Yumcha

...where everyone thinks I drive a Hyunda Optima?

Mizouse

bruh.. really? That’s your source?

Yumcha

Next thing thoiboi is gonna tell us is that he likes ginger beef and chicken balls.

thoiboi

cantonese town

thoiboi

nah mang... orange chicken.. legit chinese

Yumcha

You sure it's not Gwai-Ro-neseTown?

Yumcha

Slapsticking aside, I have never had the dish with hoisin sauce and probably only reserve that for peking duck and Viet salad rolls.

thoiboi

... i mean they probably both practice tax evasion tactics.... sooo can't reallly tell them apart in retrospect

Yumcha

In short, I do not like sweet black sauce.


Wacism????? Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

Mizouse

thoiboi

or pho

Yumcha

Best dimsum on this side of the planet is probably all the way in Vancouver.

Calgary ain't bad either. Otherwise, I have to skip giant lops of land and go all the way to Toronnah...

Yumcha

You c'mere to visit and I take you to Pho-King...and man, is it pho-king good. Esp. with the extra balls.

Yumcha

I get the family treatment since it's the wife's cousins who own the joint.

Yumcha

Then again, the First Lady also makes a mean bowl of pho and so does her Mom...so, we could have all the pho-king good pho you want.

Probably one of the only true reasons to visit.

thoiboi

oh snappp brb booking trip to the igloo

thoiboi

dafuq the wife is vietnamese?

thoiboi

and get some robots

Majofo

Damn ladiboi
Miz and H shit on you
Probably didn't even pay going rate

Yumcha

You not paying attention to the photo thread in the sekrit forum, foo?

Midnight Mystery

You know your limits!

Yeah.... Don't finance.... Never have never will if I can help it!

I work with a guy named Nguyen... His Asian stereotype jokes are funny as shit... Dude drives a white "modified" Altima.

The aftermath of a good Toxic Taco Tuesday!

Majofo

Your banana peel is showing..
Richmond

Teh hell you said Calgary has good dim sum... shiettt
Sound like Taco breh, tryna get his ex to move to Calgary and shit
Wolf tickets

Majofo

I will say the Van City and Richmond cultural landscape has changed over the past 20 years
It's not very of them, but it seems many families are cashing out

Yumcha

To be clear, when I say Vancity, it includes Richmond, sir.

The entire GVA...but, yes...specifically, the best food in NA arguably is in Richmondsi.

Majofo

Shit.. I haven't had good dim sum in years

Majofo

That's not to say I haven't had dim sum in years

Yumcha

You probably still get way better food in your neck of the woods than moi.



It's the one chapter in Taco's book I would not believe if he starts providing advice on how to eat ethnic food.

Majofo

There's this real trendy dim sum spot I've been meaning to go
But it's expensive.. shit. I might go, but I'm going to be upset if it's not legit
Don't be trusting these hipster foodie fucks
I'm sure it's good / decent, just want to hate on it for being pricey
and anti-culture..

Majofo

I want straight FOB waitress who runs and writes and serves 150 mph
Never sits down, 12 hour shift shit

Majofo

Want to see big ass Chinese Chef knife work CHOP CHOP CHOP
Watching to see a finger get in the path, but never!
Shiett..

These new fucks are so leisurely, no stress
Sure food is good, but no entertainment, no culture
I want the smell, sweat, fog, noise
Fuck it

crazyasiantl

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cu2wagon

If they don't have round tables that seat 20 with a 72" lazy suzan in the middle, it's a bad sign.

Majofo

Apparently, if ladiboi seated, probably also a bad sign

cu2wagon

For sure.

Sheeeit. He probably brings in a bottle of his own lactose free malk to drink.

cu2wagon

Pours it in his cha.

Majofo

That's some Kurt shit
Ugh, the thought is demoralizing
Signing off

Majofo

Too far
Not like Tobey's dick in Taco's ass far
But far enough, even for 3GR

thoiboi

wait wtf you posted a pic?!

thoiboi

did i just get fired

thoiboi

da fuq... milk tea at dim sum??? fuckin gwai-los...



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