The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
10-15-2019, 03:58 PM
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That dude doesn't suck tits
He sucks dick
He sucks dick
10-15-2019, 04:10 PM
I'm assuming she sucks his dick and then breast feeds.
I guess.
Not sure.
Less protein is probably safer.
I guess.
Not sure.
Less protein is probably safer.
10-15-2019, 04:12 PM
Only because Toxic Tuesday...
but Lord this humour is fucking dark, even for me.
First few minutes are these mofos clowning on this.
but Lord this humour is fucking dark, even for me.
First few minutes are these mofos clowning on this.
10-15-2019, 04:21 PM
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Fuck RS143
Posting that bullshit
Posting that bullshit
10-15-2019, 04:42 PM
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10-15-2019, 06:13 PM
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Got my resaults and my thyroid is pretty much within range.
After doing some research, I think I might have something similar to Hodgkin's Lymphoma.
After doing some research, I think I might have something similar to Hodgkin's Lymphoma.
10-15-2019, 06:14 PM
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Now I'm absafukingltly scared to death.
10-15-2019, 06:20 PM
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What a vagina
10-15-2019, 06:21 PM
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10-15-2019, 06:34 PM
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WebMD knows all
10-15-2019, 09:10 PM
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10-15-2019, 09:11 PM
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But, since it's Tuesday, it's trichomoniasis...
So, Trichomoniasis Tuesday.
So, Trichomoniasis Tuesday.
10-15-2019, 10:17 PM
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Drink more water and less piss.
Go to sleep instead of creeping around Burger Kangs, shemping off on 7G Accords.
Do this for two weeks and I bet you'll feel better.
Then you can go back to gobbling drippy schlongs and dick-piping econobox cars, knowing what the symptoms of over exerting yourself look like.
Go to sleep instead of creeping around Burger Kangs, shemping off on 7G Accords.
Do this for two weeks and I bet you'll feel better.
Then you can go back to gobbling drippy schlongs and dick-piping econobox cars, knowing what the symptoms of over exerting yourself look like.
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10-15-2019, 10:50 PM
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Ass Cancer
10-15-2019, 11:03 PM
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True! True! True!Drink more water and less piss.
Go to sleep instead of creeping around Burger Kangs, shemping off on 7G Accords.
Do this for two weeks and I bet you'll feel better.
Then you can go back to gobbling drippy schlongs and dick-piping econobox cars, knowing what the symptoms of over exerting yourself look like.
Go to sleep instead of creeping around Burger Kangs, shemping off on 7G Accords.
Do this for two weeks and I bet you'll feel better.
Then you can go back to gobbling drippy schlongs and dick-piping econobox cars, knowing what the symptoms of over exerting yourself look like.
10-15-2019, 11:04 PM
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Cancer all the way up the ass.
10-15-2019, 11:19 PM
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To the mouth and back
10-15-2019, 11:25 PM
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I hope I'm just being a hypochondriac.
I really hope nothing crazy is wrong. Maybe it's just a wake up call.
You guys know I'm only 22 and I'm trying to get my life together. I don't want any trouble with that, I just don't feel right. Not like I ever feel good but I don't feel right.
I pray it's just a virus or something that's just running a weird course.
I hope, I pray.... I don't want to get partially or fully robbed of my future. The thought of that gives me tons of anxiety to the point where I think I'll end up in the hospital needing Xanax.
I really hope nothing crazy is wrong. Maybe it's just a wake up call.
You guys know I'm only 22 and I'm trying to get my life together. I don't want any trouble with that, I just don't feel right. Not like I ever feel good but I don't feel right.
I pray it's just a virus or something that's just running a weird course.
I hope, I pray.... I don't want to get partially or fully robbed of my future. The thought of that gives me tons of anxiety to the point where I think I'll end up in the hospital needing Xanax.
10-15-2019, 11:45 PM
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Get your Gardasil.
You're clearly under a lot of stress and it's affecting your self confidence and you physical and emotional health.
More than likely, you're going to be just fine, but take it from us older folks; getting anxious doesn't help anything (what's it going to fix?) and in the long run it could lead to actual health problems.
For now, you're doing all the right things and getting yourself checked out. I definitely would recommending examining your lifestyle.
I hope I'm just being a hypochondriac.
I really hope nothing crazy is wrong. Maybe it's just a wake up call.
You guys know I'm only 22 and I'm trying to get my life together. I don't want any trouble with that, I just don't feel right. Not like I ever feel good but I don't feel right.
I pray it's just a virus or something that's just running a weird course.
I hope, I pray.... I don't want to get partially or fully robbed of my future. The thought of that gives me tons of anxiety to the point where I think I'll end up in the hospital needing Xanax.
I really hope nothing crazy is wrong. Maybe it's just a wake up call.
You guys know I'm only 22 and I'm trying to get my life together. I don't want any trouble with that, I just don't feel right. Not like I ever feel good but I don't feel right.
I pray it's just a virus or something that's just running a weird course.
I hope, I pray.... I don't want to get partially or fully robbed of my future. The thought of that gives me tons of anxiety to the point where I think I'll end up in the hospital needing Xanax.
More than likely, you're going to be just fine, but take it from us older folks; getting anxious doesn't help anything (what's it going to fix?) and in the long run it could lead to actual health problems.
For now, you're doing all the right things and getting yourself checked out. I definitely would recommending examining your lifestyle.
- Make sure you're eating right
- exercise even if it's just walking
- I think, for sure, the thing I notice about you is you don't get enough sleep. I swear you're always posting at 3AM when no one is on here. You want to feel better? try to get some sleep.
- Avoid ladiboi
- Be nice to @Majofo
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10-15-2019, 11:51 PM
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I hope I'm just being a hypochondriac.
I really hope nothing crazy is wrong. Maybe it's just a wake up call.
You guys know I'm only 22 and I'm trying to get my life together. I don't want any trouble with that, I just don't feel right. Not like I ever feel good but I don't feel right.
I pray it's just a virus or something that's just running a weird course.
I hope, I pray.... I don't want to get partially or fully robbed of my future. The thought of that gives me tons of anxiety to the point where I think I'll end up in the hospital needing Xanax.
I really hope nothing crazy is wrong. Maybe it's just a wake up call.
You guys know I'm only 22 and I'm trying to get my life together. I don't want any trouble with that, I just don't feel right. Not like I ever feel good but I don't feel right.
I pray it's just a virus or something that's just running a weird course.
I hope, I pray.... I don't want to get partially or fully robbed of my future. The thought of that gives me tons of anxiety to the point where I think I'll end up in the hospital needing Xanax.
10-15-2019, 11:53 PM
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Sheiiit... Xanax and a hospital is basically my retirement aspiration.
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10-16-2019, 12:00 AM
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+1 on #4. That fucker is a cancer
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10-16-2019, 12:06 AM
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Next time you're at the Doctor's/ER/Urgent Care/Piggly Wiggly Grope N Gag, lift a couple latex gloves from the doctor or "medical" person.
Take the gloves back to your motel and swipe a few mini lotions from the housekeeping cart.
Grab one of the bath towels from the bathroom.
Take the towel and fold it in thirds lengthwise.
Squirt a bottle of lotion into a glove and put the glove at one end of the towel with the open part at the long edge of the towel.
Loosely roll the towel up so that the glove is in the middle.
Now take that thing and fuck it.
Makeshift prison pussy.
Now drink some water and get some sleep.
You'll feel better.
Take the gloves back to your motel and swipe a few mini lotions from the housekeeping cart.
Grab one of the bath towels from the bathroom.
Take the towel and fold it in thirds lengthwise.
Squirt a bottle of lotion into a glove and put the glove at one end of the towel with the open part at the long edge of the towel.
Loosely roll the towel up so that the glove is in the middle.
Now take that thing and fuck it.
Makeshift prison pussy.
Now drink some water and get some sleep.
You'll feel better.
10-16-2019, 12:55 AM
Null and proud of it
Get your Gardasil.
You're clearly under a lot of stress and it's affecting your self confidence and you physical and emotional health.
More than likely, you're going to be just fine, but take it from us older folks; getting anxious doesn't help anything (what's it going to fix?) and in the long run it could lead to actual health problems.
For now, you're doing all the right things and getting yourself checked out. I definitely would recommending examining your lifestyle.
You're clearly under a lot of stress and it's affecting your self confidence and you physical and emotional health.
More than likely, you're going to be just fine, but take it from us older folks; getting anxious doesn't help anything (what's it going to fix?) and in the long run it could lead to actual health problems.
For now, you're doing all the right things and getting yourself checked out. I definitely would recommending examining your lifestyle.
- Make sure you're eating right
- exercise even if it's just walking
- I think, for sure, the thing I notice about you is you don't get enough sleep. I swear you're always posting at 3AM when no one is on here. You want to feel better? try to get some sleep.
- Avoid ladiboi
- Be nice to @Majofo
I hope to God I'm ok. I will monitor it and have at least a basic physical and bloodwork done just to make sure.
My grandmother's younger brother recently went in and found out he has lung cancer that has spread and is in stage 4.
Just worries me when I Google my symtoms and keep getting cancerous things.
Luckily I don't drink or anything. Already had vegetable soup and a chicken sandwich. Drinking some milk right now.
I'm scared because I only felt sick about two weeks ago for maybe a day or so. Since then, I've been ok in terms of not having cold or sick like symtoms. It's been more like random swelling, fatigue, sore throat, tightness, ears popping.... Like weird stuff. Like not normal stuff.
I just don't want to go get checked out, be told I'm fine, then in a month get sick again and go to the doctor and have test done and discover I'm stage 4 whatever and be given hospice papers...
I made myself sad reading what I just posted....
10-16-2019, 12:56 AM
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Next time you're at the Doctor's/ER/Urgent Care/Piggly Wiggly Grope N Gag, lift a couple latex gloves from the doctor or "medical" person.
Take the gloves back to your motel and swipe a few mini lotions from the housekeeping cart.
Grab one of the bath towels from the bathroom.
Take the towel and fold it in thirds lengthwise.
Squirt a bottle of lotion into a glove and put the glove at one end of the towel with the open part at the long edge of the towel.
Loosely roll the towel up so that the glove is in the middle.
Now take that thing and fuck it.
Makeshift prison pussy.
Now drink some water and get some sleep.
You'll feel better.
Take the gloves back to your motel and swipe a few mini lotions from the housekeeping cart.
Grab one of the bath towels from the bathroom.
Take the towel and fold it in thirds lengthwise.
Squirt a bottle of lotion into a glove and put the glove at one end of the towel with the open part at the long edge of the towel.
Loosely roll the towel up so that the glove is in the middle.
Now take that thing and fuck it.
Makeshift prison pussy.
Now drink some water and get some sleep.
You'll feel better.
10-16-2019, 06:42 AM
I found it appalling @Majofo
I think only someone without kids would laugh at that.
Or school shooters.
@Midnight Mystery Curious but did you not get a lot of attention
from your parents as a kid or teen? I have found people that always think
there is something wrong with them are really just looking for constant
reinforcement that someone cares and they are loved.
I'm not even being funny with that one.
I think only someone without kids would laugh at that.
Or school shooters.
@Midnight Mystery Curious but did you not get a lot of attention
from your parents as a kid or teen? I have found people that always think
there is something wrong with them are really just looking for constant
reinforcement that someone cares and they are loved.
I'm not even being funny with that one.
10-16-2019, 07:34 AM
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10-16-2019, 07:39 AM
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10-16-2019, 07:42 AM
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Prison pussy is teh luxe
MM seems more like a jungle pussy type though
Go get a grapefruit, remove the core, then fuck it
I bet J's dick is in a rolled towel as we converse
MM seems more like a jungle pussy type though
Go get a grapefruit, remove the core, then fuck it
I bet J's dick is in a rolled towel as we converse
10-16-2019, 07:47 AM
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10-16-2019, 08:24 AM
at least he was decent enough not to toss it out the window!
10-16-2019, 09:34 AM
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That is a bold assumption.
10-16-2019, 09:35 AM
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You're not supposed to eat the fruit after J
10-16-2019, 09:35 AM
I hope I'm just being a hypochondriac.
I really hope nothing crazy is wrong. Maybe it's just a wake up call.
You guys know I'm only 22 and I'm trying to get my life together. I don't want any trouble with that, I just don't feel right. Not like I ever feel good but I don't feel right.
I pray it's just a virus or something that's just running a weird course.
I hope, I pray.... I don't want to get partially or fully robbed of my future. The thought of that gives me tons of anxiety to the point where I think I'll end up in the hospital needing Xanax.
I really hope nothing crazy is wrong. Maybe it's just a wake up call.
You guys know I'm only 22 and I'm trying to get my life together. I don't want any trouble with that, I just don't feel right. Not like I ever feel good but I don't feel right.
I pray it's just a virus or something that's just running a weird course.
I hope, I pray.... I don't want to get partially or fully robbed of my future. The thought of that gives me tons of anxiety to the point where I think I'll end up in the hospital needing Xanax.
You need dick bruh....
go find someone who can cure that fixin..
10-16-2019, 09:36 AM
Oh yea. If you gon’ die... live like it’s your last day.
10-16-2019, 09:38 AM
Eat pussy too. Think of it as an antibiotic.
im never sick anymore
im never sick anymore
10-16-2019, 09:39 AM
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10-16-2019, 09:39 AM
Anyway, hello guise
10-16-2019, 09:40 AM
FJ out here makin sense!
10-16-2019, 09:54 AM
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Horrreee shiettt..
I didn't know Oktoberfest was fuccin lit
I saw a video of hot beer maidens taking lines of coke
Fuccin rowdy ass shit
Some dude even took a line off his brosef's dicc
Didn't suck it tho.. shit, that's good coke, don't waste -Kurt
Yo.. we goin'
Everyone get in line.. y'all doing lines off my johnson
Youmay will die, make sure you clean up first
I didn't know Oktoberfest was fuccin lit
I saw a video of hot beer maidens taking lines of coke
Fuccin rowdy ass shit
Some dude even took a line off his brosef's dicc
Didn't suck it tho.. shit, that's good coke, don't waste -Kurt
Yo.. we goin'
Everyone get in line.. y'all doing lines off my johnson
You