OK Guys...fess up! How often do you masturbate even if you're married. I recently got married, but I still find myself spanking the monkey almost as much as I did in college. It's not like I don't like sex with my wife, but I still like getting off alone, on my schedule, the way I grew up doing it. My wife doesn't like when I do it, but she's OK as long as I keep her happy when she's horny.

 

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Been at least ten years since I did this, and that was when someone told me it was healthy to do it. But since I always let the barrels go with some regularity, I haven't found the need to go there. Maybe when I get older and I no longer have as much "Mack" as Steve Jobs! But for now....I still love the brown round! Why go with the "handburger" when you can put a "stake" in it?

Oh and wsklar...you should have a comma behind that first 2 bro, not a decimal...Hahahahahaha!

 

^^Damn Windows Calc

 

Damn, too late for :ibwhiskers:

 

He's automatically alerted when a thread has the word "masturbation" in it.

 

He'll be back

 

 

Stop masturbating so much and maybe you can post on time....

 

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before I met the woman of my dreams? daily, now? almost never.....and I only had to wait almost 50 years to meet her!

Whiskers...you the man

 

 

Newlyweds...

 

nah, WON'T marry her or any one else for that matter

(been together 3.5 years so far....)

 

LOL...I told you everything I type on here is real talk. Not knocking it, just don't need to right now. Don't really feel like it either. To each his own...do you (literally). Hahahaha!

 

^^^^ sorry darsom1..I have to agree, regardless if you have sex on a regular basis, men are always enclined to masturbate! It's a natural thing, you shouldn't be ashamed..hehe

 

Lol...no shame in it, besides, I am aware of how women get turned on (and off) by a man doing it. I remember one of my friends (female) told me of a guy who came over for a date. He got keyed up looking at her sexy ass (3/4 moon) and wanted to masturbate right there. She booted him out for not even trying to make a move on her first. Now, that's not your typical jerk session, but if it was me...I would have made my move on her, and then if I felt I needed to (if I failed) I would've settled up at home with my fave porn - DA PORN!

DA PORN is a movie I made previously. Or series of movies. The reason why I am talking about that is because wacking off while watching other people get off, is frustrating to me. I like crowd participation. Shame? How can I be ashamed? Other people like my dick, why shouldn't I? Nope, when I need to...it will be there for me...

 

I don't think I masturbated much at all in college (but I know I didn't get enough sex then, either ).
Weird thing is, the urge to is strongest in the a.m. after having sex with the wife at night, and it doesn't matter how many times we had sex the night before. A.m. sex does resolve that desire but I don't get enough of that

 

I was being sarcastic with that last comment, but I still believe that no one can go ten years w/o masturbating! It's not normal! I used to date guys who would masturbate in front of me and it was okay because it was a form of foreplay! And it has nothing to do with another person in the same room or next to you! I think the thread is about your own personal "happy" time! hahaha

I rarely do it, but I do! And it doesn't take me ten years in order to do it! Then again, I don't get a$$ handed to me like you do! haha And what's wrong with watching other people get off?! Not everyone has the luxury of having crowd participation! haha Besides, who hasn't had sex with porn on the tube? I think it's a bit of a turn on to watch it with your S.O.! Re-enact the scene, I don't know...get creative! haha

 

I'm not married, nor in a committed relationship at the moment. However, when I have been, I still masturbated fairly regularly. Not 4 times a day or anything like when I was 17, but just to keep the mechanism regulated. Is good for ejaculatory control to keep a pretty consistent baseline on rate of orgasm. Makes pacing onesself for the desired activity more easily achieved.

 

See, this part is what I was talking about when I was younger. I needed somthing to curb that edge while I got my stride down pat. Who knows, maybe I should do that now so I can have that fuck it attitude when women don't come thru. I don't know. Like I said tho, I'm not ashamed. And Nightie, I will break a woman off while watching porn. I was referring to myself. But oh yeah, I'm a cocksman...whatever makes the mood work sugar! I can't imagine a woman wanting me to do that and I said no...simply uncivilized! Hahahahaha!

 

Well with me, I can last long w/o having sex and not crave it because the way I see it....OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND! hehe I've been single for a while and not once have I craved sex or wanted to have sex! Then again, I'm not the type to just call up on someone and relieve me, you know? hehe So, I'm okay with the occasional "happy hour", but it's rare! I know that when I do get involved with a man and I'm dating them, I tend to take out my frustration on them! So, it works out either way! hehe I just feel sorry for the next guy that I date! I'm not a vampire for nuthin'! haha I will keep a guy up all night! No pun intended! What can I say, gotta make up for lost time! haha

 

 

I still do it once a day. Been married for almost 4 years. I have some kind of a hormonal imbalance or something, because if I don't "release" regularly, I'm like an animal. Seriously. Out of control.

My wife recently had her wisdom teeth taken out. It was 5 days recovery on pills and with lots of pain. Of course, I didn't pursue her during that time, and didn't have any time to take care of it myself because I was taking care of her and the baby while she was on the couch for the week. She invited me to take a shower with her Saturday morning, and after we had washed up, she just looked at me and said "Go ahead".

I'm not ashamed to say I lasted about 2 minutes. No sex or release for 5 days, and a wife who modeled for 4 years of her adult life = 2 minutes.

 

I gotta say that its definately easier for some women to have self control, your whole "OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND" deal. Dont get me wrong there are women out there that crave it more then we do but for the most part, when a guy gets that instinct/feeling he's either going to help himself out or if ur lucky as Dark said it get some crowd participation

 

I used to do it on a regular basis while single but now that I'm married I only do it maybe once every 6 months or so. Really a hand can't compare to a warm body

 

How do you decide when is a good day to do it....

 

I still do it at least once a day, sometimes more if I have some "frustrations" to work out. Better than cheating right? Although the gf says I might as well be cheating

But I recently heard a study on the radio that said masturbation once a week can be a good defense against prostate cancer (I guess it "cleans out the pipes" so to speak). So even though I do it more than once a week, I tell the gf "the more the merrier" because I hear prostate cancer can be pretty nasty.

 

Once a day

 

Few times a week in the office.

 

Yeah...Why so little?

 

Damn! I hope you're not a chef or a dentist!

 

For some reason, my sex drive is highest at night with my wife, but the urge to masturbate is strongest in the early morning or during the day when I'm alone. I usually do it at least once a day even after having sex at night. My sexual energy is peaking not decreasing as I get older.

 

I get it regularly but i cant help but :whackit: .....it's our right....

 

He actually manufactures glue.

 

post shower pics of wife

 

Sans you Pete...of course.

 

 

Sorry, for me only.