swoosh

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^^^ that does sound like a fair deal....

what if someone bumps YOU....then were does the brake fluid go?

rockstar143

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In Uranus!

Yumcha

Seriously...after gymming, I'm still fuming. What sort of idiot does that? And I suppose, idiot enough to leave it like that so that I can go apeshit over it. Wow.

Majofo

Shit on windshield. His dumbass will probably hit the wipers and spread it all over.

swoosh

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you would like that wont you

Majofo

Seriously though.. Yummy, get a tow hitch.. next time they do that, fuck yo bumper cover and yo radiator dipshit!

rockstar143

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I had an F250 with a trailer hitch receiver park on my front bumper...I noticed he was close but got distracted talking to my mom and left without checking. Saw a nice big square the next day. My battle scar...proud of it!

My Mom told me that my Dad used to keep licorice in his car...he's eat some and hock up the biggest blackest loogie he could on the person's windshield.

Shoot, speaking of ghetto...when I met Betty we were on the phone and she's like...oh hell no, this car parked close and dinged my car...I sat there and listened to her key the entire side of the person's car as I protested and told her she was gonna get herself shot. She's like, fk that...eye for an eye. It was instant They don't make em like that anymore...

Yum...if it's any consolation, I bet you the person is oblivious and didn't even notice or bother or probably even make note that your cars were near each other.

Majofo

I think I'm too vengeful for my own good.. I find joy in it. I let shit go, but sometimes, I just let it stew, simmer, cool, then bam.

Yumcha

Not a horrid idea, dude.


I'll get over it. My boy is coming over later tonight and we'll see if we can seal it or clean off the scuff. The good news is that it's on the black trim. Thank goodness it was not the paint.

rockstar143

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Someone did that at Betty's job too...same deal...the black of the lower bumper, I was able to use back to black and some elbow grease to make it disappear.

Yumcha

Thanks, dude. That's what we intend to do.

rockstar143

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Worst case, pull all the lower plastics, have them sanded smooth and have them custom painted body color.

Majofo

ain't nobody got time fo dat

Undying Dreams

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Bwhahahahah!

Yumcha

Sometimes, Car Talk makes my head hurt.

Yumcha

And they wonder why I slore it up in here with you guys.

Undying Dreams

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Thomas is doing body work already?

Majofo

Betty definitely wears the pants in the relationship..

Yumcha

Well, duh...and given that he's a , he's already doing advanced calculus, can play a piano concerto, and won 4 chess tournaments already.

asianspec

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is he a pokemon master yet?

Franchise1124

Happy Friday all

TLDude876

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^good call Franchise. I went to see the Stephen Marley performance last night. Good stuff

rockstar143

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I'm more a Damien fan...but Stephen is good...I love that Nas collabo.


Betty wears the pants when I tell her too

Ha, Pokemon...how about a pog collection competition.

Undying Dreams

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Hahahaha

Franchise1124

Glad you enjoyed it

That Distant Relatives album

Lol @ pog collection. I might still have mine

Vlad_Type_S

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happy friday slores.

I a 5k yesterday with absolutely no training/preparation whatsoever. I thought I was actually going to die.

Nope. Finished in 33 minutes. Haven't ran any serious distance in 7 years. I picked a hell of a way to start lol.

Here's a good 3-day split: Push (Chest, Tri, Shoulder). Pull (Back, Bi). Legs.

It's very efficient to pop shoulder workouts into chest/tri day because a bunch of compound chest and shoulder lifts use tris. And then finish strong with some isolated tricep lifts to get those torn too.

The only reps you don't grow from are the ones you don't do.

Damn youse a skinny boi!

swoosh

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Majofo

5k in 33.. did you walk?

Majofo

Franchise1124

^ That's a decent time for no training or prep. I did my first 5k ever a few weeks ago and finished in about 35. Course was pretty hilly and I wasn't really prepared for that but I survived.

Meanwhile my sister is running her 8th marathon this Sunday

Majofo

35.. was the hill Mt. Everest?

Franchise1124

Might as well have been

rockstar143

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I ran a 5K in 12 minutes
They had Big Macs at the finish line.

Majofo

I volunteered for our last marathon.. I saw kids in the 6 minute group at the halfway point. I'm talking 8-12 years old.

You can't let an 8 year old whip your ass..

I'm just bustin' your chops fellas. Even with my knee issues I occasionally run, but my hamstring has kept me out of commish.. My wife and her siblings are lifelong runners. It's hard for me to keep up even on a bike.. they're fast.

Majofo

12 minutes.. too slow, I ate them all.

rockstar143

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Trust me, I know. I was devastated, sitting there, alone and licking the dry cheese off the wrappers for like 20 minutes waiting for the next to guy arrive.

Majofo

That wasn't cheese..

rockstar143

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Ewwww
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Majofo

Franchise, 35 min 5k is not very Jamaican of you..

I also saw some lady in the 8 minute group with a double stroller.

Majofo

We know what smegma is J