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So what happened to pics of Ms. water-s? 
Got any pigs on your farm?
Got any pigs on your farm?
Originally Posted by kurt_bradley
Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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From: Reno NV
Originally Posted by fdl
If thats what his wife looks like, he should post a pic so I can masterbate to it.
This thread reminds me of Lenny from "Of Mice and Men"
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Originally Posted by tuleman
She just might look like that..... He IS good looking enough to bag some high school girls if he wanted.
This thread reminds me of Lenny from "Of Mice and Men"
This thread reminds me of Lenny from "Of Mice and Men"
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From: Universal City
Originally Posted by fdl
I may be alone, but I wouldnt mind hearing more about tractors.
Read away
Im a fan of the 9020 or the 9020t
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From: D.istrict of C.orruption
Originally Posted by kurt_bradley
I've said it once, and I'll say it again:
It's amazing the possibilites when you have a well in your basement.
It's amazing the possibilites when you have a well in your basement.
Originally Posted by Water-S
our well is outside. I think it's 140 ft. I helped the dude drill it. I only wanted to go 100 ft down he wanted to go 150. So we agreed to 140 ft.
I don't know if I am going to laugh or cry...
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From: Somewhere between here and there, yet neither.
Originally Posted by sasha
You need to read posts more carefully!
I don't know if I am going to laugh or cry...
I don't know if I am going to laugh or cry...
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From: Reno NV
Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I've always wondered which was more important to modern society - the tractor or the fire engine...
Neither one. The 80's accords with 200k+ miles are far more important. GMC trucks are a close second
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From: Huntington Beach, CA -> Ashburn, VA -> Raleigh, NC -> Walnut Creek, CA
Originally Posted by Scrib
What am I missing? The wife doesn't empty a dishwasher and now the marriage is on the verge of a breakup??? Bi-Polar or not, something doesn't add up.
There MUST have been issues before this, no???
There MUST have been issues before this, no???
but DUDE, he's buying a new TRACTOR!!
atleast that is the point I have gotten out of page 3
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From: Huntington Beach, CA -> Ashburn, VA -> Raleigh, NC -> Walnut Creek, CA
Originally Posted by Always Dirty
You're really probably just as crazy as she is, you realize that? Maybe crazier. What the hell does all that jewelry have to do with anything? I feel like I'm reading posts from this guy:
you have no idea how hard I just laughed
NSXNEVER
got a chuckle from me as well
at "minched" and offically nominate Water-S's name be changed to Waterous
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From: Huntington Beach, CA -> Ashburn, VA -> Raleigh, NC -> Walnut Creek, CA
Originally Posted by SpeedyV6
Actually Water-S' predicament sounds like a typical country music song: She took his money, took his kid, and left him with nothing but a 6 year old Honda Odyssey and a dirty pile of dishes.
next line is going to be "She ran off w/ a ni***r, a big black guy named buck; he drove a big mach 4 w/ his name on the door.........and all I can say is welllllll..........FUCK!!!!!!
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From: Lakeway, TX
Originally Posted by fdl
I may be alone, but I wouldnt mind hearing more about tractors.
I don't know much about tractors but I've heard that JD is nice but overrated. I hear that Cub Cadet (CC = International Harvester donchaknow) and Ford diesel tractors > *.
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From: Lakeway, TX
Originally Posted by SwervinCL
$12K for a lawn tractor!
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From: Anna,OH(home of the honda/acura motors)
Originally Posted by F900
What about farm girls and tractors................ 
It was great when I was in high school on Saturday nights they had 4-H dances on Saturday nights if I had nothing to do I'd go over there check out the 4-H chicks.
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From: Anna,OH(home of the honda/acura motors)
Originally Posted by SpeedyV6
I don't know much about tractors but I've heard that JD is nice but overrated. I hear that Cub Cadet (CC = International Harvester donchaknow) and Ford diesel tractors > *.Agco uses a Cummins diesel in the large tractors.
White which is owned by Agco uses Cummins in the large tractors.
Massey Fergerson uses Cummins in the large tractors which again is owned by Agco.
Cummins is okay if you clean the grills all the time and radatiors all the time.
one of my neighbors leased a Case Magnum(which has a Cummins) he ended up telling them to pick it up due to overheatting problems from dust and crap. He went with 8020 series.
it's a sweet tractor.
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Originally Posted by Water-S
Deere is the only one to use "their own" diesel engine in the large tractors. Ford New Holland uses Cummins, Case IH merged with Ford New Holland about 3 years ago. to form Case New Holland. you can still get both brands but they basically the same.
Agco uses a Cummins diesel in the large tractors.
White which is owned by Agco uses Cummins in the large tractors.
Massey Fergerson uses Cummins in the large tractors which again is owned by Agco.
Cummins is okay if you clean the grills all the time and radatiors all the time.
one of my neighbors leased a Case Magnum(which has a Cummins) he ended up telling them to pick it up due to overheatting problems from dust and crap. He went with 8020 series. it's a sweet tractor.
Agco uses a Cummins diesel in the large tractors.
White which is owned by Agco uses Cummins in the large tractors.
Massey Fergerson uses Cummins in the large tractors which again is owned by Agco.
Cummins is okay if you clean the grills all the time and radatiors all the time.
one of my neighbors leased a Case Magnum(which has a Cummins) he ended up telling them to pick it up due to overheatting problems from dust and crap. He went with 8020 series.
it's a sweet tractor.
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From: Lakeway, TX
Originally Posted by SwervinCL
fwiw I'll bet that farmers will have it pretty good if the dollar continues to depreciate against other currencies.
^^
for the thread jack water
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I am going to my FAVORITE Kmart in Ann Arbor today to buy underwear.
... just for the record. SUPPORT MICHIGAN BUSINESS!
... even if it's moving out to Chicagoland.
4-H Chicks ... x Water-S
Let's change his title to 'Honorary AZ Buckeye Member'
... just for the record. SUPPORT MICHIGAN BUSINESS!
... even if it's moving out to Chicagoland.
4-H Chicks ...
x Water-SLet's change his title to 'Honorary AZ Buckeye Member'
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From: Anna,OH(home of the honda/acura motors)
Now back to topic:
yes I got my daughter back today. Amy pissing and moaning because we don't have a newer or new house. only way she'll move back in is if we sell the old one for a new or newer house. which I was planning on selling in the summer and looking. now it's just gonna speed everything up. but hey you win some and you lose some. a house is cheaper than a divorce.
yes I got my daughter back today. Amy pissing and moaning because we don't have a newer or new house. only way she'll move back in is if we sell the old one for a new or newer house. which I was planning on selling in the summer and looking. now it's just gonna speed everything up. but hey you win some and you lose some. a house is cheaper than a divorce.
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From: Anna,OH(home of the honda/acura motors)
also Always Dirty I forgot to include Cat Challenger tractors which uses Cat diesels which are hell of a diesel. A SHITLOAD of Torque. however getting parts for them are a BITCH. a guy 2-3 roads down from us had a Cat D65 I think. had tons of power but when it broke it was down for atleast a month. Deere BY FAR has the best part network of all equipment brands.
Originally Posted by Water-S
Now back to topic:
yes I got my daughter back today. Amy pissing and moaning because we don't have a newer or new house. only way she'll move back in is if we sell the old one for a new or newer house. which I was planning on selling in the summer and looking. now it's just gonna speed everything up. but hey you win some and you lose some. a house is cheaper than a divorce.
yes I got my daughter back today. Amy pissing and moaning because we don't have a newer or new house. only way she'll move back in is if we sell the old one for a new or newer house. which I was planning on selling in the summer and looking. now it's just gonna speed everything up. but hey you win some and you lose some. a house is cheaper than a divorce.
i understand you love your wife and your daughter but others on here are right when they said that you are habitually hard headed... you need to realize when it is time to cut your losses and get the hell outta there...
but you are an AZ brother so i will wish you the best of luck with the whole situation...
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From: Lakeway, TX
Originally Posted by Water-S
Now back to topic:
yes I got my daughter back today. Amy pissing and moaning because we don't have a newer or new house. only way she'll move back in is if we sell the old one for a new or newer house. which I was planning on selling in the summer and looking. now it's just gonna speed everything up. but hey you win some and you lose some. a house is cheaper than a divorce.
yes I got my daughter back today. Amy pissing and moaning because we don't have a newer or new house. only way she'll move back in is if we sell the old one for a new or newer house. which I was planning on selling in the summer and looking. now it's just gonna speed everything up. but hey you win some and you lose some. a house is cheaper than a divorce.
I hate to pile on with all of your critics but seriously you need to think this through more carefully. It seems to me like your woman is waaay too preoccupied with worldly possessions and status. Just know that you will be in a much bigger bind if you divorce her. She'll probably get to keep the new house in the event of divorce.
And even though you love her you really need to think what's best for your daughter. A woman who uses the custody of your child to get even with you, who won't clean the dishes or hash out her disagreements with you like an adult, who takes off on a moment's notice, and who forever needs lots of bling and a bigger, better house sounds like serious trouble. And if you think a better house will placate her you're kidding yourself. You need to start contemplating a divorce or at least satisfactorily demonstrate to yourself that she really is gonna change. Consenting to marital counseling is not sufficient!
Seriously, you might want to start building a contingency plan for a divorce.
