that guy is my spirit animal

 

love it

 

Man. Been hungry and very confused/forgetful all day.

 

Time to roland another one.

 

I can't believe I ate an entire chicken.

 

bones and all.

 

Bok bok, chicken chicken...

 

Where has the 2nd Rockstar been?! We need more NPR in our lives

 

Are we not good enough?

 

This was definitely a "hold my beer and watch this" kind of effort.

You can off road anything depending on the size of your wallet and ability to tolerate damage.

 

Jk.

So ... Rockstar21 hasn't been on since the S2000 thread turned :ghey:

I'm curious on what he thinks on what this thread has becum

 

My sister & brother in-law picked up an early 90s Wrangler for $1500 3 years ago. First thing they did was paint it with heavy-duty lime green bedliner, and quite literally beat the shit out of it on tight trails & rock crawling for 3 years.

No rocker guards? No problem.

 

Yup, I'm trying to get my wife to let me buy my brother's shitty Jeep Cherokee XJ so I can turn it into a trail rig. He's selling it for $600 which is a super good deal but she says no. Something about having four cars when we only have a three car garage and not wanting a shitty rusted out Jeep on the driveway.

Solution? Four car garage.

 

I had to sell that offroad/rally civic, unfortunately. I really enjoy driving on dirt. My friend was going through an "off the grid" phase and renting a farm house at the time and had 10 acres to set up a dirt track on...so I got convinced into building that civic.

By convinced (key word CON), I bought a perfectly good type R swapped and modded civic from a friend who lost the title. I wanted to give him a few days to find the title so I could sell the car for respectable coin. None of my friends liked this plan...so they kicked in all the fenders while it was parked and one of them drew a giant cock and balls on it with a screwdriver.


So....I showed back up to the shop and noticed "something is different about this car". But I couldn't put my finger on it. So I decided to put some tall shocks and snow tires on it, remove anything that weighed anything...transform...and roll out. Best decision ever.

I promptly blew the engine a few weeks (and 10 million jumps, rev limiter bangs, and over revs later). Threw in a mint ass D15B. And then had to sell it because my buddy moved out of the farm house. Or it collapsed. Whichever came first.

 

 

Nice. There's always a story when it comes to cars like that. They usually involve friends and alcohol.

 

Oh. There was no alcohol. We referenced the movie "road house" a lot. Once it had been kicked by others and the resale values had plummeted....I also kicked it. Road house.

 

The running costs were 0, though. It burned oil...which would usually become bothersome. But I had a BUNCH of used oil and gear oil left over. ZERO problems.

JK. It blew up. I would not recommend my practices.

 

I hope you do better than poor Patrick.

 

Patrick whom?

Dempsey? That guy is living my life.

 

Starfish ?

 

Oh? You have a C-word of a wife that made you quit racing so you could "focus on your relationship"?

 

Racing?? Wife???

I just meant that he's a pisces.

 

ass am I.

 

tword

 

I went into college trying to decide whether I wanted to be a billionaire astronaut...or a hollywood celebrity race car driver. Shoulda been the latter. All it would have taken is one more women's study class.

But back then, I was all "yo baby, to me you're an object fuggedaboudit".

 

me too

now I pick up people's recyclables.

 

^^!!

Guys these are true stories.

#LMK

 

and
#HMU

 

#DTF

 

I always tell waitstaff that I'm DTF after they suggest a meal.

Wait person: "Today, we have the hot wings and milk meal"
Me: "That sounds awful but I'm DTF"
Wait person: "??"
Me: "Down To Feed"

 

I woke up from a dream today of a random friend having a Grand Pricks white AND a Laguna Blue Pearl S2K parked at my house because they were off to vacation or something.. Popped the hood to LBP and wow what a mess... Rusted all over, dirty engine bay, and the worst part for me was HIDExtra ballasts hanging by a thread with improperly terminated OEM wires just shoved into the ballast.. I was so disappointed ... the baby deserved a better home.

In hindsight, I guess that's more a nightmare than a dream..
/CSB

 

You know that was your car 5 years ago.

 

I used to be gung ho about ttaps and cutting and wiring aftermarket in...now, I try to avoid it at all costs.

I love that this car is anything but bland...from far or close...

 

After the incident with the TL, you be like fuck wires......

You and that GS park next to each other everyday huh?

Also, next time I think we rather see a video of the driver.

 

Nice GS

 

meh...I hate Lexus and Infinityandbeyond.

LOL...no, but if he beats me to work, he always tries to get the good spot. He messed up his front lip last night. He mad af about it.

 

Now I'm about buying or making proper adapters

 

I might not be installing the window rollup module. Trade for some type s heads?
once I have the window visors and leave windows cracked for heat reasons, I will pretty much never be able to use the rollup again...plus, I don't like to leave the sunroof shade pulled back, so I have to do that manually anyway.

 

What the eff are you fools jabbering about? I got electrocuted once. I saw the 5th....or even 7th dimension.