The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
06-04-2019, 07:18 AM
whaddup Frantz?
What are the latest and greatest Dad moments?
Mine is clothing negotiation with a 3 foot tall girl that has an
opinion on every piece of clothing Daddy picks and how high
or low Daddy did her ponytail which isn't where she wanted it.
What are the latest and greatest Dad moments?
Mine is clothing negotiation with a 3 foot tall girl that has an
opinion on every piece of clothing Daddy picks and how high
or low Daddy did her ponytail which isn't where she wanted it.
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06-04-2019, 09:53 AM
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Looks like she wants to punch you in your jaw.
Probably for your life decisions that results in her being forced to ride in an Audi.
Probably for your life decisions that results in her being forced to ride in an Audi.
06-04-2019, 10:09 AM
i like that reason more than the reason your kids want to punch you in your mouth.
audi. try it some time. or at the very least go to the dealership and watch someone test drive one.
audi. try it some time. or at the very least go to the dealership and watch someone test drive one.
06-04-2019, 10:11 AM
got signed up for several job fairs. and going clean this month
thanks all. love you guise
thanks all. love you guise
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06-04-2019, 10:13 AM
love you too, papi...
get clean
pass test legit
get job
get through the trial period
then put a giant mound of coke on your desk and leave the door open, Scarface style.
get clean
pass test legit
get job
get through the trial period
then put a giant mound of coke on your desk and leave the door open, Scarface style.
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06-04-2019, 10:14 AM
already procuring said coke
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06-04-2019, 10:25 AM
they sure fucking do...
little smart asses.
Hey sweetheart, I love you more than anything.
You do? What about J? Don't you love her?
Yes sweetheart, I love her too...
now GTFO with your logic before I have to beat you like FJ tells me to do!
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Meh, I drove a Golf R once and and got a CC for a rental another time. I get it. Audi just doesn't float my boat like it does others. But that's what makes the world great! Some people like one thing, and other people like another.
And the people that like another can, and are free to, go on the internet and point out how the people that like the one thing are cucks.
:gheyhug:
And the people that like another can, and are free to, go on the internet and point out how the people that like the one thing are cucks.
:gheyhug:
06-04-2019, 10:27 AM
you fucker...
you made me laugh.
06-04-2019, 10:29 AM
I ran the Audi low on gas and sitting in traffic, apparently the high pressure fuel pump didn't like that and when the gas turned to vapor it
shut the car off. I had to restart, turn around and fill the tank. Lesson learned but I'm not gonna lie...
for an instant I was like, we're driving to a Honda dealership for a 6MT 2.0 Accord.
Literally NONE of our Honda products have left us stranded and scratching our heads.
Okay, maybe the alternator on the Ody and the Petcock on the Shadow...but other than that...
shut the car off. I had to restart, turn around and fill the tank. Lesson learned but I'm not gonna lie...
for an instant I was like, we're driving to a Honda dealership for a 6MT 2.0 Accord.
Literally NONE of our Honda products have left us stranded and scratching our heads.
Okay, maybe the alternator on the Ody and the Petcock on the Shadow...but other than that...
06-04-2019, 10:47 AM
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06-04-2019, 10:50 AM
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doesn't sound like it's worth the risk of contracting some sort of venereal disease...
We'll just watch your progress threads and live vicariously (and safely) from afar.
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No wonder kids want to punch you in the face...
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06-04-2019, 11:41 AM
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06-04-2019, 12:09 PM
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https://smile.amazon.com/DEWALT-DCL0...gateway&sr=8-1
EFF YEAH!
It went on sale to 39 bucks... copping now
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EFF YEAH!
It went on sale to 39 bucks... copping now
@Majofo
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Bought.
Thanks ladiboi. Now get back to "work".
Thanks ladiboi. Now get back to "work".
06-04-2019, 12:23 PM
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06-04-2019, 12:29 PM
Safety Car
J!The little one turned ONE on Saturday. No clue how a year has come and gone already but he's growing so fast and is semi-walking, chatty, and a ton of fun.
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06-04-2019, 12:29 PM
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Hmm. Wonder if I could buy that in bulk...
06-04-2019, 12:35 PM
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06-04-2019, 12:45 PM
you can sub and save and cancel the subscription after it's delivered to grab that savings. 
Frantz, brother...preaching to the choir. Cheers to a healthy happy kid!
Frantz, brother...preaching to the choir. Cheers to a healthy happy kid!
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06-04-2019, 12:59 PM
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https://smile.amazon.com/DEWALT-DCL0...gateway&sr=8-1
EFF YEAH!
It went on sale to 39 bucks... copping now
@Majofo
EFF YEAH!
It went on sale to 39 bucks... copping now
@Majofo
06-04-2019, 02:19 PM
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06-04-2019, 02:31 PM
Null and proud of it
06-04-2019, 02:32 PM
Null and proud of it
Anyone had any toxic taco sausages today?
06-04-2019, 02:37 PM
company I interviewed at called me back and is willing to give me a second chance at passing the drug test. gotta stay clean
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06-04-2019, 02:39 PM
FUCK no, but it is a means
06-04-2019, 02:40 PM
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Yo..
I need to change my brake pads
Do you guys think I need to remove the wheels first?
I need to change my brake pads
Do you guys think I need to remove the wheels first?
06-04-2019, 02:41 PM
FUCK no,slip it through the spokes
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Hope you ain't on that peyote anymore.
06-04-2019, 03:13 PM
in an effort to find my dolphin, I heard a story about a drowning man.
theres a guy out at sea thrashing and clearly in distress.
a small fishing boat passes by and asks the man if he needed any help
the drowning man replied back, "no, God will save me!"
some time passes and a 2nd larger boat approaches and asks if the drowning man needs any help.
"No, God will save me!"
Still in distress, a third bigger boat passes by and asks if the drowning man needed any help.
"No, God will save me!"
Standing at the gates of heaven, the man asks God. "Why didnt you help me?"
"I Did, I sent you three boats." God replied.
theres a guy out at sea thrashing and clearly in distress.
a small fishing boat passes by and asks the man if he needed any help
the drowning man replied back, "no, God will save me!"
some time passes and a 2nd larger boat approaches and asks if the drowning man needs any help.
"No, God will save me!"
Still in distress, a third bigger boat passes by and asks if the drowning man needed any help.
"No, God will save me!"
Standing at the gates of heaven, the man asks God. "Why didnt you help me?"
"I Did, I sent you three boats." God replied.
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06-04-2019, 03:17 PM
man, they probably looked at the test results and was like...MARIJUANA? That's no addiction. No ones ever sucked dick for weed
06-04-2019, 03:19 PM
edit. Yes, lets go out for lunch.
