The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (ʎluO sɹǝsoo7)
08-19-2021, 02:21 PM
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Shhhhhhhhhh....
08-19-2021, 08:55 PM
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Odie is the real muthafuckin G. Cuh has seen some shit and keeps it real.
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Poor Tobey.
08-19-2021, 09:37 PM
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You know that Jon grabs the peanut butter jar but then Odie ends up getting his ass ate.
Jon that bitchass like Taco. Bitchass snitch trick Taco.
Jon that bitchass like Taco. Bitchass snitch trick Taco.
08-19-2021, 09:38 PM
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Fashoo a real bro.. knows his fellow feline brethren is a fucking idiot but still is loyal AF to him..
08-19-2021, 11:22 PM
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Back from 
and 
Still working back up to my pre-Covid weight levels. Shit hurts, man. Getting old sucks. Can almost see my own dick when I look down now, so that's nice.
and Still working back up to my pre-Covid weight levels. Shit hurts, man. Getting old sucks. Can almost see my own dick when I look down now, so that's nice.
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08-20-2021, 06:42 AM
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@thoiboi you just reminded me of these Garfield cartoon books I used to have. Odie really was the exemplary best friend that knew to keep his mouth shut.
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08-20-2021, 08:45 AM
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Funny, MrsWagon was like, "how do you cook scorpions?" I told her just toss them in hot oil or something and they'll cook up quick. Basically treat them like a lobster; after thanking them for their life, do 'em quick.
She wanted to cut off the stinger and venom sack, which befuddled me... I was like, dafuq? That's where the strength and virility comes from... why would you cut that off?
She wanted to cut off the stinger and venom sack, which befuddled me... I was like, dafuq? That's where the strength and virility comes from... why would you cut that off?
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08-20-2021, 08:51 AM
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If I could see your dick when I look down I wouldn't bother losing weight.
@thoiboi you just reminded me of these Garfield cartoon books I used to have. Odie really was the exemplary best friend that knew to keep his mouth shut.
@thoiboi you just reminded me of these Garfield cartoon books I used to have. Odie really was the exemplary best friend that knew to keep his mouth shut.
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08-20-2021, 08:55 AM
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Funny, MrsWagon was like, "how do you cook scorpions?" I told her just toss them in hot oil or something and they'll cook up quick. Basically treat them like a lobster; after thanking them for their life, do 'em quick.
She wanted to cut off the stinger and venom sack, which befuddled me... I was like, dafuq? That's where the strength and virility comes from... why would you cut that off?
She wanted to cut off the stinger and venom sack, which befuddled me... I was like, dafuq? That's where the strength and virility comes from... why would you cut that off?
when you were camping, I googled that shit... I never had scorpions before.
In Africa, I had fried crickets or grasshoppers..cant remember which...taste like chicken.
aint no secret that my dad was a special agent for the state department...we were stationed in Central Africa, Chad..
we had went to the U.S. Embassy and the guards were having a little snack. being curious little kids, we were like whats that? and they offered the crispy crickets
08-20-2021, 09:16 AM
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IMO, scorpion and cricket is about the same. It's just crunchy shell, but basically all protein. Good stuff. HEB started selling crickets in the bulk food/nutrition aisle. I grabbed a bag to fuck with WagonJr, and to my surprise, he actually at them. I was pretty chuffed at that!
08-20-2021, 09:20 AM
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There's this little mom & pop donut and kolache shop near the house. Little old vietfolks (like all the mom n pop donut places seem to be 
), and they make a brisket kolache. But the way they do the brisket with sauce, it ends up being a giant char sui bun. It's a damn fine way to pack on some lbs.
), and they make a brisket kolache. But the way they do the brisket with sauce, it ends up being a giant char sui bun. It's a damn fine way to pack on some lbs.
08-20-2021, 09:59 AM
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So many cultures have "weird shit" that's gawtdamn good if you give it a chance.
Some weird shit is just weird shit though. I'm not a big fan of eating tongue though...
Some weird shit is just weird shit though. I'm not a big fan of eating tongue though...
08-20-2021, 10:00 AM
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Although it's highly dependent on who it's attached to, I guess.
08-20-2021, 10:02 AM
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Sup, Man-bishes????
08-20-2021, 10:19 AM
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If I could see your dick when I look down I wouldn't bother losing weight.
@thoiboi you just reminded me of these Garfield cartoon books I used to have. Odie really was the exemplary best friend that knew to keep his mouth shut.
@thoiboi you just reminded me of these Garfield cartoon books I used to have. Odie really was the exemplary best friend that knew to keep his mouth shut.
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08-20-2021, 10:20 AM
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when you were camping, I googled that shit... I never had scorpions before.
In Africa, I had fried crickets or grasshoppers..cant remember which...taste like chicken.
aint no secret that my dad was a special agent for the state department...we were stationed in Central Africa, Chad..
we had went to the U.S. Embassy and the guards were having a little snack. being curious little kids, we were like whats that? and they offered the crispy crickets
In Africa, I had fried crickets or grasshoppers..cant remember which...taste like chicken.
aint no secret that my dad was a special agent for the state department...we were stationed in Central Africa, Chad..
we had went to the U.S. Embassy and the guards were having a little snack. being curious little kids, we were like whats that? and they offered the crispy crickets
08-20-2021, 10:21 AM
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08-23-2021, 08:58 AM
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Up n Atom!
08-23-2021, 09:00 AM
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If it was muffins, probably Bakersfield.
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08-23-2021, 12:03 PM
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