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Old 09-23-2019, 11:17 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKSdSZX1nxw

1:43 seconds too.
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If MM shits in the wood does anyone hear it?
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Old 09-24-2019, 09:13 AM
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idk.. but nobody is going to hear your screams when MM finds you.
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J's screams of passion turn to screams of agony as he realizes what MM is really doing with his mouth.
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then it wouldnt be screams, would it?

more like gagging in agony.
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Do you guys use a VPN or something to stay safe from MM?
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Old 09-24-2019, 10:02 AM
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you think he's that sophisticated?
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Old 09-24-2019, 10:09 AM
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then it wouldnt be screams, would it?

more like gagging in agony.
I humbly suggest that this is furthermore referred to as "gaggony".

Thank you for your consideration.
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Old 09-24-2019, 10:19 AM
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Blindfolded and his hands tied behind his back, akin to a spit roasted pig, J muffled in gaggony.
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Old 09-24-2019, 10:22 AM
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Sounds like the opening sentence of that book, "50 Shades of Floridaman".
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Old 09-24-2019, 10:23 AM
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Why the fuck do I keep having to put lotion on?
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Old 09-24-2019, 10:27 AM
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Old 09-24-2019, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
I humbly suggest that this is furthermore referred to as "gaggony".

Thank you for your consideration.
The Engrish TeacherTM has spoken
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Why the fuck do I keep having to put lotion on?
Because you do it whenever you're told. Or else you'll get the hose again.


NOW PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET!
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Racist motherfucker.

My boss gave me a watermelon for my birthday....

I was off yesterday for it, came back today and he's like I bought this for your birthday.

:racistmotherfucker:
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Old 09-24-2019, 11:25 AM
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Is it seedless at least?
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Don't you work for HR?

Oh, wait. If you work for HR, and he's your boss...

Sheiit... Sorry bruh. Hope it was a tasty watermelon at least.
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Old 09-24-2019, 11:29 AM
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Is he a honky?

Probably.

Get him some Miracle Whip for his birthday.
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Old 09-24-2019, 11:41 AM
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Damn


sue him
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Old 09-24-2019, 12:11 PM
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Time to go -ing...

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Old 09-24-2019, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Is he a honky?

Probably.

Get him some Miracle Whip for his birthday.
I missed the Miracle part and just read whip.

bossman is a real cracker (crack of the whip)
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Old 09-24-2019, 12:58 PM
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Walk around with your fly down
Also your dick out

Show bossmon a real stereotype
Bitch
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Old 09-24-2019, 01:34 PM
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Back from -ing.


Worked on my mantits.
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Old 09-24-2019, 03:00 PM
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I worked on downward facing dog
-Tobey
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I worked on downward facing dog
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Poor Tobey.
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Old 09-24-2019, 03:03 PM
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And then...?
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Old 09-24-2019, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
..Get him some Miracle Whip for his birthday.
I would have gone with Wonder Bread personally.
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Old 09-24-2019, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
And then...?
Tobey eats Taco's ass. Shit.
Why do we need to always explain this to you.
We don't want MM to get any ideas.
That's why we innuendo.
Shit.
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Pray for the hobos and stray dogs of MS / LA / FL area.
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Innuendo... Outuendo...
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Right about now.. MM is getting ideas.
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I heard MM scored perfect in the verbal and logical reasoning sections of the GED
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So much...endo in here.
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It's only 3:20 here Yumcha.. Justn has another hour.
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It's only 3:20 here Yumcha.. Justn has another hour.
And then...?
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and then he got high
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I'm going to post a google street cap of your home address -Taco
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