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Old 02-26-2020, 07:50 PM
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Hern pien (damn this chinglish)
ti kun yum
guk bo

i usually get those if you can even understand what I said
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Old 02-26-2020, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I want straight FOB waitress who runs and writes and serves 150 mph
Never sits down, 12 hour shift shit
bonus points if she gives handies at the rub and tug next door after her 12 hour shift.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Apparently, if ladiboi seated, probably also a bad sign


OMG...
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Old 02-26-2020, 07:56 PM
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Man, all this talk about food makes me hungry again and makes me think if we can do an AZ summit, we all go a 10-courser at a legit Chinese restaurant and show @thoiboi how it's done.

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And him if he asks the waiter for hoisin sauce to add to his flied lice or something.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I want straight FOB waitress who runs and writes and serves 150 mph
Never sits down, 12 hour shift shit

Does this turn into a weird porno?
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Yummy? How good are you at parking? Just wondering...
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Yummy? How good are you at parking? Just wondering...
Well, I will admit my skills have diminished since owning cars with 4-way cameras...

I mean, with them, I park marvelously.
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Old 02-26-2020, 10:29 PM
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Does this turn into a weird porno?
Matt already answered that you degenerate
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Old 02-26-2020, 10:37 PM
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I'm down for a meat up even if it means I'm the butt of all the jokes
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Old 02-26-2020, 10:37 PM
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I ain't no fucking taco
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Old 02-26-2020, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Well, I will admit my skills have diminished since owning cars with 4-way cameras...

I mean, with them, I park marvelously.
That answer was Asian AF, you know...

Originally Posted by Majofo
Matt already answered that you degenerate
©lassic Maj!

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I'm down for a meat up even if it means I'm the butt of all the jokes
Did you say... "Meat up" as in Meat me?

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I ain't no fucking taco
Of course you're not...
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Guess it's that time, huh.
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Old 02-27-2020, 06:34 AM
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Wait, the 9 course at ladi's wedding was the equivalent of texmex? My IG followers must be fucking laughing at me.
I have always had hoisin with mushu pork...that was my mom's favorite when we'd go to the Canton II growing up.
Probably super legit Oriental food. (It's a RUG not a Race!).
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Thoxic Thursday!
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Am I late to the party!?
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Am I late to the party!?

Hell no, Justin.... It's always party time!





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Justin is the party.
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Old 02-27-2020, 07:47 AM
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Old 02-27-2020, 09:52 AM
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morning boys


cut myself shaving this morning


my finger though.. not my cooch
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You shave. Like a girl.
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Old 02-27-2020, 10:00 AM
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you see.. the joke is, being why do i need to shave



but that approach works too

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Originally Posted by thoiboi
you see.. the joke is, being why do i need to shave



but that approach works too
You use hoisin sauce as your shaving cream, huh?
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Old 02-27-2020, 10:56 AM
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is that ass juice after anal?
hoisin?
ew.
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Sounding like some busted ass late night infomercial

"Hoisin Sauce,

It's a shaving cream... It's an artificial tanner... It's a wrong thing to put on Zhaliang..."


"I use it everywhere" -Ladiboi

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Old 02-27-2020, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
is that ass juice after anal?
hoisin?
ew.
You're probably thinking of "truffle butter".
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I'm not swine, sir. I call it Hoisin sauce!
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How many of you ninjas got N95 / P100 masks / respirators? Shiettt
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Pretty much everyone sold out of masks.. or charging $50 for the masks.. wtphoooo
Oh wait, shipping $600

Yoooooooooo... I guess we'll just die.
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Old 02-27-2020, 11:38 AM
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If I kick...
buy one mask for Z...
keep the rest and the cars.
Much love.
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My prepper-ish boss was talking about them yesterday and got me spooked so I went and hit the Amazone... Nada.

I say fuck it. Imma wash my hands a lot. Most fatalities were the elderly so the damn kids gonna be fine. I'm stocking up on bourbon to kill the germs.

Probably wise to pick up an extra gigantor pack of shit tickets at Costco though.
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Old 02-27-2020, 11:57 AM
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I bought some N95 masks because right before it got crazy, i needed some for some drywall work I was doing

Bought mid of Jan with no problems.. Now it's OOS until 4/10


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^I think we found the first price gouger right here
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Shit they lowered the price at Lowe’s from 6.98 to 5.98... I can still get some.

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