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02-16-2004 | 08:25 AM

soopa

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Windows 2000 Source Code...

Got a copy of it...

Here is a snippet of the startup and installation library

Quote:

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)
{
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
} //if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop();
} // if
} //while

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} //if

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
} // while
create_general_protection_fault();

} // main

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02-16-2004 | 08:32 AM

mc222

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Computer humor

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02-16-2004 | 08:33 AM

astro

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LOL!

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02-16-2004 | 08:36 AM

anothercls

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I want to get a copy....

Did you get a copy of the NT4 SP3 code?

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02-16-2004 | 08:36 AM

kevin79925

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From: Houston

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02-16-2004 | 08:38 AM

SiGGy

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LMFAO

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02-16-2004 | 08:38 AM

eclipse23

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LOL

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02-16-2004 | 08:39 AM

NOVAwhiteTypeS

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LOL

do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();

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02-16-2004 | 08:39 AM

97Cl22

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02-16-2004 | 08:45 AM

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GreenMonster

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Quote:

Originally posted by anothercls
I want to get a copy....

Oh, you will get a copy, weither you want it or not

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02-16-2004 | 09:06 AM

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Scrib

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Hmmm...

I didn't see the code:

Code:

if system_complete = true {
  gates_wallet++;
}
else {
  gates_wallet++;
}

printf ("w00000t");

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02-16-2004 | 09:11 AM

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soopa

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thats some shitty code there scrib

if (system_complete == true)

what kinda nerd r u

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02-16-2004 | 09:22 AM

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Scrib

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Quote:

Originally posted by soopa
thats some shitty code there scrib

if (system_complete == true)

what kinda nerd r u

Fortunately, I have people like you to check my work.

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02-16-2004 | 09:42 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Scrib
Hmmm...

I didn't see the code:

Code:

if system_complete = true { gates_wallet++; } else { gates_wallet++; } printf ("w00000t");

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02-16-2004 | 09:50 AM

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I did hear that there was alot of profanity in the source code. I bet that's true. When we would write scripts in SQL for Transact there would be lines in there like "Dont fucking run this w/out backing up the Master Database first" or "I don't know if this is even going to fucking work". We would write these in partially for humor, and also in case other engineers work on the box, they see our warnings. The press is making this out to be a bad thing when it's really not.

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02-16-2004 | 10:00 AM

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soopa

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well alot of times... test/alpha code... you write variable/function names etc as whatever comes to mind fastest...

like

var $fuck;
function eat_pussy();
if (!doing_shit)
class cockSucker

in big projects alot of that gets left behind. lol

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02-16-2004 | 11:07 AM

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I have shown some of my teachers my code for projects and they look at me like WTF?
Just a bunch of cuss words

I always tell them I was frustrated getting the code to work. They understand

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02-16-2004 | 11:20 AM

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97-3-pt-OH-C-el

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so the real windows code has a ton of profanity in it?

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02-16-2004 | 12:42 PM

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Davediego

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Quote:

Originally posted by soopa
well alot of times... test/alpha code... you write variable/function names etc as whatever comes to mind fastest...

like

var $fuck;
function eat_pussy();
if (!doing_shit)
class cockSucker

in big projects alot of that gets left behind. lol

speaking of which, theres supposedly some USB driver in it where some guy refers to the usb device as dick and the port as pussy

you'd think they would have at least a simple filter on their sources

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02-16-2004 | 12:49 PM

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soopa

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who cares what the programmers put in their code. lol

dick + pussy are good naming conventions IMO

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02-16-2004 | 12:49 PM

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>;]

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02-16-2004 | 12:49 PM

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soopa

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makes it real easy to determine what is server and what is client

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02-16-2004 | 04:15 PM

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Quote:

Before i hand in my CS assignments, i have to not only check for that, but profanity in my comments.

Code:

/* FUCK THIS PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT!!! I'LL GIVE YOU A NULL POINTER EXCEPTION BITCH! */

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02-16-2004 | 04:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Davediego
you'd think they would have at least a simple filter on their sources

And call it condom.

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02-16-2004 | 04:21 PM

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97Cl22

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programming can be stressful as fuck especially on something as huge as windows. I don't think i've ever written code w/o using profanity. Who cares if its in windows code? It was never intended to be seen by the public so why do people have a problem understanding that?

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02-16-2004 | 04:46 PM

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har har...harharhar...har

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02-16-2004 | 04:47 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by 97Cl22
programming can be stressful as fuck especially on something as huge as windows. I don't think i've ever written code w/o using profanity. Who cares if its in windows code? It was never intended to be seen by the public so why do people have a problem understanding that?

i know i know, who cares. but i was just curious if they did that shit

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