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I made a whole cookie sheet of TOTS the other night... best things ever! Extra crispy with a side of secret sauce for the misses, but she gets no tots just sauce.
I think I ate too much candy. I knew I was too old for that now.
Took friday off to go to Dino World - bunch of dinosaur models in a park! boys loved it, saturday the usual baseball and what not (did find an awesome breakfast/brunch place though in town so win!), yesterday friends over and made some killer carne asada, had easter egg hunt and started watching that netflix show about the suicide (13 things or something).
back to work and for some reason im looking at a Chevy Suburban LTZ online....no idea why, just looking at trunk i can put my bike in!
heck yes...that's awesome, Ulst...
Joe, glad you're not sick anymore.
Dude, speaking of bikes...friggin gf's van is insane...fit 5 fkng bikes INSIDE the van in addition to 5 people (coyote mexican border style)...
I'm amazed at that thing.
Awesome, man...
I got a quote for some body work this weekend. Definitely not free, but gotta handle it...the dents/scratches are annoying me!
I can't wait to get it fixed and wax the wagon...need to get a rear wheel re-powdered too.
Actually... Ladiboi got engaged while you were gone... To a dude. I'm sure of it. He only showed us a picture of his hand.. He was wearing nice nail polish. Lucky ladiboi... About to get guaranteed cock for life!!
I did a lot of showing Japanese tourist the mythical sea cucumber.. even squeezed it to get sea cucumber jizz all over them.. very sticky.
They liked, took lots of pictures, Majofo's sea cucumber very big in Japan right now.. Number one search on google.co.jp
Poor ladiboi.. we all fucking warned him.. maybe dudes is the way to go.
I actually read an article that dude dude relationships are the least psychologically abusive relationships and girl girl is the most.
dude girl is the dude trying to be a dude, the girl trying to change the dude, and so on.. all the best ladiboi!! lock down that cock!
heck yes...that's awesome, Ulst...
Joe, glad you're not sick anymore.
Dude, speaking of bikes...friggin gf's van is insane...fit 5 fkng bikes INSIDE the van in addition to 5 people (coyote mexican border style)...
I'm amazed at that thing.
My first key advice for you ladiboi now that you're an official sucker, I mean married..
Nagging.. if she doesn't already do it.. it may occur. It can be a relationship killer.
Most dudes I know are laid back.. and complain about the nagging.
I found a solution that works and it's my key advice to all newlyweds. If she wants you to do something, make an official list.
Then put a deadline on that list. The rule is she is not to "nag" you about that thing unless it's past due. Major key (DJ Khalllllleeeed), do it before it's past due.
Psychological break down is most dudes like myself were made to do chores like a mofo their whole childhood.
My father would wake me up at 5AM on Sat and Sun and make me do all types of chores for the week the whole weekend.
Couldn't bullshit with my bros or bust a bitch out.. none of that.
So what has that produced, a brah who just wants to chill on the weekend, do shit on his own timetable.
Meanwhile, the wife is like no chill. So she doesn't know any of your psychosis.. she's just like.. do this shit. Why won't he do this simple shit..
and you be like.. (maybe not even intending to).. I'll do it (on my own damn time) and then delay doing it (just to show you have some control) - that last part, you might not even realize you're doing.
Then comes the nag.. "Hey, you gonna do that thing you said you were?!?!?" This come just about the time you were about to do it.. then comes another delay (psychosis mang).. "I said I'd do it, not when!"
Then she's like.. he's so unreliable, I can't trust him.. lose respect.. she doesn't sexually desire as much as she did before.. sex once a week.. once a month.. kids.. never.. maybe. LOL!
The relationship is built out of respect, mostly for her, she respects you, desires you, etc... you lose this, you lose it all.
So to maintain your respect / trust, relationship, etc..
Create a formal list.. (honey do list).. put the stuff she wants you to do on that list.
Then create a timeline.. tell her when you're going to do it by.. write it down.. it can be email, whatever.. there must be proof.
She can't bother you unless the deadline passes.. do that shit before the deadline passes.
Be conservative and honest.
This shit may save your relationship
Ladiboi's Honey Do-List
1) Eat a jar of dicks... Deadline: End of Day
My first key advice for you ladiboi now that you're an official sucker, I mean married..
Nagging.. if she doesn't already do it.. it may occur. It can be a relationship killer.
Most dudes I know are laid back.. and complain about the nagging.
I found a solution that works and it's my key advice to all newlyweds. If she wants you to do something, make an official list.
Then put a deadline on that list. The rule is she is not to "nag" you about that thing unless it's past due. Major key (DJ Khalllllleeeed), do it before it's past due.
Psychological break down is most dudes like myself were made to do chores like a mofo their whole childhood.
My father would wake me up at 5AM on Sat and Sun and make me do all types of chores for the week the whole weekend.
Couldn't bullshit with my bros or bust a bitch out.. none of that.
So what has that produced, a brah who just wants to chill on the weekend, do shit on his own timetable.
Meanwhile, the wife is like no chill. So she doesn't know any of your psychosis.. she's just like.. do this shit. Why won't he do this simple shit..
and you be like.. (maybe not even intending to).. I'll do it (on my own damn time) and then delay doing it (just to show you have some control) - that last part, you might not even realize you're doing.
Then comes the nag.. "Hey, you gonna do that thing you said you were?!?!?" This come just about the time you were about to do it.. then comes another delay (psychosis mang).. "I said I'd do it, not when!"
Then she's like.. he's so unreliable, I can't trust him.. lose respect.. she doesn't sexually desire as much as she did before.. sex once a week.. once a month.. kids.. never.. maybe. LOL!
The relationship is built out of respect, mostly for her, she respects you, desires you, etc... you lose this, you lose it all.
So to maintain your respect / trust, relationship, etc..
Create a formal list.. (honey do list).. put the stuff she wants you to do on that list.
Then create a timeline.. tell her when you're going to do it by.. write it down.. it can be email, whatever.. there must be proof.
She can't bother you unless the deadline passes.. do that shit before the deadline passes.
Be conservative and honest.
This shit may save your relationship
Ladiboi's Honey Do-List
1) Eat a jar of dicks... Deadline: End of Day
to do list done already
LMFAO she's not the nagger in our relationship, I am.. I'm the one that makes the to do lists for her to do When I'm at home aka not travelling for work, I have a ton of to do lists of things I need to do so I keep myself accountable (not J status but working on it)
Great advice though Maj, will definitely keep it in mind for the future.
04-17-2017, 06:19 AM
Fuckin' A.
