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Old 04-21-2010, 06:24 PM
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I never joke around about homosexuals....
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be this way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6 4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand would be very happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
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Billy Billy Billy...thank you for being so dim! You have provided all of us with many laughs at your expense. You should probably try to crawl back into your mother's womb, if you try to go anywhere else you will be pointed and laughed at by anyone that sees you. If you should choose to continue using a computer and polluting the internet with your idiotic banter please take the time to visit WWW.hookedonphonics.com! I think you may have tried to visit this site before but was detoured to www.hookedonponics.com instead. That is all.
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:27 PM
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So I understand there's a Jack that used to be on here with some epic shi* that when down? A real life fake story? Bahahahahahaha.

And anyone remember the I'm Rich B*tch thread?
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:29 PM
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I was so desperately trying to avoid this thread... but glad I spent the time to go through it. Epic doesn't even begin to describe the ownage in here.
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:30 PM
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be this way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6 4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand would be very happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:31 PM
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:31 PM
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Whiskers the internet tough guy....
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MyCarIsntInMyWifesName
So I understand there's a Jack that used to be on here with some epic shi* that when down? A real life fake story? Bahahahahahaha.

And anyone remember the I'm Rich B*tch thread?
https://acurazine.com/forums/acurazines-hall-fame-284/official-boostedjacks-fake-life-thread-see-page-5-formerly-jiffy-lube-owned-367596/

You're welcome.
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:35 PM
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Thank you good sir.
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by c[_]
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be this way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6 4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand would be very happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:39 PM
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Whiskers the internet tough guy....
Hey, I can be Internet tough...
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:41 PM
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Hey, I can be Internet tough...
No you can't, we've seen the pictures.
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:41 PM
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wow Im from a bmw forum this thread is everywhere!!! lmao!!! This thread made me laugh for hours!
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:44 PM
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wow Im from a bmw forum this thread is everywhere!!! lmao!!! This thread made me laugh for hours!
How you doin'
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:45 PM
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epic thread.
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:45 PM
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How you doin'
I am fantastic!
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:47 PM
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Be careful, last one had a banana...
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:48 PM
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*still IBL*
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:49 PM
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Billy, I'm so mad right now I can barely type.

A friend posted this link, and I saw your car. Then I started reading this thread.

First, you tell me that you're single, and I guess you were taking off your ring, you lying bastard! Go fuck yourself!

I'm 2 months pregnant with your kid, and you've been promising to marry me and this happens? I'm going to hunt down your Acura and slash the tires for this.

Don't ever talk to me again!

Donna
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by jupitersolo
Be careful, last one had a banana...
Just like real life...
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by SocalPrincess
I am fantastic!
Good...good..........So...do, you like stuff?
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Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
Billy, I'm so mad right now I can barely type.

A friend posted this link, and I saw your car. Then I started reading this thread.

First, you tell me that you're single, and I guess you were taking off your ring, you lying bastard! Go fuck yourself!

I'm 2 months pregnant with your kid, and you've been promising to marry me and this happens? I'm going to hunt down your Acura and slash the tires for this.

Don't ever talk to me again!

Donna
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Originally Posted by jupitersolo
Be careful, last one had a banana...
Lmao
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
Billy, I'm so mad right now I can barely type.

A friend posted this link, and I saw your car. Then I started reading this thread.

First, you tell me that you're single, and I guess you were taking off your ring, you lying bastard! Go fuck yourself!

I'm 2 months pregnant with your kid, and you've been promising to marry me and this happens? I'm going to hunt down your Acura and slash the tires for this.

Don't ever talk to me again!

Donna
o wow thats really sad im sorry girl! He seems like a douche bag!
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:52 PM
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Lmao
Pics of said ass?
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Pics of said ass?
Im just here to read this thread no nudes..
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Donna, are you fat and white?
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:56 PM
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Im just here to read this thread no nudes..
Crap, you must have come from one of the prude forums...
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Donna, are you fat and white?
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:57 PM
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Crap, you must have come from one of the prude forums...
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Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
Billy, I'm so mad right now I can barely type.

A friend posted this link, and I saw your car. Then I started reading this thread.

First, you tell me that you're single, and I guess you were taking off your ring, you lying bastard! Go fuck yourself!

I'm 2 months pregnant with your kid, and you've been promising to marry me and this happens? I'm going to hunt down your Acura and slash the tires for this.

Don't ever talk to me again!

Donna
This cant be real, or i see another 20 pages easy
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:59 PM
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Crap, you must have come from one of the prude forums...
lol no
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I'm a little fat right now because I'm starting to show, and yes I'm white.

If Billy really is married (I'm going to find out for sure tonight), then I will be getting an abortion. There's no way I can have this baby knowing he's with another woman.
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wow Im from a bmw forum this thread is everywhere!!! lmao!!! This thread made me laugh for hours!
I swear, I think I know you. (srs)
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Hey, I can be Internet tough...
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Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
Billy, I'm so mad right now I can barely type.

A friend posted this link, and I saw your car. Then I started reading this thread.

First, you tell me that you're single, and I guess you were taking off your ring, you lying bastard! Go fuck yourself!

I'm 2 months pregnant with your kid, and you've been promising to marry me and this happens? I'm going to hunt down your Acura and slash the tires for this.

Don't ever talk to me again!

Donna
OK, this one I do not believe. Post a pic of you with your "boyfriend" and I may believe you, but otherwise no way Jose.
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I'm a little fat right now because I'm starting to show, and yes I'm white.

If Billy really is married (I'm going to find out for sure tonight), then I will be getting an abortion. There's no way I can have this baby knowing he's with another woman.
Pics with Billy & a stick of butter or gtfo.
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Made my way from bodybuilding.com forums. Gotta love this epicness...OP =



I swear, I think I know you. (srs)
From where?
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Donna is BS for sure...
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