46 PM
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I should delete this page. 
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05-28-2014, 04:47 PM
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05-28-2014, 04:47 PM
its soo funny, i have to 
at cumcha
at cumcha
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05-28-2014, 04:48 PM
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Hai Cummy 
Lol right before the baby was conceived.
OMG I'M GONNA CUMCHA!!
Lol right before the baby was conceived.
OMG I'M GONNA CUMCHA!!
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Yumcha (05-28-2014)
05-28-2014, 04:49 PM
Sorry, Yum...didn't mean for that to be a crowd favorite.
My story was stupid. Let's forget it and move onto to something more pleasant and appropriate for rapidly approaching dinner time.
Oh and LeHeat dominating and send the Pacers Packing time (
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05-28-2014, 04:56 PM
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