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Old 10-20-2019, 01:32 AM
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Cure for ear ringing, funny feelings, itchy skin, etc
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The pressure in the head feels gone now. Just ate.


My symtoms almost sound like West Nile, but I never had the rash or super high fever, nor have I been bitten by a mosquito anytime recently.


I do think I might have gotten bitten of the levee on Lake Pontchartrain about 5 weeks, or so, ago.

Just hope I'm ok.

Not totally trapped in my head right now so I feel a little better. Anxeity does nothing but make you sick.
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that's a banger.
like if stitches went to collage.
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
The pressure in the head feels gone now. Just ate.


My symtoms almost sound like West Nile, but I never had the rash or super high fever, nor have I been bitten by a mosquito anytime recently.


I do think I might have gotten bitten of the levee on Lake Pontchartrain about 5 weeks, or so, ago.

Just hope I'm ok.

Not totally trapped in my head right now so I feel a little better. Anxeity does nothing but make you sick.
We're all being really nice here, but you need to see someone. That's it. There's really nothing else we can do here.

And I'm not fucking joking. Get your ass in bed. Quit bitching about not feeling welt 2 AM. You're not feeling well because you're not fucking sleeping.
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Old 10-20-2019, 07:26 PM
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We're all being really nice here, but you need to see someone. That's it. There's really nothing else we can do here.

And I'm not fucking joking. Get your ass in bed. Quit bitching about not feeling welt 2 AM. You're not feeling well because you're not fucking sleeping.

I've slept twice as much as I usually do the past few days. I'm just really scared.

Sorry.

I just need to vent, I guess.
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Is he dead yet ?
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Is he dead yet ?
Damn ladiboi
Kurt gave you them cheeks
Show some decorum
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I am scared. Not having insurance doesn't help. I Google my symtoms and keep getting rare or advanced cancers. For some reason, I feel this was fate. For another, I feel it's a blessing or that a miracle will happen. I've decided that if I'm ok, or whatever I have clears up, I will dedicate my life to God and all things that are great. I will produce and inject nothing but love into this world. I will forget, forgive and move on. I will live a great life.

I'll move back to my hometown and fix my bad diet, fix my teeth and grow up.
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Can this just be a bad dream? Can I wake up and be great tomorrow? So that I can be great to everyone else.
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Quit being an idiot.

It's literally a played out trope about googling symptoms. Every comedian, since the invention of WebMD, has had a routine about it. Whatever you come up with isn't it. It's not really funny and if you're seriously getting worked up about it, you need to ask someone to slap the shit out of you for being such a putz.

Although, joining a monastery or something probably isn't the wurst idea. They'll get you a haircut, a decent meal, a place to stay, and you can probably start dipping your wick in some sweet alterboi tail.

You're going to feel like such a cunt when you take a vow of celibacy ('cept for altertail) and poverty and then find out that all your problems are due to vitamin C and D deficiency and could have been fixed with two Flintstones chewables a day.
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He can get vitamin D from those hobos by his jobsite
Probably even score a half drunk can of natty lite
Halp wash the vitamin proteins down
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Start a thread MM
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MM bout to C this D
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Quit being an idiot.

It's literally a played out trope about googling symptoms. Every comedian, since the invention of WebMD, has had a routine about it. Whatever you come up with isn't it. It's not really funny and if you're seriously getting worked up about it, you need to ask someone to slap the shit out of you for being such a putz.

Although, joining a monastery or something probably isn't the wurst idea. They'll get you a haircut, a decent meal, a place to stay, and you can probably start dipping your wick in some sweet alterboi tail.

You're going to feel like such a cunt when you take a vow of celibacy ('cept for altertail) and poverty and then find out that all your problems are due to vitamin C and D deficiency and could have been fixed with two Flintstones chewables a day.
I'm just trying to prepare myself for what I'm about to go through.

I don't plan to join a cult or anything, just be a better person. Use this as a wakeup call.

I've been pretty awful these past few years and would hate to die in vein over it.

I'm hoping it's nothing major because the symtoms came on overnight pretty much.

I'm hoping it's just a stupid infection or just sone stupid little old thing.

It's unlikely I have anything too serious because how could it spread from no symptoms to what I have overnight if it was something like a tumor.

Infections are fast, tumors are slow, what I have is fast.

I can see a doctor through a local family care plan that is prorated on income. I make barely over nothing so I should not have to pay much for healthcare.

I used to have free medical when I was a kid.

I could see any doctor at anytime for anything.

I'm just afraid that I'll have to enroll in something and whatever I have will not take to the likes of me being on waiting list.

It's the little things.

But can I go from feeling fine to having stage 4 cancer overnight, not likely.

I just want cancer ruled out before I'm given more steroids and told to rest up because it didn't work last time.

I'm 22, about to start really working at my future. This is the last time I want a serious medical issue.

But I do feel my neck swollen, my ears are ringing, my neck almost feels numb, lots of pressure in my ears and some in my head. It comes and goes.

I think my lower, left abdomen is slightly enlarged.

Once again, happened overnight almost two weeks ago.

The ears ringing just happened the other day but the rest has been like that for awhile now.

Trying to stay calm, like I'll be alive tomorrow mentality.

It's helping me push forward, but I need to see a doctor. I need to get the ball rolling on atleat diagnosing my symptoms so that my mind can't consume me.

I need to say this somewhere, my thoughts race 24/7. I'm posting to justify my thinking and get it out. I just want to be ok and I feel I can't say that enough.


But I do feel a little silly.
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Another week... Here we go.
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We tried comforting and this is what it turned into . Someone needs to stop coddling you, MM.
We'll start with us. Either get checked out by a professional or STFU.

If it hurts, kill it with alcohol. If that doesn't work try heroin. If that doesn't work see a professional.
If that doesn't work there was nothing you could do about it anyway and accept things as they are.
Praying isn't going to save you unless you just wanted to get more comfortable on your knees.
Positive vibes, man...I hope you do feel better.
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Old 10-21-2019, 07:33 AM
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Calm down J
Shit
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MM so dumb
He can't afford to go to a doctor
Yet wants stage 4 cancer diagnosis

Bitch you can't afford to get diagnosed
What makes you think you can afford treatment
For anything?

Save your money
For the funeral
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I don't know man...I just feel like at the end of all this we're gonna get hit up with a gofuckndme account and request for money.
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I had some basal cell on my back...
went to Dr and she burned it out.
It is now this weird keloid spot that itches.
Should have rubbed windex on it.
Fuck me.
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dis ninja already poor. would have already asked for a hot one.


Dont die MM
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Old 10-21-2019, 07:59 AM
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I had some basal cell on my back...
went to Dr and she burned it out.
It is now this weird keloid spot that itches.
Should have rubbed windex on it.
Fuck me.
Yet yo white ass continues to rip the tops off your rides
Don't die
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Justin is a fresh of breath air, I swear.
So caring.
it's cause his lady is in the medical field.
I guess if you count the dispensary, Justin is too.
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Sometimes you need someone to tell you to don't die to overcome and be like.. aight.. I won't.
But then it's also like reverse psychology, like don't tell me what to do.
Somebody told me not to die one time.
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bro...I work in the field...
a little outdoors ain't gonna get me.
I put 50 to 70 spf on anyway...that high thc shit
you've never heard of. Hawaiian Tropic!
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Old 10-21-2019, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Quit being an idiot.

Although, joining the YMCA or something probably isn't the wurst idea. They'll get you clean, you'll have a good meal, you can do whatever you feel.

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bro...I work in the field...
a little outdoors ain't gonna get me.
I put 50 to 70 spf on anyway...that high thc shit
you've never heard of. Hawaiian Tropic!
ya noob


You live in Floridia. Hawaiian Tropic sunscreen only works on the Hawaii-version of the sun...

No wunder you has the skin cancer

Dibs on the S
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Good morning to those not dying of cancer
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Fun fact
Cancerous cells grow in our body daily
But our immune system fucks them up and kills them
Except for MM
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...I put 50 to 70 spf on anyway...
It's for your exposed skin, not your johnson
Oh
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MM
Get paper, pussy
So you can buy ass pussy
Don't want you dying with your cherry intact

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MM is Finkle
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MM is Finkle
Translation services requested
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no idea what floridiaman is referring to
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No clue here either.
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We tried comforting and this is what it turned into . Someone needs to stop coddling you, MM.
We'll start with us. Either get checked out by a professional or STFU.

If it hurts, kill it with alcohol. If that doesn't work try heroin. If that doesn't work see a professional.
If that doesn't work there was nothing you could do about it anyway and accept things as they are.
Praying isn't going to save you unless you just wanted to get more comfortable on your knees.
Positive vibes, man...I hope you do feel better.
We're trying to help him, not ruin his life
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no idea what floridiaman is referring to
wait are you serious?
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