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Old 07-24-2019, 06:51 AM
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Umm...

I only went to have xrays to make sure it wasn't fractured and in need of hospital intervention asap.

I haven't seen a doctor since 2015, except a dentist a year ago. And I can't have motrin.

But I like your little rap peom, Maj!
Even if it were broken, what do you think they'll do for you?
No motrin, what about cocaine?
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Why the fuck doesn't MM have health insurance...Cheese and Crust, dude...move to Canada and get that hood and fenders painted!
Stop suckin' bum dick for chump change MM.
If you knew enough to pop that bitch back in the socket then you probably knew you were okay and didn't need to spend $200 on an
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Suck my MINOOOWWWWWWW
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Because my wife is a top 10% earner, she took us on a cruise and one of the excursions was snorkeling in Mexico. One of the cenotes we went to had some little fishes that nibbled on my feets.

It was invigorating. A+ would recommend minnow job.
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did you find all the virgin skeletons at the bottom of the cenote?
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did you find all the virgin skeletons at the bottom of the cenote?
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did you find all the virgin skeletons at the bottom of the cenote?
MM?
Sacrificial lamb
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Why the fuck doesn't MM have health insurance...Cheese and Crust, dude...move to Canada and get that hood and fenders painted!
Stop suckin' bum dick for chump change MM.
If you knew enough to pop that bitch back in the socket then you probably knew you were okay and didn't need to spend $200 on an
x-ray.

Suck my MINOOOWWWWWWW
I wanted proof it still wasn't jacked up. I popped it back literally half a secomd after it popped out of place and I didn't even get a look at it first hardly and it still got stiff and swollen so I knew it had been injured.

Also, I'll only ever live south of interstate 10 from now on...
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Doctor
I'm stiff and swollen

I'm just waiting for the bus
How much money do you have?

Come to my office behind this dumpster
The doctor is in
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Maybe he can help him with that copay.
Yes, you popped it out of the socket and back in...it was gonna swell no matter what but if you could
move it, you know the worst it was gonna be was a sprain. Ice that bitch and jerk the doctor off with your
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Doctor
I'm stiff and swollen

I'm just waiting for the bus
How much money do you have?

Come to my office behind this dumpster
The doctor is in
The doctor is in.
The doctor is out.
The doctor is in.
The doctor is out.
The doctor is in.
The doctor is out.
The doctor is in.
The doctor is out.
The doctor is in.
The doctor is out.
The doctor is in.
The doctor is out.
The doctor's prescription is all over your face.

Please pay the receptionist on the way out.
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Thoxic Thursday finally!

Stout for breakfast, Probably some for lunch too. Then a sensible dinner. Family beatin' at 8:30.
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I pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
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Pimps up, hoe's down

Or specifically for this thread, pimps up, brodown
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Trixie, this stack is feeling a little light!
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@thoiboi check in bro...you aight?!?!?
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Doctor
I'm stiff and swollen

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How much money do you have?

Come to my office behind this dumpster
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
The doctor is in.
The doctor is out.
The doctor is in.
The doctor is out.
The doctor is in.
The doctor is out.
The doctor is in.
The doctor is out.
The doctor is in.
The doctor is out.
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The doctor's prescription is all over your face.

Please pay the receptionist on the way out.
Majofo hacked Joe's account. IP check and reported.
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I'm pretty sure the medicine was either by injection out swallowed orally
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Likely has to take it 2x a day
At least it's not like Kurt or ladiboi
2x every hour
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finally, a financially viable solution to your glaucoma!
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i'm an hourly employee, but they dont seem to mind if i go over 40 hours a bit.

an hour of overtime or five each week sounds great to me!!
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Now you can go to the doctor every time you jam your thumb!
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