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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by hornyleprechaun
You poop/shower/pee/eat at least once a day. Why wouldn't you wack it at least once a day. Got to keep the machine going.
Sometimes I poop, pee, release in the toilet all at the same sitting....
Old Nov 26, 2007 | 04:23 PM
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how do you pee and release at the same time
Old Nov 26, 2007 | 04:27 PM
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how do you pee and release at the same time
Release...wait 10 seconds...pee
Old Nov 26, 2007 | 04:31 PM
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Release...wait 10 seconds...pee
Old Nov 26, 2007 | 05:32 PM
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Some of you dudes are gross,
Old Nov 26, 2007 | 06:06 PM
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I cannot believe that you asked that.

Or that this thread is at 7 pages.
Old Nov 26, 2007 | 07:11 PM
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Hey...guys like sex......any way we can get it. Obviously from the number of views...everyone is interested.
Old Nov 26, 2007 | 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I have access to the Internet and 6 hours a day of just me time....
Obviously we both have too much time on our "Hands"
Old Nov 26, 2007 | 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by JetJock
Who is Whiskers???
Is he like the jackoff king of the Forum?
I thought I was!!!
mmm, maybe king jackoff, but not king of jacking off


Originally Posted by JetJock
It's not fake.....I tell it like it is......4X/day is normal for me

I have a lot of hormones running around.
3-4 is pretty normal for me as well... x 18 or so years now.

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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 11:36 PM
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Self service/personal schedule ftw
Old Nov 27, 2007 | 11:33 AM
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3-4 is pretty normal for me as well... x 18 or so years now.

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You got an early start didn't you?
Old Nov 27, 2007 | 02:36 PM
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Lol, its funny how half of you guys are serious and the other half are not.
Old Nov 27, 2007 | 08:07 PM
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Man....you fucking (and I use that term lightly) guys must have "stretch marks" in your hand! Damn!

Your wives: Babe, what are you doing? My pussy is dripping hot and ready!

You: Nuttin' honey!


Old Nov 28, 2007 | 02:53 AM
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??????
Old Nov 28, 2007 | 02:55 AM
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??????
Back away from the thread slowly...
Old Nov 28, 2007 | 03:07 AM
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??????

how you doin'? :wink:
Old Nov 28, 2007 | 03:23 AM
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Im good ... How about you?
Old Nov 28, 2007 | 09:13 AM
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Im good ... How about you?

You looking for business?? ??
Old Nov 28, 2007 | 10:41 AM
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Release...wait 10 seconds...pee

Floodin the cave FTMFW!
Old Nov 28, 2007 | 11:55 AM
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Im good ... How about you?
I'm assuming by your name you're a chick i know, some ppl around here like fool us lol.....just fair warning get ready for all the to attack
Old Nov 28, 2007 | 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by caligirl2k
Im good ... How about you?
Aw shit Im hard already.
Old Nov 28, 2007 | 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Sometimes I poop, pee, release in the toilet all at the same sitting....
What the fuck dude....












Whew I guess Im not alone. LOL!
Oh yea why is it that sometimes I have to piss after I cum. Even if i already just took a piss lol.
Old Nov 28, 2007 | 11:36 PM
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Old Nov 29, 2007 | 12:38 AM
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Im good ... How about you?
im doing quite well. :wink:
Old Nov 29, 2007 | 04:56 PM
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Old Nov 29, 2007 | 05:02 PM
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still LOL ing
to our favorite bikini-wearing drama queen - in the true sense, not the Jack from Will and Grace way. Time to update your thread?
Old Nov 29, 2007 | 05:07 PM
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not a drama queen.. just had problems, and was looking for advise.. but that's not important anymore. so no updates, and forget i ever mentioned anything
Old Nov 29, 2007 | 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Babyfer
not a drama queen.. just had problems, and was looking for advise.. but that's not important anymore. so no updates, and forget i ever mentioned anything
yeah, you weren't really a drama queen, but several people were addicted to the drama you brought here. The withdrawls have been unbearable. Need... details... now...
Old Nov 29, 2007 | 05:20 PM
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wth are you guys talking about? link?
Old Nov 29, 2007 | 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by revitupwriteitoff
wth are you guys talking about? link?


She's only got 180 posts, so it should be too hard to find what we're talking about.
Old Nov 29, 2007 | 05:54 PM
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not worth it...^ n/m
Old Nov 30, 2007 | 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by revitupwriteitoff
not worth it...^ n/m
Lazy ass.

It's all pretty well documented here, along with some other fun discussions:
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...5&page=1&pp=25
Old Dec 1, 2007 | 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Babyfer
not a drama queen.. just had problems, and was looking for advise.. but that's not important anymore. so no updates, and forget i ever mentioned anything
So that probably means she probably got laid finally
Old Dec 1, 2007 | 04:57 PM
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so back to the topic, cause i'm not hi-jacking again.... masturbation.. continue on peps
Old Dec 5, 2007 | 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by revitupwriteitoff
wth are you guys talking about? link?
Full hand to dick contact.

You didn't get the memo ?
Old Dec 26, 2007 | 02:01 PM
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OMG is this thread still going
Old Dec 26, 2007 | 02:05 PM
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Um? It actually died 20 days ago, until you just bumped it.
Old Dec 26, 2007 | 06:41 PM
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Um? It actually died 20 days ago, until you just bumped it.
No, it's very much alive, like really recent. Look at the last post: Today, 6:41 pm!
Old Dec 26, 2007 | 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by IlliNorge
No, it's very much alive, like really recent. Look at the last post: Today, 6:41 pm!
Yeah, mine says 7:41


Old Dec 26, 2007 | 06:55 PM
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