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Old 05-23-2014, 09:52 AM
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Well, I was posting that for Austin. He kept calling it cheese too...
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^^^ troof....we just dont know why you were licking it off at the 'finish' line
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Really? You don't know why? Have you ever tasted how delicious it is?

...hmmm...triscuit, a little smeg smear and some curry powder. Fuggedaboutit!
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imma pass...more for you...there enjoy
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Fine, but hold the curry.

and while you're at it...my kielbasa!
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:08 AM
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curry powder was your idea, so you can smear some on your kielbasa and dip it in "cheese" and go to town...

we aint judging...well, Austin might be...you gotta impress him
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Franchise, 35 min 5k is not very Jamaican of you..

I also saw some lady in the 8 minute group with a double stroller.


Don't get me wrong now. I can sprint and I'm pretty quick. I just can't pace myself over distance

The top finisher at the 5k I ran knocked it out in about 17 mins
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:18 AM
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My fastest 1 mile was 6:18...and that was in HS...and that was cause I was chasing my very fast basketball playing friend.
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Old 05-23-2014, 10:22 AM
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Shiet.. 6:18.. lies!

You get a pass Franchise.. but if you were Kenyan or Ethiopian, I'd have to revoke your citizenship.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Shiet.. 6:18.. lies!

You get a pass Franchise.. but if you were Kenyan or Ethiopian, I'd have to revoke your citizenship.
dude them Kenyan's be insane...

the only marathon I ran was back in India...I thought imma pace myself and take that strategy....them Kenyan's took off and I was like "hahah imma catch you at the end"....but that was his normal speed
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I don't lie. Except right there when I said I don't ever lie.
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Yup. The bumper is scuffed. Leaving the fucktard a note.
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Hope he is not a douche and pays up for the repairs...
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Is that a replaceable part?
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Yup. The bumper is scuffed. Leaving the fucktard the back end of a fireman's ax in his hood.
Good thinking!
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Originally Posted by Majofo
5k in 33.. did you walk?
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^ That's a decent time for no training or prep. I did my first 5k ever a few weeks ago and finished in about 35. Course was pretty hilly and I wasn't really prepared for that but I survived.
I walked a bit because I'm a pusssaaayyyy. I think I was running at like an 8 minute pace until the 2.5 mile point when I died and had to slow down. Thanks Franchise! This was my first one too.

I've only cut back on my smoking like a month ago so I'm actually very proud of finishing without calling an ambulance.
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My fastest 1 mile was 6:18...and that was in HS...and that was cause I was chasing my very fast basketball playing friend's butthole.
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Yumcha that sucks man. I hate people who don't respect other people's shit. But it's really awesome of your colleague to take a picture of that for you.
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I'm going to leave the idiot a note. End of the day, the scuff annoys me but it's on the black part of my bumper...it's not visible unless I go close enough to stare at it.

Path of least resistance is to let it go. In my note, I put pictures of what I had saw and let the asswipe know that next time, I won't be so nice. I have my contact information in there as well (from work) in case they do want to own up. I kinda doubt it though since they never had the decency to leave a note on my car to apologize in the first place.
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this is all assuming they even noticed...it might be a soccer mom. Always baffled me when these people pull into a spot crookedly, on the phone and kick the door full open without care. they don't get that to some people, a car isn't just a mode of transportation. they always look so baffled when you walk up and put your foot through their door too
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Old 05-23-2014, 12:36 PM
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Vlad, I didn't wanna say it. But he was my very good black skinny friend. that fukr was fast as hell...he ran a 6:14 and this one day...I saw his butthole and was like, I need to try and catch that. oh wait...
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I need to try and catch that. oh wait... I'll never be a pokemon master because I'm not
Hahaha. So much fine ass female booty at the 5k event tho. I found a nice long haired girl in tights with a gorgeous ass and followed her most of the way.



















I found her later and it was a dude.
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One of those South American Soccer dudes...no kidding. Long hair and glorious glutes makes for a very confusing attraction. I'm with you, bruh
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
I'm going to leave the idiot a note. End of the day, the scuff annoys me but it's on the black part of my bumper...it's not visible unless I go close enough to stare at it.

Path of least resistance is to let it go. In my note, I put pictures of what I had saw and let the asswipe know that next time, I won't be so nice. I have my contact information in there as well (from work) in case they do want to own up. I kinda doubt it though since they never had the decency to leave a note on my car to apologize in the first place.
imo, i would let them know, you have their license plate number and will give it to your insurance company to go after them. if they don't want to comply

sorry to hear yummy.
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Shitting on the windshield is way better plan imo..

Or shit in the open air vent, but don't fully block it. They'll be sniffing your shit indefinitely.

Or brake fluid write ass pirate on the roof. Let it sit.. next rain it runs off along with the paint. They'll probably never know. Take a nice pic from the office overlooking the parking lot.

Just some mild suggestions.
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Shitting on the windshield is way better plan imo..

Or shit in the open air vent, but don't fully block it. They'll be sniffing your shit indefinitely.

Or brake fluid write ass pirate on the roof. Let it sit.. next rain it runs off along with the paint. They'll probably never know. Take a nice pic from the office overlooking the parking lot.

Just some mild suggestions.


Sounds like stuff I'd do to my former "best" friend...the @$$-wipe poser (wears fake watches) who decided to get it on with my ex-GF of 6+ years after I told him specifically if he did that, it'd ruin our friendship.
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Fuck that guy H, we should break his legs.

Bros before Hoes
Junk before Trunk
Balls before Dolls
Compadres before I sleep with two Madres
These nuts before skinny sluts
Beef stew before watching The View
Male erection before One Direction
Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Louisey
Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy
Man purses before regular purses
Sports before genital warts
John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin

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Cocks before nice buttocks
Sword fight before wine flight
Bacon before Baby makin'
Game of chess before motorboating bare breasts
Fist bump before pump and dump
Steak and eggs before fake tits and long legs
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Sucks Yumcha, hopefully they do what's right....If not there is always Majofo's plan to poop on their windshield.
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Buckethead - I Like It Raw (ODB Tribute)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ6nxgSAeHw#t=71
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Poop on the windshield is what's right.. and if it ain't right, it fucking feels right. Do what feels right.
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Buckethead - I Like It Raw (ODB Tribute)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ6nxgSAeHw#t=71


ODB
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Poop on the windshield is what's right.. and if it ain't right, it fucking feels right. Do what feels right.
be a man...do the right thing
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Do the right thing before one night fling
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poop on the glass before catching crabs from that ass
shit on the vent before that hoe takes your rent
brake fluid on the roof to spell out da troof!
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Justn learns teh hard way
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shoulda popped a squat like a true

have a good weekend y'all
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@ the suggestions.


No guys...I don't roll that way. Karma will come back. The lady called me back...and apologized. No offer to pay...but, whatever. I guess I'm over it.
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Almost home time.


And I bought a watch to make myself feel better.
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