ahahahahahahahaha

 

Although, back in the day (early 2000s), network/system admins...were gods. We had total control of the server rooms and network security...everything.

Logs? Pfft...I monitored those logs.



So, did I have some shenanigans with say, a significant other in my office after-hours or in parts of the building where I knew I could not be caught...?

 

I don't know, did you?!

 

i bring girls to the corner office.
it's like a fishbowl.
:giggidy:

 

 

 

 

Poppin Bandz!

 

Mmm...fish. Sushi.

 

oh, i went to a sushi restuarant on Sunday night and had this weird egg fish egg drink. dont know what it was called.

small raw egg, with bunch of other small fish eggs.
it just tasted like fish. idunno if there was alcohol in it. i dont think so

 

Fish egg...drink?



Hrm...not ringing a bell. What caviar was it? Masago? Tobiko? Ikura?

 

I can only think of tobiko uzura nigiri...but, that's not a drink.

 

Crabs...you had this?

 

Harold....today you have been speaking word for word with my past LOL...


back in NY, along with my school, I used to do 3 jobs...I was a store manager in a retail store in a mall....well I have been biased towards a girl by giving her more hours and giving her my sales for exchange for some good time


aaah back in the good ol' days

 

It's too bad network/system admins can't abuse powers like back then. I still remember fondly to tell the CEO to PFO that his Treo was not working was due to solar flares.

 

Another great one was when I told an annoying employee to open and close his CD tray 237 times (and not more) to unlock their account from the network.


I told him to call me when he was done to confirm. When I got the call about 90 minutes later, I went into the system console and unlocked the account.

 

tobiko

 

This is copied from a british prankster, but I think his execution of the prank in the hood is gold.. Fucking in tears here..

 

Good stuff.

Especially with a quail egg topping it.




I really need to get around to trying beluga caviar. Just want to know what's the big deal about it. Freaking expensive for a small jar though.

 

that is effin hilarious....it would have taken me 48 minutes to unlock his account since I would have been -ing for 47 of those 48 minutes LOL

 

Lmao. What a noob.

 

It was a different time WD.. need to adapt to exploit new n00bishneSS

 

That's nothing...I was actually being merciful. I was TEMPTED to say 1010 times because I was going to feed him some cockamamie binary-number thing.

 

WD, back then, nothing n00bish per se...computer-world was a vast...mysterious place for 95% of the people.

 

a friend of mine worked at a call center back in India (we were like 15 yrs old with computer knowledge and working at a call center )...anyway, he worked for Dell and the calls we used to get were just hysterical....the stories he has told me have made me laugh until I cry...



and dude remember programming the 8085/8086/8088 processor using binary and hex code?

 

Well, there were people who were convinced the CD-tray was an actual cup-holder.




Ever hack around in assembly? Oops did I fark up a few computers by accident.

 

Sounds like hell, Anil.

 

haha yeah, heard the cup holder one....some fools will call because there is no display and come to find out, the display is turned off....or they try to start the laptop without plugging shit in....just sooooo many simple and stupid complains...mostly blondes and old people....

hack around? am brown/asian, we live in that alley

the college has couple of useless boxes like the one below,courtesy me:




dude it was....out until 3AM, talking about how an old lady calls to say the cup holder that came with the computer doesnt work, will make your tummy hurt

some have even tried to insert a CD disk in the floppy disk insert....might seem very obvious now, but back in 2001-2002 it was hysterical....

 

I had some bozo in the office call me to tell me that she THREW AWAY the trackball because she felt it was making her mouse "heavy". WTFBBQ!???

 

Don't piss off the wrong person..

 

To be honest, the fact that I actually took apart computers (and broke them) as a kid and hacked games (to cheat and give myself infinite $$$$ or strength etc.) was probably the only saving aspect for my ability to find work when the IT market went belly-up in the early 2000s.

Cuz, seriously, with my MIS degree from school...at a time when the market was crap...there was NO WORK.

 

Might have big tittays.. and let your play with dem

 

Back then, if they did, they mysteriously stopped having printer access, got booted from the network, or had files go missing...

 

well I was in school back during the 2000 crisis but yes, I build my first computer in 2000....I also made money on the side by building/assembling computers for my neighbors/friends etc....

a friend wanted to install 5 computers at his Dad's work and setup a network, he got quotes for 6 different companies and I told him I would do it for less than half (including my profit) ...we installed and assembled the computer and installed Windows NT Server on 1 machine and Windows 2000 on the others, done in half a day...not a bad way to make money as a 16yr old

part of the reason I went to pursue computer science in school....I was more inclined towards the processors and the hardware side....but when I came to US, I found out that hardware was not as lucrative as software, so I ended up going to the software side since back in India (until bachelors) the hardware and software kinda have the same syllabus.....

 

i'll have to ask my friend what kind of fish eggs they were.
they had ordered it before I got to the restaurant.

Also, I went thrift store shopping on Sunday through the skreets of Htown.
Houston is sort of like New York where the food is awesome here.
well, my friend with the Regal GN needs to expand his horizons.....

instead of eating at some awesome restaurant, we ate at whataburger. FML.

 

love street food....in NY all I had was chicken rice off the stall on the streets....

Effin AWESOME !!! for 5 bucks, you were served with some salad (just lettuce and tomatoes LOL), spicy rice, marinated/grilled chicken on top


look up 6th Ave Halal Chicken guys....the line starts forming at 8PM and stretches almost an avenue...tasty food

 

I'm just going to leave this here.

Extremely talented or unnecessary censorship? You be the judge...

 

and after I just bought something from you....really?


lol