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No, but it's disingenous (https://lmgtfy.com/?q=disingenuous) for you to just jump into bagging on someone like Kurt just because we've been doing it. You're a new kid on the block but you're pretending to shoot the shit by making the same jokes that we've been making for however fricking long we've been here. You weren't even here yet so what makes you think that by you regurgitating said jokes, that it would be received the same way?
i'm all for MM growing and learning how to assimilate to the real world, but fuck dude, learn to read some context clues as to where your jokes are not appreciated or welcomed.
LMAO...
He's like the little brother that hides behind his big brother and is calling the guy out "he's a Bitch, right Tobey!?!?" ***puppy dog eyes*** are you proud of me Tobey?
what's rapport...?!?!
but then uses innocuous I smell a wet cinderblock rat!
I will not be treated as such, he says.
Fucking cannot make this shit up. Got me laughing my ass off...
Y'all ever watch Legion of Skank? Fucking love Artie Lange...that motherfucker can party and got some stories to prove it.
No, but it's disingenous (https://lmgtfy.com/?q=disingenuous) for you to just jump into bagging on someone like Kurt just because we've been doing it. You're a new kid on the block but you're pretending to shoot the shit by making the same jokes that we've been making for however fricking long we've been here. You weren't even here yet so what makes you think that by you regurgitating said jokes, that it would be received the same way?
Man, I appreciate the support, but I don't really care, either.
He's just jealous because I have a (two) job (jerbs)
Whoa whoa.. let's not misconstrue that as support.. I still judge the fuck out of you FFS Kurt.. you and your Audi-driving, Sonos-listening, Gluten-free-eating, wife-making-more-money-than-you ass
i'm all for MM growing and learning how to assimilate to the real world, but fuck dude, learn to read some context clues as to where your jokes are not appreciated or welcomed.
That's my weakest link. In person, I usually don't talk, I'm quiet and just listen. I think the shit in my head and rarely share it with anyone because of context and how I have no concept of what's appropriate. In reality, if I didn't filter out everything, I'd be a complete ass because I think nothing offends anyone because nothing offends me. When I don't hold back, I say stupid things. I do stupid things. I think stupid things. But when I'm filtering, I play it so safe it would make Sesame Street seem risque. I don't want to be that, but I have no way to create jokes that aren't offensive. That's what I do. It's more of a roast with me.
My point is, social interaction is not my thing. If it gets beyond small talk, it gets awkward. It's like driving on ice anytime I'm talking to someone.
That's why I don't get why following what goes on in here, then finding ways to fit myself into it is a problem. I'm just cruising with the traffic in here.
No, but it's disingenous (https://lmgtfy.com/?q=disingenuous) for you to just jump into bagging on someone like Kurt just because we've been doing it. You're a new kid on the block but you're pretending to shoot the shit by making the same jokes that we've been making for however fricking long we've been here. You weren't even here yet so what makes you think that by you regurgitating said jokes, that it would be received the same way?
Are you saying that I'm not allowed to be part of this conversation because I haven't beem here 10 years? Just because?
I'm not looking to get treated like that.
That offended you, this was butthurt.
Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
because nothing offends me.
I have no way to create jokes that aren't offensive. That's what I do. It's more of a roast with me.
Half the jokes are about me sucking on dicks and being thirsty and being dumb. Offensive isn't the problem.
Everyone loves a comedian...just make sure it's your material. Look what happened to Mencia.
Major milestone last night... Jr was feeling sick and made it to the bathroom before unloading. Then tucked back in bed, felt sick again and chucked into a container and not just a general spray around the room.
No. The only grandfathering in you're eligible for is if you set up a gloryhole at the old folks home.
That's the thing man, if you weren't there, you can't claim it. That's like stolen valor and that never ends well. You don't know why some things happened and didn't earn the merit badge for participating. Hell, there's some shit that I still don't know the back story on, and that's okay. Don't force it.
Major milestone last night... Jr was feeling sick and made it to the bathroom before unloading. Then tucked back in bed, felt sick again and chucked into a container and not just a general spray around the room.
Friggin' Awesome!
Like when your pero yacks or shits on teh rug
But then laps it up like nothing happened
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No. The only grandfathering in you're eligible for is if you set up a gloryhole at the old folks home..
This is extra funny because MM took care of geriatrics
Nah.. did MM get gummed?
Yooo......
Originally Posted by cu2wagon
That's the thing man, if you weren't there, you can't claim it. That's like stolen valor and that never ends well. You don't know why some things happened and didn't earn the merit badge for participating. Hell, there's some shit that I still don't know the back story on, and that's okay. Don't force it.
Yeah fucker
Don't steal our valor
If you didn't have a streetview screencap of your house posted
.. or accused of listening to system of a down (probably)
.. or accused of beating your wife and kids (this was legit)
.. or threatened to be beat, raped, murdered (okay, you get a pass)
.. or wrote a chapter on how to be alpha (learn to read)
.. or taken 6 dicks at one time (or more.. the real record is only known by two here)
.. or your family exposed to a gif of you succin dick hot dogs on the internet (ha!)
.. or tossed the salad of each and everyone here (it's love)
.. or have PTSD from the shit we've seen (J's hotdog gif)
.. or banned (can't even count how many times)
.. or demoted (lord)
.. or been a part of the yearly purge (the best)
you can't come up in here swinging your circumcised dick
unless it's in said geriatric glory hole, that's cool
I remember when Justn whalecum'd everyone to Azine
He was the greatest ambASSador Azine has ever had
That's why Azine sucks now, don't pay him enough to care
I joined, asked a question, got man sex answers.... We all had a good laugh at my expense, then it took a quick turn to another person.
I've been chokin over these comments (pun intended)
Welcome! Surviving Toxic Tuesday without ragequitting is a good sign.
Originally Posted by rockstar143
So close.
Yet so far.
Maybe next time, sir!
Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Major milestone last night... Jr was feeling sick and made it to the bathroom before unloading. Then tucked back in bed, felt sick again and chucked into a container and not just a general spray around the room.
Friggin' Awesome!
Well done! I know a lot of adults that can't do that yet
Well done! I know a lot of adults that can't do that yet
My toilet is next to the bathtub
So I can shit and puke in the appropriate domains
Or if I'm really ass out.. just sleep in the tub and do both
Need to remember to take the kids bath toys out first though, never
That one time I almost drowned in a tub of a few inches of water puke shit
All I could remember is being thirsty and drinking said tub water
Probably only thing that saved me from drowing
Drank enough not to die
Woke up refreshed, no hangover, puke shit water in my stomach
But hey, it was my puke shit
Lucky Enzo!
10-01-2019, 06:42 PM
