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Old 03-29-2019, 02:16 PM
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Case in point:
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So much
I actually joined az a year or so ago when i was asking about possibly getting an S4

Little "az". Sad. Cuckzine.
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Old 03-29-2019, 02:17 PM
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Case in point:
Originally Posted by kurtatx
Joining AZ and getting an S4 is legitimately rock bottom.

Kurt speaking the truth, FFS.

Big "AZ" Acrasine.

Being in the enormous wang club and driving the tiny meat machine. Rock bottom.

Not even power bottom.

Wurst.
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Old 03-29-2019, 02:19 PM
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Well, I hope that helps. I need to go power chug some pruno and do some face punching of the family.
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
I think most of us are unemployed. Can't hold down a jerb because always drunk. Spend time beating the shit out of spouse and kids. Burrshit on Acrazime when not puking/beating/passed out.


shit you guys have a family and wife?!


already got me beat there...


wtf am i doing with my life
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Old 03-29-2019, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
shit you guys have a family and wife?!


already got me beat there...


wtf am i doing with my life
Quit being a taco. You've got the business plan:
1. Acquire wife.
2. Develop alcohol dependency/problem.
4. Beat
8. Produce childern
16. Also beat
32. Asshole on the internet.
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Old 03-29-2019, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
I think most of us are unemployed. Can't hold down a jerb because always drunk. Spend time beating the shit out of spouse and kids. Burrshit on Acrazime when not puking/beating/passed out.
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Old 03-29-2019, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Quit being a taco. You've got the business plan:
1. Acquire wife.
2. Develop alcohol dependency/problem.
4. Beat
8. Produce childern
16. Also beat
32. Asshole on the internet.
Amen!
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az = CuckZine. small letters: sad, pathetic, not very impressive to look at.
AZ = AcuraZine. BIG LETTERS: massive dongs, such stamina, Yuge!, that kind of thrill.
Agree.

az is boring and dead.
AZ is bustling.
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Well, I hope that helps. I need to go power chug some pruno and do some face punching of the family.
Don't forget to buy groceries before you pick up the kids



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Old 03-29-2019, 03:49 PM
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On Grape - Kurt

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Have an awesome weekend doods
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Have an awesome weekend doods
You too Kurt
Check out Kite Fest at Zilker if you and the misses are free on Sunday
Take Enzo, lucky Enzo
Love you
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You okay Wes?
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Originally Posted by Majofo
You okay Wes?

I gotta get out of here. Don't know where to go when I do.


#tropflug

#dumpsterfire

#lost

#temporarymistake


(Thanks for asking, btw)
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
I gotta get out of here. Don't know where to go when I do.


#tropflug

#dumpsterfire

#lost

#temporarymistake


(Thanks for asking, btw)
hang in there, dude.
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I'm foncused
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Make a plan.
Execute.
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Make a plan.
Execute.
Life in prison
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I'm stressed over this apex I've encountered.


My job is very physical. I know brushing windshields and bumprs doesn't sound hard, but when you're doing it 200-300 times a day outside in the weather, it's bad. I feel joint damage happening.

I was under the weather this week and stayed off all week, until today. And after being off of work for 5 days, I still feel excessive "new pains". They're not going away.


I had to go to my sweet little town that I once called home twice this past week, to fix my tire. I found a nice 2007 WDP tech TL for sale, so I take a second to glance, for fun. *not buying now** But ehen I looked at the white TL, in it's pristine glory, what happens.... My old red Camry drives past as if it's Devine intervention, intervention I simply logically cannot act on right now. But I felt a semce of belonging I've been lacking for months now.


I also had some time to spemd on the Northshore if New Orleans, my original home.


But, sad as it may be, I have to go back to Gulfport, aka Trap-port... (A place I never liked nor belong)


I keep thinking I must find a way out soon before it's too late.


I'm split between two homes, currently residing in neither...


I think, where do I truly belong... Truth is, I don't know...


It's like I'm two people, one is fighting the other and neither can win.

(Ironically, this is currently on the radio)


Also, my grandmother's 02 sat's are in the 40's... She almost died on my birthday back in December.


Atleast I'm not sick anymore!
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This too shall pass, dude.
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Well, it won't pass until I get it straightened out somehow.


I have no intentions of staying like this for long. Working up ideas on how to fix it.
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Make a plan.
Execute.
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Have two plans.
Executed.
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Bro, don't look for sympathy then tell us it's just lyrics then tell us you already got it figured out when people try and be encouraging!
You'll end up like KingCuck and Bitchobello!
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Ass foot and mouth disease seems to have subsided enough for me to return to my regular activities. Who's been a good boy? Who's up first?
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Ass foot and mouth disease seems to have subsided enough for me to return to my regular activities. Who's been a good boy? Who's up first?
Yikes. Sorry to hear you were not well. Was it just you or did your little one get it too?





I've been a moderately goot boi. Didn't e-molest anyone. Nor get reported...but, the resident tattle isn't on here no more.
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I was in Suisse, I was just referencing the joke Maj made last week!
Thanks for your compassion though!
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More like dick ass mouth disease -Kurt
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Originally Posted by rockstar143

I was in Suisse, I was just referencing the joke Maj made last week!
Thanks for your compassion though!


Goddayum...get any timepieces??
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Well, my grandmother passed just before 5:00 this morning.


No services will be held and I hadn't seen her since Christmas 2015. We had a few phone calls about a year ago. I tried to call last month but she said "I'd love to talk to you but I'm sick". She had severse COPD for a long time and finally just had no lungs left to take in oxygen.

My mother saw her last night and despite having very low 02 sats she was still alert and miking a little sense.


If you guys remember the pearly silver Lexus ES300 I posted a pic of a couple of years ago, that was hers. Given to her by her brother when his wife passed 6 yesrs ago!


That Lexus got me deeper into two things I'm good at. Auto detail and elder care!


I'm not sad that she's gone but I am sad another part of me is gone. It puts me being "away" from my real life deeper into perspective. Will I ever be me again?
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Sorry for your loss, MM.
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Sorry for your loss, MM.
Thanks.
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Well, my grandmother passed just before 5:00 this morning.


No services will be held and I hadn't seen her since Christmas 2015. We had a few phone calls about a year ago. I tried to call last month but she said "I'd love to talk to you but I'm sick". She had severse COPD for a long time and finally just had no lungs left to take in oxygen.

My mother saw her last night and despite having very low 02 sats she was still alert and miking a little sense.


If you guys remember the pearly silver Lexus ES300 I posted a pic of a couple of years ago, that was hers. Given to her by her brother when his wife passed 6 yesrs ago!


That Lexus got me deeper into two things I'm good at. Auto detail and elder care!


I'm not sad that she's gone but I am sad another part of me is gone. It puts me being "away" from my real life deeper into perspective. Will I ever be me again?
Young man.. your Grandma probably lost most of the people she grew up with. But you came into her life and others. Life is finite, we usually don't know when this journey ends, but we can be certain that we will lose those we love and those we love will eventually lose us. What you fill the void with is knowing you are still loved and will be loved more by new people that will enter your life like you entered your grandma's life. Cherish the memories of her and know her spirit is free from the chains of her ailments. She is not only a part of you, but still with you (talk to her).

Finding your place in life has more to do with finding a passion and finding someone to be passionate about. When you find both, make sure you are valued for it (your passion feeds you and the person you are passionate about is passionate about you). I've been all around the globe and lived in many places. There is no place like home, but don't let that hinder your growth and opportunities to spread your wings. Home will always be there.
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Wow. That was beautifully said.


My plan is to use my past to find my future, and rediscover myself. (This is valuable to me because I up and left my entire life with barely any outward communication from me with anyone and brought nothing with me)

But I do know this... If my life ultimately ends up not too far from where it started, I'll be happy!


I want to start plane spotting again one day. I want to reconnect with some people I haven't spoken to in years. I want to build my life around this, and pick up where I left off versus chasing something else in a land far away...

But really.... On a different subject. I belive I know more dead people than alive at this point.


My roledex is looking more like a graveyard than anything...

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They got Nip, Maj.

Fuck, Man. Shot outside his store...
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Sheiiiit... Just read that too.
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Wait. What?

Ah. I see.

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FFS, it's Monday tomorrow.


Going on a 4-day work trip. Not looking forward to it.



FFS.
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