Yumcha

Well, hoisin is black...and sweet. So, you could assume where it comes from.

Yumcha

K. Almost time to go -ing...

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

talks booty juice then goes to work out.

Mizouse

I stocked up last time there were a bunch of fires in California.

also my work two years ago decided to throw away a huge box of N95 and surgery masks. You can bet your ass I grabbed a shitload to stock up on.



funny enough not even a month after they threw out the box we had that huge fire in Napa. Everyone was wishing they didn’t toss that box.

cu2wagon

I'll just tie up my bandana around my face and nose. If it's good enough to stay safe from bank security cameras, it's good enough to stay safe from some virus.

cu2wagon

I've been fucking with all this paint removal at home this week and have been kicking up a shit tonne of drywall texture dust. I figure packing my lungs full of that will make sure there's no room left for germs.

That's just simple physics.

TMYK.gif

Majofo

Shiett.. India seems to be fine
Probably coronavirus tried to move in but tuberculosis is like nah son


Let's have one of those mom parties where they get a sick kid together with well kids
Except we grab an Indian (dot not feather) and have us a TB and JB (bourbon) party

cu2wagon

I know it's most likely wrong, but I usually chuckle at the shit in the street memes.

But I'll be damned if I'm not going to leverage this coronavirus situation to stay home, quarantined, to prevent spreading <cough cough> whatever <cough> this thing <cough> is that I'm coming down with in a couple weeks.

cu2wagon

Also, someone shit in the hallway.

zeta

iTrader: (1)

I picked up one of these for myself, on Amazon mid Dec2019, after having someone in a Dr's office patient waiting room cough up their lung:


Also purchased one like this, from amazon, for my mother:

https://guatemaladigital.com/Joyfree...Codigo=8003857

cu2wagon

Sheeeiiit. Looking like a cybergoth rave party up in zeta's casa!!

Yumcha

Back from -ing...

zeta

iTrader: (1)

You should see the 'stink eye' one gets, when sitting in a dr's office, and you whip one of these out to protect yourself from the one pneumonic clown, who is inevitably there, puking up half their lung for everyone to breath, lol. Priceless!

Majofo

It begins.. operation gaslight this bitch in effect

stage 1> FJ *coughing*
stage 2> Shit on the floor
stage 3> Paranoia increases
stage 4> wretch and vomit at desk
stage 5> hysteria
stage 6> get fucked up drinking years of craft at da casa watching looney tunes on Boomerang for the next 6 months

cu2wagon

Stage 0 is finishing a pint of tequila in the parking lot 15 minutes in advance.

Majofo

Shit..
I avoid all that shit

Go to the doctor..
So I can waste my time getting sick from sickos.. shiet
Then get prescribed some weak ass shit
And then get billed out of my craft fund

I got better shit from Canada and Mexico
Bet

Pendajo doctor ain't doing shit but paying for their Porsche outside
Fucker

Majofo

*coughing intensifies*

cu2wagon

But hells yeah...

That's basically a business plan and book all in one. Author: Owner of the Store

thoiboi

'

plus with all that asbestos, i bet you're basically immune to all viruses/bacteria.

Majofo

I just got on a *phone call - dialtone not in service message*

Yeah Jill is doing well, she just flew in on a red eye from Shanghai
..
She said the person behind her on the plane was coughing a lot and sweating
But she's doing okay..
..
Yeah she's going to be at the house for the next 4 weeks
Hold on, that's her, we're meeting for lunch with my the staff upstairs
Talk to you later

Midnight Mystery

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

How about walking around the Grand Ole Opry during a Mossy Oak convention FILLED with good ole boys (dot not feather)
with my favorite Asian couple while one of them pretends to cough as we pass people.

Or was the favorite part where I called out his name when we saw another random Asian dude on the sidewalk and pretended
like I was confused and talking to him because y'all look the same.

Gahhh...
@thoiboi know anyone like that?

thoiboi

that sounds racist as fuck... who would do that

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

how do you think i ended up in yumcha's very short "do not hate" list of white guys

Yumcha

Majofo

Fuck you bastards
Don't invite us
Cockbreath

thoiboi

it wasn't our wedding to invite

cu2wagon

So?

Fuckin' lame.

Majofo

..like I need a wedding invite to go somewhere and get fucked up
Taco

kurtatx

Blowies

Majofo

I like Kurt

thoiboi

Majofo

Shit ladiboi
Get some decorum already
I didn't say which Kurt
FFS

Midnight Mystery

He huffed... And he puffed... And he blew your pants off... - kurt 2020

Midnight Mystery

$20.00 later that is....







Good deal... Honest man...







That equils about $1.00 a second... Not bad given how expensive sex is.

cu2wagon

Dafuq would you know?

cu2wagon

Sex isn't expensive.

It's not even paying for the sex... You're paying for them to GTFO after.

Majofo

If MM had his GED, he'd know that

Yumcha

<belches> Just ate.

Midnight Mystery

Sex can be cheap... I meant prostitution.