So as some of you may know my wife was (and still has a license to be) a nurse in the Navy. It's her second passion besides motherhood.

I asked last night if soap was a coagulant, that is, it clots the blood. I had shaved my face, had a small cut, and then washed my face with soap and it stopped bleeding.

She got excited, and then I caught on, and started spouting of random medical terms like a child spouts of the ABCs.

Epiziotomy.

Vas deferens.

Vasectomy.

By this time I thought she was acting like Jamie Lee Curtis in the movie "A Fish Called Wanda" after John Cleese started talking to her in Russian.

Facioscapulohumeral muscular dystrophy

Familial eosinophilia

After that, she jumped on me and had her way with me like I was wearing a god-damned wolf shirt.

Weird right?

 

smart=sexy

 

I guess so. I wanted to be a doctor in high school, so I knew some medical terms. I just found it funny that she was like that.

 

Start watching ER and House... She'll rape you to death, lol.

 

I feel like crying.

 

Dude if thats all it takes to get laid by your wife, if I wewre you every time I wanted some I'd start shouting open heart surgery or something...

 

You could probably parlay that into getting more blowjobs

 

She has seen every ER episode ever made.

I've never spouted off medical terms before, but that sure made her want me.

I tried it again today, and no go. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

my girlfriend likes it when i speak about investing and business moves. she like it alot

 

because she wants you to be rich, so she can D you and get your monies

 

Very hweird.

 

 

It happens when I speak German








Sitten am mein nutzen!!

 

Happens when I play jazz or Classical on the piano.







Ah, Gershwin.

 

How are the neighbors Gator?

 

 

Well, after your prank today.. you may as well print out this thread as a good memory when such medical terms worked

 

Oh well. Maybe start rattling off legal terms. Maybe she got her medical fill for the week.

 

An ex was like this when she would ask and I could start naming all the states and capitals or all the Presidents in order or stuff like that.

She thought that was the hottest thing in the world

 

She would have creamed her pants around me..

 

Not really weird. Wouldn't you go crazy if your wife started talking to you about car stuff and her actualy knowing what she's taking about?

 

lmao i love this forum.

 

FWIW, today I was talking to the wife on the phone and discussing an untrustworthy friend and I said, "With him, it's 'everything you say can and will be used against you.'" To which she replied "Just hearing you say those words makes my heart melt." She has always wanted to be a lawyer.

I started shouting "Objection!" but the moment was gone already.

 

 

Should have said "I'd like you to review my briefs" or something that's actually funny.

 

I've always felt the term "debriefing" should actually refer to the removal of the underpants.

 

Just saw this thread.
That's awesome.
AZ FTW.

 

Maybe she thought that she didn't need to bear any more of your kids?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA wolf shirt FTW