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Old 02-27-2020, 08:53 PM
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Sex can be cheap... I meant prostitution.
And per the vernacular in here, I did NOT eat dick.


Had salad (NOT TOSSED) and some tofu stirfried with seafood.
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Sex can be cheap... I meant prostitution.
Charge more you cheap whore
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Gym got some new machines and moved everything around. I don't like it. I like the way it was. I don't like the new machines and I don't like where they've rearranged the old ones. I'm going to talk to a manager.

/Grumpy Old Man.
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The past 2 nights on the other side of town there have been some attempted robberies at the ATM machines at night.

I wish a motherfucka would try to rob me at the machine. I aim for the head... these fools haven’t ran up on the wrong person yet... end yo life.
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
And per the vernacular in here, I did NOT eat dick.


Had salad (NOT TOSSED) and some tofu stirfried with seafood.
Stay Golden!

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Charge more you cheap whore
I'll jack one for free.

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Ya nasty...

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Gym got some new machines and moved everything around. I don't like it. I like the way it was. I don't like the new machines and I don't like where they've rearranged the old ones. I'm going to talk to a manager.

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Don't forget your Ben Gay for after...

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The past 2 nights on the other side of town there have been some attempted robberies at the ATM machines at night.

I wish a motherfucka would try to rob me at the machine. I aim for the head... these fools haven’t ran up on the wrong person yet... end yo life.
Not that I'm posting a racially charged comment... But you sound like an old white guy...


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Back from ing.

Gym got some new machines and moved everything around. I don't like it. I like the way it was. I don't like the new machines and I don't like where they've rearranged the old ones. I'm going to talk to a manager.

/Grumpy Old Man.
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Back from ing.

Gym got some new machines and moved everything around. I don't like it. I like the way it was. I don't like the new machines and I don't like where they've rearranged the old ones. I'm going to talk to a manager.

/Grumpy Old Man.
that’s the spirit.
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Old 02-28-2020, 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
The past 2 nights on the other side of town there have been some attempted robberies at the ATM machines at night.

I wish a motherfucka would try to rob me at the machine. I aim for the head... these fools haven’t ran up on the wrong person yet... end yo life.
Fool, you ain't packin' heat

And if you aiming for the head, you dead
Center mass, all the time

You shoot from the draw and you don't stop til they're neutralized
I fire from the draw, once I get both hands on the gun
Push out into center mass

Check surroundings
Reassess threat, secure perimeter
Then call the popo

Shiett..
You black so you better chill before they get there

throw the gun far
then lie on the ground spread out
hands in the air at all times
Fuck

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Old 02-28-2020, 01:52 AM
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OMG almost done moving... Been at it str8 since Tuesday afternoon...
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You black so you better chill before they get there
Wow. Racist. You're saying he's probably there for the same reason as the
robbers?

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Y'all ever find someone's bank receipt at the ATM and feel badly for someone and then think, man, I'm doing alright.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Fool, you ain't packin' heat

And if you aiming for the head, you dead
Center mass, all the time

You shoot from the draw and you don't stop til they're neutralized
I fire from the draw, once I get both hands on the gun
Push out into center mass

Check surroundings
Reassess threat, secure perimeter
Then call the popo

Shiett..
You black so you better chill before they get there

throw the gun far
then lie on the ground spread out
hands in the air at all times
Fuck
bruh. I’m not being serious. I’m not going for any heads. Couple years when I went to the range the first time, my dad was laughing at all my head shots on the target and it’s been a joke between him and I. I aim for the head...

Although, I Am in process of getting my ccw since my pops was C/O and he wanted me to get it. A siq TL is a range master, he’s the one who qualifies my dad every year. Hoping he can show me a couple things.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Y'all ever find someone's bank receipt at the ATM and feel badly for someone and then think, man, I'm doing alright.
No, you piece of shit
Go humblebrag in one of your 12 build threads
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I just meant like $20 withdrawn and balance of $5 in account.
Probably just a weed money savings account though.
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Old 02-28-2020, 07:42 AM
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bruh. I’m not being serious. I’m not going for any heads. Couple years when I went to the range the first time, my dad was laughing at all my head shots on the target and it’s been a joke between him and I. I aim for the head...

Although, I Am in process of getting my ccw since my pops was C/O and he wanted me to get it. A siq TL is a range master, he’s the one who qualifies my dad every year. Hoping he can show me a couple things.
A few years ago.. wtf.. you need to get on that mang.

As a black man..
You should have at least a choppa, a burner, a stick, a nine, a fofive, a tool, a mac, a llama, a mop, a banga, a semi, a shotty, that blicky, da draco, a twotwothree.. shiett

Good luck getting your CCW
You need connections, cali sucks balls in regards to gun rights
Even whiteys can't get that shit, unless rich and connected
Move to souf, you get a gun when you cross the border
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I just meant like $20 withdrawn and balance of $5 in account.
Probably just a weed money savings account though.
MM?
Not enough to make a withdraw
But enough to make a Taco Bell run
Still not a bitchass
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Cali is pure shit with guns. It’s a process. A long fucking process.
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Old 02-28-2020, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Cali is pure shit
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Morning, slores.

Day off...taking Little Cha around town for errands and appointments.
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Y'all ever find someone's bank receipt at the ATM and feel badly for someone and then think, man, I'm doing alright.
fucking humblebragging flordaman, that was my ATM receipt you saw you POS
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Cali is pure shit with guns. It’s a process. A long fucking process.
why haven't you left yet?
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Sheeit. I posed one ATM receipt I found one time that was like that. Maj will probably re-find it before I can though, but that person was living rough.

Even rougher than MM's ass eating self.
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N/M. Found it. Now I remember, it was 4/20 day.

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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I just meant like $20 withdrawn and balance of $5 in account.
Probably just a weed money savings account though.
Wait a gawtdamn minute. That's exactly the situation I posted.

Are you fucking with me? Or is the universe simulation glitching again?
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floriduh man isn't that smart, don't give him that much credit
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Rest assured, the FDIC insures your money up to 250k
That 4.95 isn't going anywhere

Apparently J should be worried tho
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My B of A looks like that. I only use that account for PayPal transactions though.
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why haven't you left yet?
some shit about support and a Village and how family helps with kids.


some bullshit my wife talks about everytime I mention moving to Arizona.
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You should just go.

Let her stay in the village with the kids. They'll be village people.
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You should just go.

Let her stay in the village with the kids. They'll be village people.

And tell them it's fun to stay at the YMCA.
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He never is.

Thankfully.
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