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Old 10-02-2019, 09:28 AM
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Yeah, Jr is just a little too short to do the full ass on the bowl, head in the tub trick.

So all he could muster was leaning forward and regurgpurging on the bathmat. Quick clean up of the hard surfaces and then waffle stomping chicken bits down the drain.

But the combined doubleheader smell was atrocious. It's what I imagine Taco's dungeon basement smelled like.
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Taco probably made him clean that shit up.. just like he makes Tobey clean his shit too.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
You're not funny Wes Jawknee.

It's not funny nor cute that you're trying so hard to fit in by making the same jokes while not having abused kids yourself.

Stop it.
Ok. So I need to abuse kids?

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I joined, asked a question, got man sex answers.... We all had a good laugh at my expense, then it took a quick turn to another person.

I've been chokin over these comments (pun intended)
I like you.

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Back from my bath salt free trip to Florida. WTF happened in here?
What's up, Franchise?

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That offended you, this was butthurt.

Half the jokes are about me sucking on dicks and being thirsty and being dumb. Offensive isn't the problem.
Everyone loves a comedian...just make sure it's your material. Look what happened to Mencia.
You're totally right man.
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Old 10-02-2019, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
You're not funny Wes Jawknee.

It's not funny nor cute that you're trying so hard to fit in by making the same jokes while not having abused kids yourself.

Stop it.
Wait....... I'm Jawknee? This whole time?

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Look what happened to Mencia.
I couldn't find his profile but it appears that people ragged him for being a ripoff comic. But this was in like, 2007.... You didn't even have the black TL yet?

LOL. It was a funny read...
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Where's them cinder blocks at?
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Originally Posted by Majofo
You're not funny Wes Jawknee.

It's not funny nor cute that you're trying so hard to fit in by making the same jokes while not having abused kids yourself.

Stop it.
i have to joke about it to help me cope with abuse as a kid
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It's a lost cause, it won't learn...
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can't or won't.. though
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You don't know Carlos Mencia?
He was one of the biggest names at one point then got shit on for stealing jokes!
Anyway...chime in, tell us to stick ur dix in our six. I don't care...just make sure it's
legit unadulterated Wes. If you're awkward in person I look at this being an outlet
for you keeping all those bums and children's playgrounds in your neighborhood
safe!
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Old 10-02-2019, 11:08 AM
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if?



is there really a question about it?
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stop using question marks and find out, big boi.
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Why would I ever find myself in bumville Mississippi? fuck that, i quite enjoy my skin, thank you very much
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LOL...yeah, don't wear your skins there...it's humid. You'll be hot.
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yeah the humidity is killer out there
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heavy too, feels like you're wearing a cinder block jacket!
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Are cinder blocks used to skin people?
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
i have to joke about it to help me cope with abuse as a kid
Oh.... So we can laugh then? You know, you're doing so much better for your kids!

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It's a lost cause, it won't learn...
Who is it?

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You don't know Carlos Mencia?
He was one of the biggest names at one point then got shit on for stealing jokes!
Anyway...chime in, tell us to stick ur dix in our six. I don't care...just make sure it's
legit unadulterated Wes. If you're awkward in person I look at this being an outlet
for you keeping all those bums and children's playgrounds in your neighborhood
safe!
Uh. Ok. Better yet, I experiment with what flies. Actually, planning on changing my angle 30° or so.

#outlet
#plug
#IT
#in
#17.25 x 2
#Question?

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Why would I ever find myself in bumville Mississippi? fuck that, i quite enjoy my skin, thank you very much
But what about your lungs?
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Ok. That was brash.

You guys are going through qute a bit of trouble trying to fix me. Must like me!
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
i have to joke about it to help me cope with abuse as a kid
A young priest takes over the confessional booth for the elder priest
Confessions go well until a young woman visits and confesses to giving her boyfriend a blowjob

Perturbed, the young priest is cross to what penance he she give her
He excuses himself for a moment and whispers for a nearby alterboi to come hither

Psst.. what does the priest give for a blowjob the young priests asks..
The alterboi answers, a mountain dew and a snickers

And that's how ladiboi found his religion.. and occupation.
Badumtsss!!!

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Where's them cinder blocks at?
Don't joke
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
Ok. So I need to abuse kids?
You need to succ dicc -Kurt


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Wait....... I'm Jawknee? This whole time?
Yes
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You're also Matt, Mystery Matt
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
.. If you're awkward in person I look at this being an outlet
for you keeping all those bums and children's playgrounds in your neighborhood
safe!
Nothing will keep you safe from Wes Jawknee MM
Except for some cinder blocks, on Piru -Kurt
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And they yelled at me for not post merging....

Originally Posted by Majofo
A young priest takes over the confessional booth for the elder priest
Confessions go well until a young woman visits and confesses to giving her boyfriend a blowjob

Perturbed, the young priest is cross to what penance he she give her
He excuses himself for a moment and whispers for a nearby alterboi to come hither

Psst.. what does the priest give for a blowjob the young priests asks..
The alterboi answers, a mountain dew and a snickers

And that's how ladiboi found his religion.. and occupation.
Badumtsss!!!
Alterboi? That was hilarious!

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Yes
Well, I'm gonna own that title then!

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You're also Matt, Mystery Matt
What about Lumpkins? He turned into a Taco, didn't he? He PM'd me calling me a dick....

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Nothing will keep you safe from Wes Jawknee MM
Except for some cinder blocks, on Piru -Kurt
So, kurt is Piru now?

Originally Posted by Majofo
Don't joke
It's not me this time!
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So I lookes up Jaw Knee....



















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Been in stupid meetings all morning. Just got back from -ing though. What'd I miss on Wanker Wednesday?
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Originally Posted by Majofo
You need to succ dicc -Kurt
I’m sure he tried.

too bad there’s no demand for contracting crabs from a Louisianan bj
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Well, somebody somewhere probably has that fetish. Just not nearby.

Probably real popular in Edmonton Canada, though. Eh.
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...He PM'd me calling me a dick....
Tell him to succ you then
Yo ass being an apologist to that turd in that thread

Pathetic and embarrassing
You bring shame on us (ladiboi)

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...too bad there’s no demand for contracting crabs from a Louisianan bj
Not how it works, but the statement is one big lie
Ask crabs how he knows


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..Probably real popular in Edmonton Canada, though. Eh.
Tobey has been dealing with crabs his whole life, which is like 70 people years.
Poor Tobey.
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Been in stupid meetings all morning. Just got back from -ing though. What'd I miss on Wanker Wednesday?
Pretty much stupid stuff.
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Got an oil change and tire rotation today! Only $51.00

Made a little video of downtown! About to eat a burger, yep, cow ass!

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that's a one stop light town, huh?
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that's a one stop light town, huh?
Brookhaven or Ridgeland? Neither are tiny.

Ridgeland is part of metro Jackson. It has 24K people, and is in a metro of about 580K... It's also home to Mississippi's exclusive Acura dealer, about 3 miles from where I shot the video.

Brookhaven is about 12K people and in a county of about 34K. I lived about 15 minutes out in the country in that barn if you remember that. LOL...

The Hobda dealer I go to is in Brookhaven.
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Mule Jail Rd seemed like it would be in a tiny town.
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