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Old 09-20-2019, 02:27 PM
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I do pretend I'm from CYBERtron.
Your ass should have left when you hit 101010
Talk about sad
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I guess you're here until 1010101
Now that's really sad
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H gon be here in 3GR 13
Talkin' bout.. Sup, just beet it, wave, ate sushi x234324
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Old 09-20-2019, 02:32 PM
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Probably get that merc he's been saving for all these years by then
He won't remove badge, he'll add 3 more to make 4 rings
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Old 09-20-2019, 02:32 PM
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Saintor will be back by then.. talkin' some bullshit of course.
Get his merc before H
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I wonder how that business venture went...

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Old 09-20-2019, 02:45 PM
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Saintor will be back by then.. talkin' some bullshit of course.
Get his merc before H
Then, we ban him again.
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Old 09-20-2019, 02:46 PM
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Yo.....
His girl gave birth to that meat sacks seed.
It's a girl!

Kiss the child, but look into the camera, because vanity
It's your child, not a photo op, creepazoid

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It's like his kid's a prop
FFS
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Yo.....
His girl gave birth to that meat sacks seed.
It's a girl!

Kiss the child, but look into the camera, because vanity
It's your child, not a photo op, creepazoid

Congrats to RageQuit's Ex!
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Old 09-20-2019, 02:47 PM
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Her name Shirley?
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Old 09-20-2019, 02:48 PM
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I know when Taco kisses Tobey.. Taco's always in the moment
I know when Tobey kisses Taco.. it's because there's peanut butter on Taco's timbits
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Old 09-20-2019, 04:01 PM
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damn, daniel...
I wasn't supposed to look into the camera?

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Old 09-20-2019, 04:20 PM
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No kisses, don't care
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Old 09-20-2019, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Is MM eating the fried people skin?
Yo
Eggplant.

Originally Posted by rockstar143
MM is not all there.
He's not all here either.
MM is probably batman.
I have achieved my goal in life.

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damn, I hope it's not someone we know?

who'd you fry up, MM?
Call your... Oh wait, I'm not tellin'...

Originally Posted by thoiboi
Damn MM is ?!?
No. Dago (Y'at)
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Old 09-21-2019, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Yo.....
His girl gave birth to that meat sacks seed.
It's a girl!

Kiss the child, but look into the camera, because vanity
It's your child, not a photo op, creepazoid
You think he's kissing that kid? Or tasting it and thinking about what the calorie to protein ratio is if he ate it?
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Old 09-21-2019, 11:43 AM
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Nah, probably just licking off the creatine powder he spilled on the kids head.
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Old 09-21-2019, 03:13 PM
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Nah, probably just licking off the creatine powder he spilled on the kids head.
Ah..
caught in the act dad shit
There's hope then

Poor Tobey
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Old 09-21-2019, 04:21 PM
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?eenkwaj pu s'tahW

.tihs dna gnikcil daD .lacipyT .ereh ni pu ti gni-yddad ofojaM

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Well. This is pretty f-ed up.

https://www.fox8live.com/2019/09/20/...-wOXbXgGJ0iKno

One of the most tragic things I've ever read.
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Old 09-23-2019, 01:04 AM
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Cheesus Crust MM
Reading your posts is the most tragic shit I've read
Fuck

Post some puppies or videos of you hooking on the corner with commentary again
Shit


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Old 09-23-2019, 01:13 AM
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I've been a deep sea skin diver for 25 years
:wink:

I'm also a certified scuba instructor (+17 years)
I know / seen many who have died this way
Shallow-water blackout (SWB)

He could have lived, but no one was at the surface to recover him
He likely passed out in the last 2 feet of water
Then drowned because he was still submerged
This shit isn't for amateurs

On my recent trip I spotted a hawksbill turtle
It nested about 60 ft underwater in the reef
I had fins and a snorkel

I said fuck it.. went down and said hello
It was a ~90 second breath hold
Nothing amazing.. but every second I was down there..
I remind myself that I'm one second closer to SWB, no one around
Got some footage, went down one more time ~60s
That was enough for me..

Don't gamble with your life, always swim with a buddy
Don't hyperventilate and do repetitive breath holds
And definitely don't an extended breath hold if you're an amateur
Your body says breath.. get to the surface and breath stupid
Make sure you purge remaining air out of your lungs as you surface though
-Jofo

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Old 09-23-2019, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I've been a deep sea skin diver for 25 years
:wink:

I'm also a certified scuba instructor (+17 years)
I know / seen many who have died this way
Shallow-water blackout (SWB)

He could have lived, but no one was at the surface to recover him
He likely passed out in the last 2 feet of water
Then drowned because he was still submerged
This shit isn't for amateurs

On my recent trip I spotted a hawksbill turtle
It nested about 60 ft underwater in the reef
I had fins and a snorkel

I said fuck it.. went down and said hello
It was a ~90 second breath hold
Nothing amazing.. but every second I was down there..
I remind myself that I'm one second closer to SWB, no one around
Got some footage, went down one more time ~60s
That was enough for me..

Don't gamble with your life, always swim with a buddy
Don't hyperventilate and do repetitive breath holds
And definitely don't an extended breath hold if you're an amateur
Your body says breath.. get to the surface and breath stupid
Make sure you purge remaining air out of your lungs as you surface though
-Jofo
This real?
That's cool
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nah....FFS, J!

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Sheiiit.... That's the reason I don't even fuck around with baths.

Shower or a damp rag for this bastard right here.
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Sheiiit.... That's the reason I don't even fuck around with baths.

Shower or a damp rag for this bastard right here.

Preferably at a truck stop.

And golden.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
This real?
That's cool
Westside
Jofo ain't neva lie

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You can see me pass my bubbles while I'm ascending
off-gassing (ass propulsion)
I trimmed the part where I flashed my dick to noodle it out of it's hole
#diverprotips
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My dive buddy had SWB after a tec dive to 220 ft.
We were tanked up.. did our dive.. then hit our deco stops..

As we did the last ascent, he passed teh fuck out right at the surface
Still to this day we don't know if it was the mix he was on
Or if he loaded up during deco

We flipped him over in recovery position
He came to and we were good
We were scared at first that he had an air embolism
Shietttt...

I've never seen someone SWB during scuba
Shit is bananas.. to this day I'm like fuck that was close.
Super common when skin diving

Usually me and the brohams will crew like 3 or 4 and go underwater hunting
We go in a decent group because we know after a hunt
One of us might stretch our limits and pass out

Shiett.. I used to do close to 4 minutes under.
Not anymore.. beer > hold breath
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And hold dick >*
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And hold dick >*
Ah.. you're aware of the secret African recovery method..
Don't worry.. Jofo is here to wake you.


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