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Old 10-03-2019, 05:25 PM
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You're still in good spirit despite the annoyance, Yum.
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that's why you gotta sucky suck your way up the ladder Yummy.. it works 69% of the time, all the time.


People in 'power' are typically not there because their intelligence was valued, it was their ability to figuratively (or perhaps literally) suck dick.
Don't forget us when you become CEO / President of a Fortune 20
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Don't forget us when you become CEO / President of a Fortune 20
Yummy for CEO!!!
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ladiboi turned spit into twenty dollars

He laid his body down for our sins

He kneeled before us and blessed us
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I wasted 2+ weeks going down the wrong side of Wonderland because of her f*cking
Bro, make her nut quick...catch a bite to eat and a raise. Get promoted to don't know shit level.
I should write a book.
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I don't know what it is with companies that repeatedly put these yappers who have ZERO IT backgrounds in positions of influence who just think flapping their f*cking mouths will get the job done without any structure, linear plan, or understanding of the processes involved. I wasted 2+ weeks going down the wrong side of Wonderland because of her f*cking lack of understanding of the procurement process and now, the vendor rep probably thinks we are all complete incompetent rejects.
I'm going through the same thing in the corporate finance world

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Bro, make her nut quick...catch a bite to eat and a raise. Get promoted to don't know shit level.
I should write a book.
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Did someone say "nut quick"?

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If anyone is nutting quick, it's going to be me, fuck a bitch
Poor Tobey
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Bro, make her nut quick...catch a bite to eat and a raise. Get promoted to don't know shit level.
I should write a book.
That's all it takes? Sh*t...I really should just go around without pants on then.
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so why come the gwai ros understand that so easily if they are dumb?
if I added numbers and fractions to that equation you would probably have figured it out!
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ACL today. Gonna be a hot one
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are they gonna clean up your meniscus while they're in there?
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are they gonna clean up your meniscus while they're in there?
No, just his ass
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ACL today. Gonna be a hot one
Stay hydrated Kurt

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Kurt's station needs to be cleaned
Some residue there
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Back from -ing...worked on boobs again today.
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i did boobs on monday
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i did boobs on monday
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Enjoy Guns N' Roses whore
Also enjoy Tongue 'N Ass
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Both of you fuckers are flat as a board
The only boobs you should be doing is sucking on them
Or have tits wrapped around your dick
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why can't i work on boobs and suck at the same time?
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
why can't i work on boobs and suck at the same time?
You can!

So, what you do is this. Lie down. Have both your arms up and boob-grab whatever you need. And then, have the other participant provide you the item you need to suck.
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If you need a user story or use case model for that, I'll get one of my BAs to f*cking create one for you!
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Yeah, please create one in JIRA and assign it to me.


k thnx
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
why can't i work on boobs and suck at the same time?
Oh you mean like a dick bike..
Where you work your legs and take it up the ass teh same time.

Like pedals for your arms..
But a dick goes in your mouth as well.
Nice.

Shit, total body work out. +ass +mouth
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i'm all for multitasking
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